Funny, I once signed up for the army but never went, and through the process, the recruited asked me if I had every done any illegal drugs. I said "yes", because i had done a few different drugs, and he handed me a home drug test and said "when you can pass this, come back and ill get you through the system." he was probably so much in a hurry to get me through since i scored within the top 10% on my asvab.