couples in the gym......

[Buddy_Christ]

this lanky guy with legs smaller than my arms comes walking into the gym today, followed by a not too bad lookin blond chick. i'm thinking the usual is going to happen...she's gonna go do some 5lb db curls and then go do cardio right away, no excitement

to my suprise, they go to the smith machine for squats. now i'm thinking things might get a bit exciting.

the other 2 dudes leave, i continue on about my business.

chick starts doing 2/3 squats with no weight on the smith. i glance over intermittently, no real excitement.

these 2 are alternating sets on the smith...she works "up" to 10lbs on each side, while he's using a 45 and a 10 on each side, and joking around with her about how much more he can squat opposed to her. i was half ready to go load up 255 or even 260 and show this dude what a REAL squat for reps is all about, but my legs are kinda sore from yesterday when that dumb bitch from the Red Cross wouldn't let me donate blood while squatting.

so i move along, finish blasting my tris, and go to do some situps. between situp sets, i see these 2 standing in the middle of the gym kissing and holding each other.

what the fuck is that shit? you come to the gym to fuck or to gain muscle?

 

[UA_Iron]

dont stand for that, take immediate action.

Slaughter the guy and take the girl as a POW.

 

[jackangel]

congratulations, you're several days further down the darkly spiralling vortex of your daily existence.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

these 2 are alternating sets on the smith...while he's using a 45 and a 10 on each side

I get a kick outa watching other people squat on machines what I'm curling free weight(saw it again today).
Why do they bother to go is beyond me...
O'well, he's the one with the hottie girlfriend.

 

[RADAR]

They weren't Kissing, they were congradulating each other!


RADAR

 

[Smurfy]

congratulations, you're several days further down the darkly spiralling vortex of your daily existence.

that was awesome

 

[gregory]

Cool, then they went home, she put on some sexy panties, then he moved them to the side and they did it doggy style, yeeaahhhh babay. Great workout.

 

[Werd]

Cool, then they went home, she put on some sexy panties, then he moved them to the side and they did it doggy style, yeeaahhhh babay. Great workout.

LOL

 

[havoc]

Why worry about what others are doing in the gym? The only thing that should bother you is if your space is invaded before or during a lift that demands all of your focus.


You would of put 260 on and started repping with it? Can my sister work in?












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[from zero]

You would of put 260 on and started repping with it? Can my sister work in?

Oh shit, LOL!!

 

[Longhorn85]

O'well, he's the one with the hottie girlfriend.

Bottom line, especially considering many guys work out to get chicks anyway, whether or not they'll admit it.

 

[Vash]

Bottom line, especially considering many guys work out to get chicks anyway, whether or not they'll admit it.

I'm going to need more help than that.

 

[awittyusername]

this lanky guy with legs smaller than my arms comes walking into the gym today, followed by a not too bad lookin blond chick. i'm thinking the usual is going to happen...she's gonna go do some 5lb db curls and then go do cardio right away, no excitement

to my suprise, they go to the smith machine for squats. now i'm thinking things might get a bit exciting.

the other 2 dudes leave, i continue on about my business.

chick starts doing 2/3 squats with no weight on the smith. i glance over intermittently, no real excitement.

these 2 are alternating sets on the smith...she works "up" to 10lbs on each side, while he's using a 45 and a 10 on each side, and joking around with her about how much more he can squat opposed to her. i was half ready to go load up 255 or even 260 and show this dude what a REAL squat for reps is all about, but my legs are kinda sore from yesterday when that dumb bitch from the Red Cross wouldn't let me donate blood while squatting.

so i move along, finish blasting my tris, and go to do some situps. between situp sets, i see these 2 standing in the middle of the gym kissing and holding each other.

what the fuck is that shit? you come to the gym to fuck or to gain muscle?

Gollly that kid is stupid. He was squating light weight with a hot chick and probably went home and banged her. What an ass.

He should have started a cycle right there, dumped the chick, squated 400 lbs, make fun of someone smaller than him, kick a puppy on the way home, then post on a BB board about how someone lifting less then him.

No offence bro, But you sound like the big guys at the gym I used to wo at. Those bloated bastards would load up 1000lbs on the leg press then bad mouth me to the girls in the gym like abunch of jealous teenage girls!!! I was banging this hot cardio instructor and they would call her and say "Don't go out w/Awitty he lifts pussy weight and he fucks anything that moves and he selling his house bc he's broke etc"

I'm 32 and have a F'd back and shoulder. I do slow perfect reps w/light weight. I range from 185 - 195lbs w bf 8% - 10% Natty and I have more charisma than all those bloated bald bastards.

