Cockblocking

[monstermmf]

What the hell.. I thought only guys cockblocked.. so im out at this bar tonight.. meet up with a girl from Scotland and a girl from Bristol, England.. who were traveling around.. Hook up with the Scottish girl.. get a blow job around the corner.. anyways.. her friend whos drunk.. comes out and is ready to puke.. drags her friend away.. so im going to walk the drunk girl and her home.. the drunk girl flips out and is like... oh we know our way home.. so gentleman that i am.. i bow out of the situation and leave.. being nice.. fucking drunk bitches.. i drank 3 bicardi and diets(if i wasn't cutting it would be about 10) and some drunk bitch ruins my night.. aparently females can cockblock too all around the world.. Wasted night.. I looked damn good tonight too... The mohawk was in full effect..

 

[OMEGA]

I was cockblocked by a girl at a party, her friend wanted to come with me

and she pulled some overt shit

but I Jedi mind tricked here and it was all good

 

[Redshoteye]

Sucks dude.... in all honesty females are the worst cockblock, thats why theres such a need for a wing in these situations.

 

[monstermmf]

I was so fuckin pissed.. happened like 30 min ago

 

[Redshoteye]

I was so fuckin pissed.. happened like 30 min ago

What time is it in le France ?

 

[monstermmf]

What time is it in le France ?

2:54 am..

 

[StickFigure]

#1 cockblocker=your girls girlfriend that doesn't like you.

 

[monstermmf]

What time is it in le France ?

Haha.. what time is it in "the" france? sorry bro.. im from the states.. and my french is shitty.. thats something like i would say here and the french would look at my like im stupid.. brings back my first moments over here

 

[OMEGA]

#1 cockblocker=your girls girlfriend that doesn't like you.

no it does not

it means that the girls hates seeing other happy, or is jelous and wants to controll the situation for a false feeling of power

 

[chefbone]

What the hell.. I thought only guys cockblocked.. so im out at this bar tonight.. meet up with a girl from Scotland and a girl from Bristol, England.. who were traveling around.. Hook up with the Scottish girl.. get a blow job around the corner.. anyways.. her friend whos drunk.. comes out and is ready to puke.. drags her friend away.. so im going to walk the drunk girl and her home.. the drunk girl flips out and is like... oh we know our way home.. so gentleman that i am.. i bow out of the situation and leave.. being nice.. fucking drunk bitches.. i drank 3 bicardi and diets(if i wasn't cutting it would be about 10) and some drunk bitch ruins my night.. aparently females can cockblock too all around the world.. Wasted night.. I looked damn good tonight too... The mohawk was in full effect..

Did you at least finish the "JOB"?

 

[StickFigure]

no it does not

it means that the girls hates seeing other happy, or is jelous and wants to controll the situation for a false feeling of power

same thing!

 

[OMEGA]

same thing!

lol

ok

 

[Redshoteye]

Haha.. what time is it in "the" france? sorry bro.. im from the states.. and my french is shitty.. thats something like i would say here and the french would look at my like im stupid.. brings back my first moments over here

2:54am... sucks, game over pretty much lol.

I was just trying to be a dumbass with the "le" shit. hah... I need to make a trip there Ive heard good things about how Europeans party.

 

[monstermmf]

nah i told you.. the bitch drug her friend away.. im walkin through the streets makin out with this broad.. and her friends bitching at us.. im like shut up.. let it go.. so i gave in and was like.. alright.. your friend can bitch at you the rest of the night.. and ill go home and munch on some protein and get some sleep

 

[superqt4u2nv]

woman are the worst cock blocks they are jealous cause there friend is getting some and they are not. At least you got a blow job out of the deal.

 

[monstermmf]

hehe thank you.. i got my rocks off..

 

[StickFigure]

woman are the worst cock blocks they are jealous cause there friend is getting some and they are not. At least you got a blow job out of the deal.

I like where your mind is Qt! I like where you're going with that!

 

[monstermmf]

theres gotta be some more hatin on this topic

 

[StickFigure]

theres gotta be some more hatin on this topic

It seems slow right now bro. Besides, I think most everybody else is stuck on the "3 Words" thread.

 

[Mavafanculo]

it's usually the less attractive (usually chunky) friend who comes dragging away the target of your affections. happens all the time. the target obviously wants to be talking to you or she wouldnt be there, and she wouldnt be yelling out her number while the fat friend is dragging her away. fat friend aint getting any, so no on else is either.

and its practically a gaurantee if they were together when you approached them and you picked out your target (and not fat friend). now fat friend also feels personally rejected and gets even by cock-blocking you.

do I sound angry?

-

 

[monstermmf]

why yes.. yes you do.. haha actually they approached me.. So I'm standing in the bar.. black wifebeater on, since Nice is extremely fucking hot in the bars.. with a Mohawk.. Actually the fat one approached, and I dogged her and slid over to her Scottish friend.. Went to another bar, and she was dragging me all over the place kissing me in the middle of the bar.. sloppy kisser I might add.. Felt pretty lame in front of a whole bar of people having this girl lick over half my face.. I'm not one for Public affection.. that shits for closed doors and in the bed. Anyways.. yeah and her friend was fat.. had some gargantuan tits though.. Oh well ya know.. Another night.. another girl

 

[tuc biscuit]

lol, I know the scenario oh too well, girls from southern england are idiotic

 

[monstermmf]

2:54am... sucks, game over pretty much lol.

I was just trying to be a dumbass with the "le" shit. hah... I need to make a trip there Ive heard good things about how Europeans party.

Yeah it's cool and all. Party can move on, usually down to the beach.. Nice is a pretty cool city, but it's changing a lot.. Lot more shit going down.. Which I'm not too worried about, I think I can handle my own in Frenchie land.. I've seen about 4 people bigger than me.. in two months.. anyways, yeah it's fun but usually everyone dancing makes themselves look pretty dorky, and if you dance with girls, you pretty much better expect that they are going to dance dorky.. not like clubs in the U.S. I actually like partying in the U.S. better anyways.. cheaper beer and liqour, and not always as packed.. You can't move half the time, and plus that I'm taking thermo and levorex right now.. doesn't help a thing. My forhead is constantly soaked and it looks like I'm rolling on Ex. Minus the huge pupils. Half of them usually think I'm a bouncer wherever I go since I go solo, and thats how I pick up girls.. They come up to me a lot, but it's also very easy to go up to them.. I just act important..

All in all though.. it's expensive, but everything is expensive here.. If I had a job rather than going to grad school, I wouldn't mind..