co-worker suing wodin over his special brownies...

[smallmovesal]

A man who ate some special-recipe "Ex-Lax" brownies is suing a coworker who
made them. Someone was stealing lunches from the staff refrigerator, so the
"brownies" were left in a box lunch. Then someone got to them, and one John
Anthony Senior claims he found them on a plate in the center of the
lunchroom. Yeah, right. But on the bright side, apparently nobody is
stealing lunches any more.

http://www.mycfnow.com/orlpn/news/stories/news-121134520020129-080108.html

 

[WODIN]

HA! HA!

A few of "us" here actually did this with a chocalate cake. The two fat Tina's were stealing lunchs out of the fridge and "we" made a cake with "special" ingrediants.

They got more exercise that one day than they have their whole lives. Trot. Trot. Trot. Trot. Trot.

 

[Shrebly]

Oddly enough there is a book on revenge recipies. It gives you the exact amount of special ingredients to add to recipies with the end result ranging from 'annoying' to 'crippling poop cramps'.

 

[The Shadow]

'crippling poop cramps'.

LOL - There's a mental image for ya

 

[smallmovesal]

lol i want to see shrebly's favourites list on IE....

 

[Boach]

Oddly enough there is a book on revenge recipies. It gives you the exact amount of special ingredients to add to recipies with the end result ranging from 'annoying' to 'crippling poop cramps'.

Lol, how did I know you knew of such things?! Note to self: Never piss off shrebly or accept the fruitcake.

 

[HappyScrappy]

One word: Visine

 

[daemon]

That is so great. It sucks SO bad to go down to the lunch room only to find you no longer have a lunch.

 

[Big Buck]

That's why I write "Big Buck" in permanant marker on all my food containers. 99% of people know who I am, and to not fuck with my shit.

 

[WODIN]

That's why I write "Big Buck" in permanant marker on all my food containers. 99% of people know who I am, and to not fuck with my shit.

Actually he has some else write it on there for him. But they still don't fuck with his shit!

 

[HappyScrappy]

I have a marker and I write in huge block letters "DONKEY SEMEN" on everything in the fridge, mine or not.
sometimes I write it on my forehead too.

 

[smallmovesal]

uh buck...

 

[Big Buck]

uh buck...

Looks like Mr.T is about to beat up Kakdeisel and take his lunch!!


BTW: Why does a MALE that young have an earing....do parents even care anymore...DAMN.

 

[smallmovesal]

my mum pierced my nipples when i was 2.

 

[Boach]

my mum pierced my nipples when i was 2.

Your mom too?

 

[p0ink]

I think they mistook "Ex-Lax" for "semen."

 

[Rotten]

I had someone drinking out of the two liter bottle of MtDew at work, I left notes asking them to stop or at least pitch in and we'd share. When they kept doing it I took an empty bottle and started peeing in it. It took me over a week to fill it up, then I put it in my fridge to chill it before work. I took it to work and put it in the fridge. At break I went back and half of it was gone. I put another note on it telling them I hoped they liked drinking piss.