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Couldn't get it up last night.

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flex123

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I had posted this over in the BTS forum but decided I'd move it over here.

I'm really bummed about last night. One of my friends sings and has been bringing one of her singing friends around. Well I've known the girl for awhile, we graduated together. Well she broke up with her boyfriend last month of 8 years and last night she told her friend she wanted to hook up with me.

My buddy comes and tells me and says we should go back to my place with them. It sounded good so I said yes, I also told him that I had drank a lot and was doing some other stuff during the night that makes me not be able to get an erection.

Well we get back to my house and me and this girl start fooling around. I did everything to get her in the mood, kissing, rubbing, and then went down on her. So she's all amped and ready and usually after this I'm ready myself.

Well not this time, I was limp as a noddle. So she starts to try and get the thing to work, jerking me off, riding it against herself, then she goes down on me and still nothing. She continued to blow the shit out of me for a longtime but still nothing.

At around 6 in the morning the other girl and my friend had to leave so the girl I was with just left with them. She asked my friend in the car ride home about me partying to much during the night and not being able to perfurm.

So this morning I wake up and I'm feeling pretty down on myself. I talked to my friend today and he was telling me that not to worry and that I should just try and give it another shot with her.

The way I'm feeling about the whole situation is that I doubt I will have another shot at it with the way things worked out last night.

O welp...right now it sucks to be me, and even worse it's a Sunday. I hate Sundays.

Anyone else have a terrible experience such as mine, let me hear it.
 
XBiker said:
Cialis.

It works, bro.
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You know what the shitty thing is....I woke up today and remembered I had Viagra in my desk draw.

Looking back there is nothing I can do now....

I'm really down about screwing it up with this chick big time.
 
Luckily when a girl cant "get it up" we can fake it. I hope she was kind about it though.

We always expect a guy to be ready to go and in the event that he isnt a lot of times we feel personally wounded. Its a big blow to the femine ego. We're thinking it should be really easy to get a guy up and if we are in fact trying hard and it still doesnt happen sometimes girls can get mean.
 
anya said:
Luckily when a girl cant "get it up" we can fake it. I hope she was kind about it though.

We always expect a guy to be ready to go and in the event that he isnt a lot of times we feel personally wounded. Its a big blow to the femine ego. We're thinking it should be really easy to get a guy up and if we are in fact trying hard and it still doesnt happen sometimes girls can get mean.
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Well she wasn't mean at all. She did ask me if I was falling asleep when she was going down on me for awhile. She tried everything, and for awhile also But still nothing.:(
 
HA! Thats nothing bro. a few months ago me and my buddy went to miami, and one of the nights we went to this strip club. So everything was fun, we drank some beer, some shots, some cocktails, we had these chicks rubbing their croches on us, and shaking their titties in our faces. It ws fun. So later on I decided that I wanted to snort some coke. I talked to one of the strippers, and she got us some. So we keep having fun, snorting coke and shit. Then I decided that I want to get laid with some strippers, so I talked to them about it, and we ended up going in the back with two chicks that we chose. We paid them $130 each, and in the back, this hot ass stripper, blond, fake tits, great skin and everything and me. I couldn't get it up that night. god dammit. what a waste of money. After about half hour I told her to go. I guess it was all the coke we snorted, cause its supposed to make you limp. so you see, at least you will have another FREE chance with your chick, so go for it. Most of the time chicks are pretty understanding about it.
 
happened to me about not gettng it up......i found out it was cuz i was super tired and fatr burners and she wanst as hot as i normally pull
 
CCCP said:
HA! Thats nothing bro. a few months ago me and my buddy went to miami, and one of the nights we went to this strip club. So everything was fun, we drank some beer, some shots, some cocktails, we had these chicks rubbing their croches on us, and shaking their titties in our faces. It ws fun. So later on I decided that I wanted to snort some coke. I talked to one of the strippers, and she got us some. So we keep having fun, snorting coke and shit. Then I decided that I want to get laid with some strippers, so I talked to them about it, and we ended up going in the back with two chicks that we chose. We paid them $130 each, and in the back, this hot ass stripper, blond, fake tits, great skin and everything and me. I couldn't get it up that night. god dammit. what a waste of money. After about half hour I told her to go. I guess it was all the coke we snorted, cause its supposed to make you limp. so you see, at least you will have another FREE chance with your chick, so go for it. Most of the time chicks are pretty understanding about it.
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Wow...that sucks. I'm sorry to say it but that story makes me feel just a tad bit better about my situation.

CCCP said:
so you see, at least you will have another FREE chance with your chick, so go for it. Most of the time chicks are pretty understanding about it.
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I hope this is the case with this chick.
 
Don't feel bad, chicks love sucking on noddle dick, it's a big change for them.
 