I wonder how many fo them posted on some roid board about me? because none of then had the nuts to say shit to my face. So, I aggitated the fuck out of them. I would always chat it up w/them, ask for spots,etc. I would see them out so I always bought them drinks and talked to them most the night just to annoy them and entertain their ladies with my charm not my bloated bicep!!!!!!!!!

Dont be a hater

 

[Vash]

Dont be a hater

HemmoROID rage at its best

 

[ChefWide]

Clip the Achilles tendons of Mr. Rodgers and treat Missy Blondenbootie to the 'Olympic Bar', capiche?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Yeah I hate watching people do smith machine squats... I hate those weak dudes who do anything less than 405 on their working sets on squats. Come on...why bother to keep coming to the gym if you are just going to play?

 

[the nature boy]

that was awesome

Grudgingly I must agree.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

OOOH he was gonna go ALL THE WAY UP to 255 or even the unbeleivable weight of 260 and show him what real squats were..

ROFL

and fucking is ALWAYS prferable to gaining muscle.. so sounds tome like those two were right on track...

 

[Deleted member 33117]

OOOH he was gonna go ALL THE WAY UP to 255 or even the unbeleivable weight of 260 and show him what real squats were..

ROFL

and fucking is ALWAYS prferable to gaining muscle.. so sounds tome like those two were right on track...

Exactally why I posted my sarcastic post above. Not everyone goes to the gym to be a bodybuilder. Some people just enjoy working out... and maybe they just wanted to find something enjoyable to do together as a couple, and found somethign healthy.

No offense, but your squats aren't really any better than his. 405 for a couple of reps is not really hardcore. I know tiny guys who bench 315 and squat 405 both for reps.

However that is not the point, the point is, its pretty silly to judge everyone in the gym by hardcore bodybuilding standards, since most people have no desire to have 20 arms or squat 600 lbs.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

LOL 405.. I dont even squat anymore.. (well okay I may do some light sets with 225 here and there)

But my point wasnt that I was some supersquatter.. just that if your going to show someone up.. you might want to use a little more than 255-260

and BTW I am a tiny guy.. your dick is probably bigger around than my wrist.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Milo's, dude I am sorry. That last paragraphs were directed at Crak, not you. I just looked at my post and noticed it came across like I was talking to you since I quoted your post.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

no biggie.. but I really never squat much anymore anyways


but I make it a point not to make fun of the wieghts people use.. there are times when I dont bench over 135.. and people look at me weird.. until they see me use it for tricep extensions 20 minutes later LOL.


I like seeing couples make out in the gym.. its a sign of a good relationship..

 

[Deleted member 33117]

no biggie.. but I really never squat much anymore anyways


but I make it a point not to make fun of the wieghts people use.. there are times when I dont bench over 135.. and people look at me weird.. until they see me use it for tricep extensions 20 minutes later LOL.


I like seeing couples make out in the gym.. its a sign of a good relationship..

Right, sometimes I do very light sets at the end of a workout, and lately I have peeps stare. Its like "Why are are you staring jackass... I am doing sets of 40-50 reps..."

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Heh.. too funny. I dont even say anything .. I just let them stand there for a couple of minutes after realizing Ive done 30 or 40 reps and they usually wander off confused like Dan Quayle at a spelling bee.

 

[MAX 300]

Man, reading a thread that really blows up in the original posters face is kind of fun if you're not the one who started it...

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Man, reading a thread that really blows up in the original posters face is kind of fun if you're not the one who started it...

actually, i think this thread is hilarious.

i feel that if you're gonna do squats, DO SQUATS. don't half ass, go to parallel and back up again. i'm used to seeing this though. the rare time or two i do see someone doing leg work, they're half assing it.

the only thing that made me to "huh?" was the groping session goin on in there. really, wtf is that shit? anyone else see that going on in their gym?


the rest of you are really damn gullible. why don't you all go find my thread "they wouldn't let me donate blood today" and read that real closely.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Man, reading a thread that really blows up in the original posters face is kind of fun if you're not the one who started it...

Yep. It happens to mine pretty often... nice to see it happen to someone else for a change. LoL

 

[IwouldSlamU]

I see all that stupid shit in the gym, but i could care less as long as poeple dont take 30min on a machine. i dont care what people do in the gym

 

[supersizeme]

You would of put 260 on and started repping with it? Can my sister work in?

this made me snort. partly because his sister can probably squat that weight.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

this made me snort. partly because his sister can probably squat that weight.

I know a chick who does 455 for deep reps on her squats. She spends 5-6 hours a day on the eliptical trainer too. Rather amazing athelete... too bad she isn't hot. Has a few issues though... nice girl but a bit of a head case... and yes worse than me.