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This was taken from another forum (the otherground forum on mixedmartialarts.com) written by "mglaw". Thought it was pretty damn good and though ya'll would enjoy......
Let me preface this by saying that anyone of this single clues does not necessarily mean that your wife is cheating on you, however if you find several of these clues then.....she is cheating.
1) If she all of the sudden starts going to the gym to lose weight and has no other reason like a reunion or vacation....cheating.
2) If you usually have a lot of friends over and she spends more time alone with one of her girlfriends then usual...she is confiding in her and she is a cheat.
3) If you start to get alot of hang up calls and any of the above two are taken place.....cheat.
4) If you decide to check her cell phone for the last 10 dialed #s or the last 10 received calls and they have all been erased......cheat.
5) If you come home and your wife just gets off the phone and you hit the re-dial button and all you get is a couple of numbers. It means that right after she hung up, she hit a couple of numbers so not to get caught...cheat.
6) if she changes her hairstyle, style of underwear, perfume of clothing w/out asking you what you like...cheat.
7) If her job does not require her to have a pager but she decides to get one..for gods sakes...cheat.
8) If she suggests that you go out of town for just a guys trip..heheheh...cheat.
9) If she all of the sudden wants to have a girls night out and any of the above have happened..cheat.
10) If your wife starts to have more sex with you then usual for no reason....cheat.
11) If your wife says to you, Jeff, seems like a nice guy, why don't you see if he wants to go out with us tonight...cheat...w/ jeff lol...
12) If ya'll set jeff up with a girl and your wife says that the girl is a whore...cheat..
13) If your wife decides that she wants a late nite ice cream and says that she will go...cheat..
14) if your wife has mentions a guys name ( that u dont know ) more then three times in one week..cheat..
If you are at a party and she and a guy are anywhere else in or outside the house together for more then 4 minutes...cheat...
15) If out of the blue your wife askes you to perform a new sexual position...it ain't you baby..she a cheat.
If your wife wants to hang out a new clubs with new friends....cheat.
Hint to the above clue...she may even want you to go to these new clubs and MAY even introduce you to the guy....cheat..
16) If your wife just wants to go away with you on vacation out of the blue...that means that she needs to get away from her cheat and she wants to try and save the marriage....cheat
17) If your wife calls you from the road just to ask you something stupid...she is just checking to make sure you are their....cheat..
18) The same is true if she calls your job and can't think of a good question...she just needs to know whee you are to see if she has time for a quickie...cheat.
19) Your wife may ask one of her girlfriends to meet her for lunch while with her cheat mate. This takes a little pressure off her....cheat.
20) If your wife has to work late more often and it is just her and the boss...umm pretty sure she is a cheat..
If your wife comes home with a new different style shirt or cologne....cheat..and bitch..
21) If you leave the house one night unexpectedly ie.. she asks you to go get some dessert.. If you walk back in and she is on the phone...cheat..
above..If she is on the phone and hangs up realll quick..big time cheat..
22) If you have a co-worker who has lost some weight out of the blue and did not have a reason ie..medical etc... there are cheating as well
23) If your wife mentions a new guy at the office or at the gym more then three times in a week ....cheat BUT,
24) If you see this guy while with your wife twice in one week, it does not matter where, the grocery store, movies, restaurant etc... this mean that she is not only cheating , she is flagrantly doing in your face. She does not believe she will be caught.
25) If while at a party at your house and you run out of something and Bill says he will go and your wife or GF says she will also go...cheat...
26) If you get a detailed call list from your cell phone provider and do a reverese directory of the calls. If ANY of those calls come from a phone booth...cheat..
27) If your wife has a sudden glow about her, or better yet, a NEW found CONFIDENCE.....cheat..
28) if your wife keeps the cell phone on in the house and usually does not do so....cheat
29) Hint on above: If the cell phone goes off and she looks at you first...cheat..
30) If you get a hang up at the house and yoyr wife has to leave the HOUSE for any reason...cheat
During an Interview & Interrogation school I went to the instructor told us not to go home and try the shit on our wives. Funny as shit. Guys were coming in pissed as shit the next day.
Here you go guys. If you suspect your wife of cheating, Just go up and ask
Are you cheating on me?
If she says:
why did you ask that?.....cheat
What makes you think Im cheating?....cheat
Oh this is bullshit, you accusing me of cheating...cheat.
yea, right, I m cheating....cheat
Sure am, I'm fuking your brother tony....cheat..
Where in the world did that come from?...cheat...
what?....cheat
Am I cheating?, with who?....big cheat
If she says anything other then "NO", then she is a cheat.
I will give more clues in a little while but as my above post said, one of the best ways to catch them is to ask.
Instead of asking " are you cheating on me"
understand that women can rationalize a situation very quickly and if you ask " are you cheating on me" they may very quickly think, " no, I am not fuking anyone RIGHT NOW" so they say "NO" and they think that is not a lie.
Instead, Get face to face with them look her in the eyes and say " Have you ever cheated on me"
If she says anything other then "no", then you have a problem. You see, for the most part humans do not want to lie so to a direct question that they don't want to answer they will say,
what?
why would you ask that?
Are you accusing me of cheating?
Who am I supposedly fuking john?
they may even put their hand up in front of her mouth and say no....this means that she is not telling the truth and in her mind is trying to keep the lie inside.