PoyeBoy said:
dizzle, you know my story
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Yeah I remember your story. But this is different. This was a girl that I use to see and just wonder what it would be like to get with her, then I get my one chance and the Limp dick kills me.
 
flex123 said:


Yeah I remember your story. But this is different. This was a girl that I use to see and just wonder what it would be like to get with her, then I get my one chance and the Limp dick kills me.
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you can always go out and catch the gay
 
i have gome limp on at least half a dozen girls. i don't even make excuses any more. when they ask whats wrong i don't say "i don't know" i simply say "nothing!"

then they ask "do you not find me attractive?"

i starre at them kind of blankly...... and say "lose 15 lbs then call me... its getting late i (or you) have to go"
 
OXANDRIN said:
i have gome limp on at least half a dozen girls. i don't even make excuses any more. when they ask whats wrong i don't say "i don't know" i simply say "nothing!"

then they ask "do you not find me attractive?"

i starre at them kind of blankly...... and say "lose 15 lbs then call me... its getting late i (or you) have to go"
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Thats pretty funny, and makes me feel a bit better. But I'm guessing you didn't care if you never saw these girls again, or had to worry about running into them.
 
OXANDRIN said:



just tell them it must have been them.....cause it worked fine the next night with some other bitch (one 15lbs lighter)
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If I went this route I wouldn't be getting a second shot at her. I think I'll just laugh about it when I see her and try and see if I can go at it again.
 
Tell her it happens all the time and you feel like less of a man when it does happen. Then explain that you blame it on emotional insecurities and also the hormones in your mother's milk while you were breastfeeding as a child.

Then ask if you can take pictures of her naked and post them up on here.
 
flex123 said:


If I went this route I wouldn't be getting a second shot at her. I think I'll just laugh about it when I see her and try and see if I can go at it again.
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forget what i said......go with HS's line
 
If you're on Coke and you want to fuck, make sure you are on top the entire time. Helps blood flow. I find I can still fuck on coke but my dick doesn't get as hard as it should. XTC, no way in hell, even with viagra.
 
OXANDRIN said:
i have gome limp on at least half a dozen girls. i don't even make excuses any more. when they ask whats wrong i don't say "i don't know" i simply say "nothing!"

then they ask "do you not find me attractive?"

i starre at them kind of blankly...... and say "lose 15 lbs then call me... its getting late i (or you) have to go"
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Ah..........another EF poster earns the ignore list. :)
 
BigAndy69 said:
If you're on Coke and you want to fuck, make sure you are on top the entire time. Helps blood flow. I find I can still fuck on coke but my dick doesn't get as hard as it should. XTC, no way in hell, even with viagra.
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Well I was on top and tried to get myself in there. I figured once I was in I would be sure to get erect. Well that didn't work either.

My buddy who was with me last night told me today, if that isn't a reason to get you to stop fucking around with coke I don't know what is. Either way I don't touch the stuff much anyways...just occasionally if it's around.

So yeah...I'll be staying away from that stuff. Don't need to be a turn-off for smoking girls like this one.
 
So it WAS coke! BINGO!!!! Same story here. If you think you're gonna fuck, don't fucking snort.
 
Yup, Coke sucks. I had a 2month run with it. All I have to show for it is lost funds, severe sleep apnea and broken relationships.

Should have never gotten involved with strippers.
 
It could be worse, it coulda happened withOUT the aid of substances... that happened to me a few times after a really bad breakup. I suddenly developed performance anxiety and it SUCKED b/c my drive is through the roof.
 
flex123 said:


You know what the shitty thing is....I woke up today and remembered I had Viagra in my desk draw.

Looking back there is nothing I can do now....

I'm really down about screwing it up with this chick big time.
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Cialis!!:p

(And didn't I send you a PM on this some time ago...)
 
same thing happens to me when i do coke... shitty thing is, when i do a few rails i get horny as fuck, but have a hard (i should say soft) time getting hard... i find that if i get realy turned on i can sometimes get hard, eat her pussy for a bit sometimes helps..... i want some viagra just for times like these...

if i were you, i would just tell her (if she wont hate you for doing coke) that you did a bit of coke and it fucked with your ability to get hard... tell her you really want to make it up to her and that atleast you learned something from the experience - that you never want to touch coke again... assuming she doesnt want to hang out with people who do rails, she will like hearing you say that.
 
And did I hear someone say

Penis envey? :FRlol: j/k!!

Sorry I couldn't resist.. :)


It just all depends on what this girl really wanted.
If she wanted sex I would say take a viagra and
call her. :)

If she wanted a relationship she will understand.
It wouldn't be that big of a deal to her.
 
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Happened to me last weekend.

I always have a hard time (no pun intended) getting it up while drinking alcohol.

No matter what, I couldn't get it up. So I passed out, woke up at 8:00 in the morning and proceeded to ram my morning woody into her while she was still asleep. I have no relationship type interest in this chick, so I didn't care if she got mad or not.

No, I'm not exaggerating.
 
Pamela said:
And did I hear someone say

Penis envey? :FRlol: j/k!!

Sorry I couldn't resist.. :)


It just all depends on what this girl really wanted.
If she wanted sex I would say take a viagra and
call her. :)

If she wanted a relationship she will understand.
It wouldn't be that big of a deal to her.
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The stories from the fellas are great, atleast I'm not the only one around here. So that makes me feel better.

A womans opinion is always best in these situations. I was thinking about calling one of my friends that is a woman and talking about it with her, but that might be more embarashing.

I think this chick just wanted to hook up but who knows where it could have gone from there. Could have lead to hooking up on a regular basis.

This girl is really good looking so she won't have a problem getting it from someone else if that is all she is looking for. Well see what happens and if I can make it up to her.
 
Paulos said:
Man this shit has been the story of my life for the past month, welcome to the club.
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lol.. poor little buddy.
 
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