Couldn't "rise" to the occassion...horrible story

[FlexBailey]

It's the juice man..it'll get the best of us. I've been having probs keeping it up this cycle i'm on right now which is sust and EQ. I remember when a cycle of sust would have me hard for hours but now it works against me.
I've spoken to one of the soft porn fitness chicks who's fairly popular in the bodybuilding world, especially IronMan Magazine and the swimsuit issues. She said she didn't really care to date hardcore bodybuilders because the years of juice have left them soft and they have problems getting it up...TRUE DAT..
And the guys are right, once it happens once it usually stays in your mind, sometimes i'm horney as hell and i'll think about "oh shit what if it won't work" and then, BOOM, it's gone just like that.
Stick with the foreplay until you're confident it'll work.

JUICE SUCKS for this and that's a fact.

 

[Nathan]

Jeez Louise. That story was far too much every guy's fucking dream. I dunno, not calling you a liar or anything but if it's true then just do as everyone said and get your ass back to that bar.

 

[Dantes]

Dude, I agree with Muay Thai! Probally stage fright, it happened to me when I was with the hottest chic I've ever rattled, and probally comes down to the "holy fuck this chic is hot, I gotta perfrorm" pressure. I was paranoid about things after that, then I got with a so-so girl I'd rattled man times before, and it everything was working more than OK.

Dantes

 

[Riker29]

A few notes:

Despite the asumptions that guys have of hearing the word "Testosterone" and thinking they are going to have a granite-like woodrow at the site of anything female, this is NOT true for everyone.

I know one guy who ws doing 500 mg/wk of Test Cypionate and hard a very very difficult time making anything happen down there (thankfully all is well after his cycle ended).

The processes which create erections are delicately balanced, and just becuase you thorw a shitload of Test into it, does NOT mean that things will just get better. Throw other stuff out of whack - and your Unit will not work well.

Here are a few pointers:

Hot Tubs - Sounds great, but shitty for erections.

Alcoho, - although you FELL hornier while on a few drinks, your performance is much worse than if you are sober. Sure, 1 andf maybe 2 drinks might help a bit. But after that, your performance, and your erections, will suffer.

Rest - Yup, with all this runninb through your body, and the training & eating, you need MORE sleep, not less. If you do NOT get it, your sexual performance WILL suffer.

Zinc - Take some.

L-Arginine - Take like 3 grams a day (this helps a LOT).

Yohimbe - Like a natural Viagra. Dont do those crappy pills ..... get the Yohimbe extract, in a small bottle with an eye dropper, which you just place it inb your mouth and let it get absorbed (dont swallow it, let it get absorbed).

Your mind - forget about it. Most guys, when they are not getting a woddy at the proper time, sit there thinking "oh god, why is this not happening, what uis going wrong, why is it not working ...". ....... Screw that. Stop that shit. OK, so you dont have an erection. Take your mind off of it. Go down on her, take a break fopr a while. Relax. If you worry about it, get nervous, keep wondering why it wont happen - then it WON'T.

OK?

So, relax, get some Zinc, Arginine, maybe some Yohimbe. Relax.

 

[wizardnor]

Maybe you didnt know and you are actually gay.............

just kidding couldnt help myself
viagra bro keep soem i your wallet just in case

DECA = NO DICK BUAAHHHH!!!!!!!
I AM ON FINA AND CAN GETA WOODY

 

[Primo200]

I cant take any progesterone roids either. I didnt know any better and did a cycle of Fina and Deca and holy shit, I got fuckin jacked but I couldnt have decent sex for two months after I came off. From now on, its only test for me.

 

[jAcKiNDaBoX]

dude that sucks...but don't let it get the best of you...I agree up the test and give that bitch back shots like she wouldn't believe.......

 

[Bobber]

Mikey- I was thinking about getting Viagra and calling her up, but I have no clue as how to go about getting it. She gave me her # and told me to call her when things were working properly.

Nathan- I have no need to lie. I have always been able to get pretty good looking girls but it seems that on this cycle i am able to get a lot more than usual.

 

[FlexBailey]

Riker just gave the BEST ADVICE in the post and then a few guys directly after say "up the test bro" what the fuck is that? That's what Riker just said is probably doing the damage and I said it too. Some of you knuckleheads on here have to SHUT UP and LISTEN sometimes.

 

[Trevdog]

Riker just gave the BEST ADVICE in the post and then a few guys directly after say "up the test bro" what the fuck is that? That's what Riker just said is probably doing the damage and I said it too. Some of you knuckleheads on here have to SHUT UP and LISTEN sometimes.

What the fuck is that? Well, its probably good advice.
Did you ever consider the possiblity that you just might be WRONG? People that can't get wood because they are injecting test are definately in the minority, so you are probably wrong. So lighten up Mr. Knucklehead slinging m0f0 guy.

4 suggestions to the guy that started this thread:

If you can get viagra, pop 2 an hour before sex.
Try 75-100 mg. of proviron per day.
Maybe increase the ratio of test to deca in your cycle.
Pot makes me horny as hell.