Confucius Say

[Creepusmaximus]

Confucius Say:

> Virginity like
> bubble, one prick, all gone.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Man who run in
> front of car get tired.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Man who run behind
> car get exhausted.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Man with hand in
> pocket feel cocky all day.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Foolish man give
> wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
> organ.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Man with one
> chopstick go hungry.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Man who scratch ass
> should not bite fingernails.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Man who eat many
> prunes get good run for money.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Baseball is wrong:
> man with four balls cannot walk.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> War does not
> determine who is right, war determine who is
> left.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Wife who put
> husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Man who fight with
> wife all day get no piece at night.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> It take many nails
> to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Man who drive like
> hell, bound to get there.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Man who stand on
> toilet is high on pot.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Man who live in
> glass house should change clothes in basement.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Man who fish in
> other man's well often catch crabs.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Crowded elevator
> smell different to midget.
0A> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Person who deletes this has no humor!!!
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Now send it to 1
> or more people.

 

[javaguru]

I'm pretty sure this is a racist thread...

 

[chris302001]

always gotta be comin down on the yellow face....

 

[Creepusmaximus]

LOL.

Yellow man oppression.

 

[walliwalibus]

whatever

 

[PICK3]

Confucius?

I think I partied with that dude in the French Quarter.

 

[walliwalibus]

Cuntfucius say, suck walli's pee wee, and get great joy.