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ksharp01

ksharp01

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I need some advice on how to get the b/f to do some honeydo chores. I can't stand a procrastinator (sp?). I need some real suggestions here. Alot of things I can do for myself but there are a few things that I just don't have a clue about. :rolleyes:
 
Having the proper attire will go a long way toward getting the job done. :)
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Do you want to "trick him" into doing it, or do you want to sit down and have a talk with him about it? I'd suggest the sit down.

Here's the "trick".... Tell him you guys will do something... umm... Saturday, but after both of you finish certain projects around the house or whatever. Be specific about what you want done. So, the day goes by and he says "Duhhh, well, when are we going to that hay ride?" Then you say "Well, honey, have you finished reeming my butt?" So he'll get on it and you'll soon be on your way to the hay ride.

What do you need him to do, exactly?
 
gonelifting said:
Do you want to "trick him" into doing it, or do you want to sit down and have a talk with him about it? I'd suggest the sit down.

Here's the "trick".... Tell him you guys will do something... umm... Saturday, but after both of you finish certain projects around the house or whatever. Be specific about what you want done. So, the day goes by and he says "Duhhh, well, when are we going to that hay ride?" Then you say "Well, honey, have you finished reeming my butt?" So he'll get on it and you'll soon be on your way to the hay ride.

What do you need him to do, exactly?
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I need to have my garbage disposal replaced (it is leaking and I already bought the new one a month ago!!! and I want to replace a sliding door. Am I asking to much? He has become a poker junkie since we got a computer at home....drives me freaking crazy!!! At least when I am on computer it is during work hours...lol
 
digimon7068 said:
Having the proper attire will go a long way toward getting the job done. :)
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ha I already have this costume! Maybe I should try that..I have my son this weekend so I may have to wait till next weekend.
I think my son would feel a bit freaked out. :worried:
 
KSHARP01 said:
ha I already have this costume! Maybe I should try that..I have my son this weekend so I may have to wait till next weekend.
I think my son would feel a bit freaked out. :worried:
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Do you live close to that place where the guy raped his mom? Just asking.
 
KSHARP01 said:
I need to have my garbage disposal replaced (it is leaking and I already bought the new one a month ago!!! and I want to replace a sliding door. Am I asking to much? He has become a poker junkie since we got a computer at home....drives me freaking crazy!!! At least when I am on computer it is during work hours...lol
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You're screwed re the poker. There's no turning back from that. Seriously, it won't go away by itself.

The garbage disposal is OK but the door might be a bit more work. Get him to set a date to do it. Not "Do it now" type thing. If you guys set a day like "This Saturday" and offer to help him will go a long way. I know it would with me. It's not the actual help, but the companionship as well that adds to the task being completed without too much boredom, stress... whatever.

or... Try to do it yourself while he's there. He'll see that you're apparently fucking it up and come to the rescue. That's how I do anal with my wife.
 
My guy is a procrastinator (Hi honey), and I just try to reason with him. Men are not as detail oriented as women.
Here is a tip: Hire someone to do it and when he sees he is paying for things he can do, he may get off his rump and do it?! no?!
Or the back up plan...cheat on him ;-)
 
blueta2 said:
My guy is a procrastinator (Hi honey), and I just try to reason with him. Men are not as detail oriented as women.
Here is a tip: Hire someone to do it and when he sees he is paying for things he can do, he may get off his rump and do it?! no?!
Or the back up plan...cheat on him ;-)
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Wow. That's quite a generalization. It's a good thing that women aren't as as smart as men.
 
KSHARP01 said:
I need to have my garbage disposal replaced (it is leaking and I already bought the new one a month ago!!! and I want to replace a sliding door. Am I asking to much? He has become a poker junkie since we got a computer at home....drives me freaking crazy!!! At least when I am on computer it is during work hours...lol
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Garbage disposal is like a 10 minute at best deal. Sliding door can be a lot more involved if you have to replace the whole track and recaulk level and all that crap but if you are just switching doors cake!

Tell him to get off his lazy ass he can have that shit done in now time!
 
blueta2 said:
My guy is a procrastinator (Hi honey), and I just try to reason with him. Men are not as detail oriented as women.
Here is a tip: Hire someone to do it and when he sees he is paying for things he can do, he may get off his rump and do it?! no?!
Or the back up plan...cheat on him ;-)
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Your good!
 
Tell him to do it! Or NO SEX.. NO FOOD..

Say you need help and hopefully he'll reason with you..
 
Blueta2 and gonelifting........these last two where great ideas! Thanks! I believe I WILL TRY and do myself and if he doens't get off that ass of his then I am gonna dig in his checkbook and pay someone to do it. The garbage disposal is my biggest problem right now. I can hold off on door..that is just for cosmetic anyway.