WARNING
Guys, don't do this if you truly don't want to know.
Let me preface this by saying that anyone of this single clues does not necessarily mean that your wife is cheating on you, however if you find several of these clues then.....she is cheating.
1) If she all of the sudden starts going to the gym to lose weight and has no other reason like a reunion or vacation....cheating.
2) If you usually have a lot of friends over and she spends more time alone with one of her girlfriends then usual...she is confiding in her and she is a cheat.
3) If you start to get alot of hang up calls and any of the above two are taken place.....cheat.
4) If you decide to check her cell phone for the last 10 dialed #s or the last 10 received calls and they have all been erased......cheat.
5) If you come home and your wife just gets off the phone and you hit the re-dial button and all you get is a couple of numbers. It means that right after she hung up, she hit a couple of numbers so not to get caught...cheat.
6) if she changes her hairstyle, style of underwear, perfume of clothing w/out asking you what you like...cheat.
7) If her job does not require her to have a pager but she decides to get one..for gods sakes...cheat.
8) If she suggests that you go out of town for just a guys trip..heheheh...cheat.
9) If she all of the sudden wants to have a girls night out and any of the above have happened..cheat.
10) If your wife starts to have more sex with you then usual for no reason....cheat.
11) If your wife says to you, Jeff, seems like a nice guy, why don't you see if he wants to go out with us tonight...cheat...w/ jeff lol...
12) If ya'll set jeff up with a girl and your wife says that the girl is a whore...cheat..
13) If your wife decides that she wants a late nite ice cream and says that she will go...cheat..
14) if your wife has mentions a guys name ( that u dont know ) more then three times in one week..cheat..
If you are at a party and she and a guy are anywhere else in or outside the house together for more then 4 minutes...cheat...
15) If out of the blue your wife askes you to perform a new sexual position...it ain't you baby..she a cheat.
If your wife wants to hang out a new clubs with new friends....cheat.
Hint to the above clue...she may even want you to go to these new clubs and MAY even introduce you to the guy....cheat..
16) If your wife just wants to go away with you on vacation out of the blue...that means that she needs to get away from her cheat and she wants to try and save the marriage....cheat
17) If your wife calls you from the road just to ask you something stupid...she is just checking to make sure you are their....cheat..
18) The same is true if she calls your job and can't think of a good question...she just needs to know whee you are to see if she has time for a quickie...cheat.
19) Your wife may ask one of her girlfriends to meet her for lunch while with her cheat mate. This takes a little pressure off her....cheat.
20) If your wife has to work late more often and it is just her and the boss...umm pretty sure she is a cheat..
If your wife comes home with a new different style shirt or cologne....cheat..and bitch..
21) If you leave the house one night unexpectedly ie.. she asks you to go get some dessert.. If you walk back in and she is on the phone...cheat..
above..If she is on the phone and hangs up realll quick..big time cheat..
22) If you have a co-worker who has lost some weight out of the blue and did not have a reason ie..medical etc... there are cheating as well
23) If your wife mentions a new guy at the office or at the gym more then three times in a week ....cheat BUT,
24) If you see this guy while with your wife twice in one week, it does not matter where, the grocery store, movies, restaurant etc... this mean that she is not only cheating , she is flagrantly doing in your face. She does not believe she will be caught.
25) If while at a party at your house and you run out of something and Bill says he will go and your wife or GF says she will also go...cheat...
26) If you get a detailed call list from your cell phone provider and do a reverese directory of the calls. If ANY of those calls come from a phone booth...cheat..
27) If your wife has a sudden glow about her, or better yet, a NEW found CONFIDENCE.....cheat..
28) if your wife keeps the cell phone on in the house and usually does not do so....cheat
29) Hint on above: If the cell phone goes off and she looks at you first...cheat..
30) If you get a hang up at the house and yoyr wife has to leave the HOUSE for any reason...cheat
During an Interview & Interrogation school I went to the instructor told us not to go home and try the shit on our wives. Funny as shit. Guys were coming in pissed as shit the next day.
Here you go guys. If you suspect your wife of cheating, Just go up and ask
Are you cheating on me?
If she says:
why did you ask that?.....cheat
What makes you think Im cheating?....cheat
Oh this is bullshit, you accusing me of cheating...cheat.
yea, right, I m cheating....cheat
Sure am, I'm fuking your brother tony....cheat..
Where in the world did that come from?...cheat...
what?....cheat
Am I cheating?, with who?....big cheat
If she says anything other then "NO", then she is a cheat.
I will give more clues in a little while but as my above post said, one of the best ways to catch them is to ask.
Instead of asking " are you cheating on me"
understand that women can rationalize a situation very quickly and if you ask " are you cheating on me" they may very quickly think, " no, I am not fuking anyone RIGHT NOW" so they say "NO" and they think that is not a lie.
Instead, Get face to face with them look her in the eyes and say " Have you ever cheated on me"
If she says anything other then "no", then you have a problem. You see, for the most part humans do not want to lie so to a direct question that they don't want to answer they will say,
what?
why would you ask that?
Are you accusing me of cheating?
Who am I supposedly fuking john?
they may even put their hand up in front of her mouth and say no....this means that she is not telling the truth and in her mind is trying to keep the lie inside.
WARNING
Guys, don't do this if you truly don't want to know.
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