Conundrum time!!

[KillahBee]

So I just became a manager at work, meaning I have a direct report (I manage people on specific events, but now I am responsible for this person's entire existence here). As you can guess, said person is:

- a female
- Italian
- adorable
- attracted to me (assumption, of course)

Now, the problem isn't that I need to keep myself from dipping my pen in the company gash, cause I won't do that with someone I am managing. It's really just having to be around her all the time and having her cuteness tease me.

Damn this charm! Damn it to HELL!!!!

 

[nycgirl]

Talk to her like you talk to the women on this board.

Trust me, she will change.

 

[jackangel]

must be nice working in an industry where the possibility of working with attractive women, you know, exists.

although seashell's being a programmer totally must have ripped a hole in space-time or something.

 

[KillahBee]

Talk to her like you talk to the women on this board.

Trust me, she will change.

I don't want her all up on my junk though

 

[sawastea]

The lies continue to roll to a new guido level.

 

[KillahBee]

must be nice working in an industry where the possibility of working with attractive women, you know, exists.

although seashell's being a programmer totally must have ripped a hole in space-time or something.

I would rather work with fatties. It makes it much easier.

Still don't believe Seashell works in IT

 

[Lestat]

definitely don't hit it

 

[KillahBee]

definitely don't hit it

agreed. I'm just a sucker for cuties though. and I am FEENIN for Italian chicks. I got nuthin round here

 

[Dunk]

do it

 

[swole]

You know that whole thing with "don't roll around the sheets with people from work?"

That phrase was verbally crafted for virgins and no-game-having turds who can't balance a little bitch drama into their work environment. If your game is tight, hit it right.

Mind fuck her bro. Then body fuck her. She'll love you for it. She'll prance around the office telling everyone you deserve a raise. The tricky part will be fucking the next hot broad without la bella Italian finding out.

Step it up son.

 

[Lestat]

be her friend, then try to bang her hot friends.

 

[swole]

be her friend, then try to bang her hot friends.

Typical west coast attitude.

Us northeastern pimps been doing this shit since the birth of Christ.

We're born pimps, Europeans were the first ones to slap a hoe with a white glove.

Let's go Killah. Don't be a pancake.

 

[sawastea]

Bang her grandmother

 

[EnderJE]

You know that whole thing with "don't roll around the sheets with people from work?"

That phrase was verbally crafted for virgins and no-game-having turds who can't balance a little bitch drama into their work environment. If your game is tight, hit it right.

Mind fuck her bro. Then body fuck her. She'll love you for it. She'll prance around the office telling everyone you deserve a raise. The tricky part will be fucking the next hot broad without la bella Italian finding out.

Step it up son.

lmao...It's also crafted by those who've been hit with a sexual harrasement suit.

KB, I would love to hear the stories, but not at the expense of your job. Besides, I need you to keep your workout journal up to date...

 

[foreigngirl]

narcis

 

[swole]

narcis

aren't we all

 

[Raina]

Congrats on the promotion!

 

[swole]

Killah, you really want to be on your deathbed wishing you banged that hot chick from work before John E. Turd from human resources got to her? C'mon dude.

 

[foreigngirl]

lol..you guys are talking like she already is all over his nuts and its only up to Killah if they gonna have sex or no

 

[KillahBee]

lol..you guys are talking like she already is all over his nuts and its only up to Killah if they gonna have sex or no

Who you kiddin, hun?

 

[foreigngirl]

Who you kiddin, hun?

I guess myself, I hate thinking that girls are that easy to get

 

[KillahBee]

I guess myself, I hate thinking that girls are that easy to get

The good ones aren't. They are just few and far between.

 

[foreigngirl]

The good ones aren't. They are just few and far between.

Thats true - they are rare. I tell even guys that want to go back home to get married, thinking they are gonna get a virgin that doesnt know any further away from her nose that its not as it used to be 30 years ago when their parents left.