If I ask him to many times what I get is "Well, as long as your riding my ass about it then I am not gonna do it!" Just LAZY ass excuse. So I tried his way and didn't mention it for weeks..still not done!!! When I finally get him to do something I always stay right there helping him so he doesn't give up and quit, I have to say things like...oh that looks wonderful, I knew you could do it etc. It is sad really.
 
KSHARP01 said:
Blueta2 and gonelifting........these last two where great ideas! Thanks! I believe I WILL TRY and do myself and if he doens't get off that ass of his then I am gonna dig in his checkbook and pay someone to do it. The garbage disposal is my biggest problem right now. I can hold off on door..that is just for cosmetic anyway.

If I ask him to many times what I get is "Well, as long as your riding my ass about it then I am not gonna do it!" Just LAZY ass excuse. So I tried his way and didn't mention it for weeks..still not done!!! When I finally get him to do something I always stay right there helping him so he doesn't give up and quit, I have to say things like...oh that looks wonderful, I knew you could do it etc. It is sad really.
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That is sad. Are you SURE you want to stay with him? :D
 
KSHARP01 said:
If I ask him to many times what I get is "Well, as long as your riding my ass about it then I am not gonna do it!" Just LAZY ass excuse. So I tried his way and didn't mention it for weeks..still not done!!!.
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Hmmmm, Stick a calendar in his face, mark the day you tell him..."Look, I won't mention this again after today. Let's see when you get it done without me "on your ass about it". When you're done, we'll see how long it took". Then hang the calendar up on the wall/fridge.

His wheels will start spinning and get it done. If not, leave his ass and marry a rock star.
 
KSHARP01 said:
Blueta2 and gonelifting........these last two where great ideas! Thanks! I believe I WILL TRY and do myself and if he doens't get off that ass of his then I am gonna dig in his checkbook and pay someone to do it. The garbage disposal is my biggest problem right now. I can hold off on door..that is just for cosmetic anyway.

If I ask him to many times what I get is "Well, as long as your riding my ass about it then I am not gonna do it!" Just LAZY ass excuse. So I tried his way and didn't mention it for weeks..still not done!!! When I finally get him to do something I always stay right there helping him so he doesn't give up and quit, I have to say things like...oh that looks wonderful, I knew you could do it etc. It is sad really.
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Buy me a round trip ticket from Denver and give me the blow job and I will fix your garbage disposal in 5 minutes. No additioanal charges need apply! lol!
 
CO B-man said:
Buy me a round trip ticket from Denver and give me the blow job and I will fix your garbage disposal in 5 minutes. No additioanal charges need apply! lol!
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She won't blow you.. But fix the garbage disposal anyway! £5 for it! ;)
 
EnderJE said:
That is sad. Are you SURE you want to stay with him? :D
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Yes of course. There is always a draw back to every man, no one is perfect (like me, lol, j/k). But he is truly my best friend. We were friends long before either one of us had been married and we reconnected over 6 years ago. I love speading time with him and we enjoy almost all the same things..fishing, jet skiing, poker, hanging out with same friends etc. Anyway, this is a problem I am having with him and it drives me crazy!! It isn't worth fighting over but damnit there are just things that need to be done. I can't stand things unfinished.
 
Ilk said:
Tell him to do it! Or NO SEX.. NO FOOD..

Say you need help and hopefully he'll reason with you..
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yeah withhold sex, then he can go beatoff to porn and then withhold money from you then kick you out of the house and ull be like "shit...im useless unless i give him his sex" then when hes not looking u can set his house on fire and go to jail
 
KSHARP01 said:
Yes of course. There is always a draw back to every man, no one is perfect (like me, lol, j/k). But he is truly my best friend. We were friends long before either one of us had been married and we reconnected over 6 years ago. I love speading time with him and we enjoy almost all the same things..fishing, jet skiing, poker, hanging out with same friends etc. Anyway, this is a problem I am having with him and it drives me crazy!! It isn't worth fighting over but damnit there are just things that need to be done. I can't stand things unfinished.
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Then you are just going to have to pay to get this stuff done. Obviously it's not his thing.
 
CO B-man said:
Buy me a round trip ticket from Denver and give me the blow job and I will fix your garbage disposal in 5 minutes. No additioanal charges need apply! lol!
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That just might get him in gear to do it!! ;)
 
gonelifting said:
Hmmmm, Stick a calendar in his face, mark the day you tell him..."Look, I won't mention this again after today. Let's see when you get it done without me "on your ass about it". When you're done, we'll see how long it took". Then hang the calendar up on the wall/fridge.

