D-Shots said:My best friend is/was a cop....they do ask about illegal drug use before the lie detector test. Better to fess up then try to lie.
Not sure what drugs they tested him for though...
Fajitas said:I recently took the lie detector test that they ask potential cops. They ask about everything including aas so you better be upfront.
gautho said:if you want to pass a lie detector test, place a thumb tack in your shoe.
solidspine said:Go off your cycle before your test and don’t even think about gear when you are at training.
They are looking for recreational drugs. You are taking gear as a supplement not a recreational drug.
So if some one asked me, you are not taking “drugs” per say, but meds or supplements. It is semantics, with the purpose of improving your physical condition and health.
Never the less the lie detector test will catch any misstatement, and will simply make you look like your are on smack or meth.
Go off the gear and answer the questions, directly, best bet. Again you are taking gear not recreational drugs.
a creed said:Are there any "local" - not "State" cops, (or anyone that knows one) that could tell me the following
- Do they test for AS, or just the usual test?
- When I go to the Academy, can I bring my juice with me, or is that a "NO NO"
Thanks for any help
Advisor_x said:Cool idea to bring your gear to the academy...........
a creed said:Are there any "local" - not "State" cops, (or anyone that knows one) that could tell me the following
- Do they test for AS, or just the usual test?
- When I go to the Academy, can I bring my juice with me, or is that a "NO NO"
Thanks for any help
a creed said:If i answer "yes" - am i "out"?
a creed said:My real question would be:
Do they ask if I am STILL on AS (cause I'd Come off) - or do they ask if I have ever "taken" illegal drugs (IE AS)
caravan said:There is no such thing as a lie detector test. The effectiveness of the test is in it's ability to gain a confession by making the person in question confess to a crime because he/she believes that the retarded thing actually works. Interviewing Officer says after initial probe/questioning" Um, sir were finding some inconsistencies in your statement about your past drug use, is there anything else you'd likie to tell us" You say , "No Sir". The machine is nothing more than a very expensive bluff. The only somewhat effective "lie detector test" is kineseology, in which an individual's body language is pathologically analyzed while being asked questions. Effective for someone not used to being interviewed/interrogated, but for someone who knows the game it's an easy thing to pass as well. Monotone voice, and limited body movements for them all is my advice. Think of your chick naked when ever your asked a question. LOL
By the way, I'm a former other governemnt agency contractor {Iraq} who had to take a poly for a clearance. It's a joke.....
indy69camaro said:no the agencies dont test for gear, but taking it into the academy is a felony and will result in much more than being kicked out, you will be charged....
ItalianMuscle27 said:Wrong! I had a fellow cop friend that was tested recently.. They do and they can. Just like they do randoms for everything else.. coke, pot, etc..
indy69camaro said:It's not "wrong" they "can" hell anybody can, most departments like other agencies "dont" unless suspicion exists as the tests cost much more than normal 7 panel screening they normally do.
instant.muscle said:wtf does a thumbtack in ur shoe do? lol
a creed said:If i answer "yes" - am i "out"?
Yeah, Coleman was a cop in Dallas TX. area for years...jokerswild said:Dude, Cops don't do AAS, just ask Ronnie Coleman....
Don't forget Sergio Oliva "The Myth" who is/was a Chicago cop for decades.jokerswild said:Dude, Cops don't do AAS, just ask Ronnie Coleman....
indy69camaro said:It's not "wrong" they "can" hell anybody can, most departments like other agencies "dont" unless suspicion exists as the tests cost much more than normal 7 panel screening they normally do.
mikefear said:my application asked if i had purshcased/sold/used anabolics in the past
timtim said:lotta people here who find it very easy to beat lie detectors. i mean, i'm sure the government would use something so easy to beat. i mean, how hard is it to control your sympathetic and parasympathetic nervous system reactions right? i mean, controlling breathing rate and volume, sweat glands, eye/pupil dilation, etc. real easy if you ask me.
sounds like a major bunch of bullshitters here.
Sounds like your someone that would fail the test......You actually believe it works.............Get it? It's just a mind game to get you to fess up to things that you've done in the past. It does not detect lies. And yes our government would use something easy to pass. Look at all of the crooks in office......and in the PD's. But you can believe what you want. I'm speaking from experience that it's a joke.
timtim said:i dont believe the machine detects lies but rather detects the physical response characteristics of a lie. but everyone here who has probably never been arrested, never questioned by cops, and never put through a lie detector make it sound like its a walk in the park.
its sort of like the controlled delivery topic. everyone is like, "i'd say i want my lawyer and not say a word" and "fuck the pigs". but when 25 cops are ripping your place apart, you are handcuffed, and one cop is explaining what will happen the outcome of a real controlled delivery is completely different than the way the posts make them sound. i feel the same way about this. not everyone here is just "equipped" to beat these tests, beyond what their minds may tell them. reality is a different universe.
timtim said:i dont believe the machine detects lies but rather detects the physical response characteristics of a lie. but everyone here who has probably never been arrested, never questioned by cops, and never put through a lie detector make it sound like its a walk in the park.
its sort of like the controlled delivery topic. everyone is like, "i'd say i want my lawyer and not say a word" and "fuck the pigs". but when 25 cops are ripping your place apart, you are handcuffed, and one cop is explaining what will happen the outcome of a real controlled delivery is completely different than the way the posts make them sound. i feel the same way about this. not everyone here is just "equipped" to beat these tests, beyond what their minds may tell them. reality is a different universe.
a creed said:I am currently on Klonapin for trouble sleeping due to a slight case of anxiety.
Would a hefty does of Klon help me with the polygraph.
I have decided to admit to NOTHING.
CO B-man said:Learn what they are testing for heart rate, blood pressure, breathing pattern blah blah blah and learn how to manipulate them i.e the bp can be manipulated by squeezing your sphinkter muscle its true but not to much or they can tell. Remember they ask target questions up front thats when you manipulate and then relax when you lie. Try to lie about as little as possible. I used to want to be a cop I have family that are cops but realized I was the black sheep and probably would not have been a very good one. I liked drinking too much, Drinking and driving, marijuana, LSD, shrooms all that just a little too much oh and now sterroids. But good luck to you.
You will not be the first cop that ever lied and made it through should you be successful.
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