His wheels will start spinning and get it done. If not, leave his ass and marry a rock star.
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yeah but the she will be labelled a nag.....I say just leave him and marry a rock star ;-)
 
Seriously though Ksharp. It is far from rocket science to fix a garbage disposal. If you can read and you can follow directions then you can do it yourself. That will really make him fee like shit when he sees that make him know "or think" that you are so proud you think you will start working on the sliding glass door next. See what kind of a man he is from there!
 
Ilk said:
Tell him to do it! Or NO SEX.. NO FOOD..

Say you need help and hopefully he'll reason with you..
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Funny thing is I am the sex bully in our house. lol

I sometimes wonder if he just don't know how to do some of these things and won't admit to it....guys, is that possible?
 
KSHARP01 said:
Yes of course. There is always a draw back to every man, no one is perfect (like me, lol, j/k). But he is truly my best friend. We were friends long before either one of us had been married and we reconnected over 6 years ago. I love speading time with him and we enjoy almost all the same things..fishing, jet skiing, poker, hanging out with same friends etc. Anyway, this is a problem I am having with him and it drives me crazy!! It isn't worth fighting over but damnit there are just things that need to be done. I can't stand things unfinished.
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my boyfriend is perfect (hi honey)
You're bang-on! We all have something we "lack" in, so this is not your husbands thing, I say just pay to have it fixed. All this stress is not worth the $'s it's going to cost you.
Problem solved...now let's go get a drink ;-)
 
Are you not listening? somebody hear me roar! A garbage disposal changing is complete idiot proof. It comes with directions and even if it didnt with even the slightest hint of common sense it can be accomplished in nor more than ten minutes. I would not steer you in the wrong direction with this. By the time this thread started and now you could have easilly changed 4 garbage disposals!! The sliding door is a whole nuvva leval!
 
CO B-man said:
Are you not listening? somebody hear me roar! A garbage disposal changing is complete idiot proof. It comes with directions and even if it didnt with even the slightest hint of common sense it can be accomplished in nor more than ten minutes. I would not steer you in the wrong direction with this. By the time this thread started and now you could have easilly changed 4 garbage disposals!! The sliding door is a whole nuvva leval!
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Oh, I'm sorry, did you say something ;-)

I say you go to K's place and fix it ???? hehehe!
 
KSHARP01 said:
ha I already have this costume! Maybe I should try that..I have my son this weekend so I may have to wait till next weekend.
I think my son would feel a bit freaked out. :worried:
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worthless w/o pix. . .
 
Here's another one... "Honey, a guy at work said he'd love to help fix the garbage disposal and would do it next Saturday. It would only take him 10 minutes. Oh, that's right, you'll be away then. Should I reschedule it with him?"
 
gonelifting said:
Here's another one... "Honey, a guy at work said he'd love to help fix the garbage disposal and would do it next Saturday. It would only take him 10 minutes. Oh, that's right, you'll be away then. Should I reschedule it with him?"
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BINGO...we have a winner! hahah!
 
blueta2 said:
BINGO...we have a winner! hahah!
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okay I think your right!!! that is so funny? I wonder if I would really get away with that one considering I only have 1 so called man at my work and that one wouldn't faze him. But that gives me a whole nother direction to work in. lol Thanks for all the advice!!!
 
digimon7068 said:
Hmmm. . .so you'd actually consider it if you knew how??
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Not nudies but my french maid outfit...hell that covered more than a bathing suit does. :whatever: It is always best to leave something to the imagination don't you think?
 
KSHARP01 said:
Not nudies but my french maid outfit...hell that covered more than a bathing suit does. :whatever: It is always best to leave something to the imagination don't you think?
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yup. . .pix. . .
 
digimon7068 said:
yup. . .pix. . .
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I think the girls here will most likely agree but sometimes I just feel like ripping my shirt off and saying here...tits!!
There is this one guy I play cards with that is always asking to see them, telling me stupid shit like "do you want a free drink?" and it gets so old that I just want to rip these puppies out and say here!!! They are just crumb catchers to me. Half the time they just get in the freaking way. lol
 
tell him the stud neighbor from next door is gonna do it for you.

He'll get on that shit ASAP.
 
KSHARP01 said:
I think the girls here will most likely agree but sometimes I just feel like ripping my shirt off and saying here...tits!!
There is this one guy I play cards with that is always asking to see them, telling me stupid shit like "do you want a free drink?" and it gets so old that I just want to rip these puppies out and say here!!! They are just crumb catchers to me. Half the time they just get in the freaking way. lol
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relax. . .i'm just jerkin' ur chain. . . :lil k:
 
digimon7068 said:
relax. . .i'm just jerkin' ur chain. . . :lil k:
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oh I know really....I am just having fun today. Jerk my chain all you want...I can take it.








I'll never let you see my tears. lol
 
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