Club in NJ Tells Fat Chicks to LOSE SOME WEIGHT!!!

[jerseyrugger76]

scene from Knocked Up:

Debbie: I'm not gonna go to the end of the fucking line, who the fuck are you? I have just as much of a right to be here as any of these little skanky girls. What, am I not skanky enough for you, you want me to hike up my fucking skirt? What the fuck is your problem? I'm not going anywhere, you're just some roided out freak with a fucking clipboard. And your stupid little fucking rope! You know what, you may have power now but you are not god. You're a doorman, okay. You're a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, so... Fuck You! You fucking fag with your fucking little faggy gloves.

Doorman: I know... you're right. I'm so sorry, I fuckin' hate this job. I don't want to be the one to pass judgement, decide who gets in. Shit makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It's not cause you're not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can't let you in cause you're old as fuck. For this club, you know, not for the earth.

Debbie: What?

Doorman: You old, she pregnant. Can't have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy, I'm only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that, that means if there's 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there's a midget in the crowd.

BWAHAHAHAHA . . . clearly, I need to see this movie.

 

[LoneTree]

http://www.thisisjersey.com/2008/07/28/club-tells-fat-women-to-go-home/

FEMALE clubbers were refused entry into Havana nightclub on Saturday night for being too fat.

Police were called to calm the situation outside the Halkett Street club as bouncers and manager Martin Sayers allegedly told women to ‘go away and lose some weight’.

Over 20 women are expected to give statements to the police today and a Facebook page, labelled Havana Club Jersey Discrimination and using an image from US cartoon Family Guy, has already attracted over 100 supporters calling for Islanders to boycott the club.

Georgina Mason was one of the ladies refused entry. The 23-year-old, who works for Lloyds TSB, had been enjoying a night out with friends when it turned sour.

‘About five or six or us got to Havana at about 11.30 pm and the bouncers said we were not allowed in because we were too big. I told them not to be ridiculous and asked to speak to the manager,’ she said.

‘When the manager came out he would not look at me directly but said that they had received too many complaints about fat people and he told me: “Go and lose some weight before you can come in – fat people are bad for business.”

That's the job of bouncers, to keep unattractive people out.
A bouncer in London didn't recognise Prince William and refused him entry in a hip club. He was casually dressed in jeans.
He was allowed in when he introduced himself.

 

[Dial_tone]

good.


clubs want to attract people, not fill up with blob and B.O. and scare people away. If your club has a rep for having a bunch of fat chicks, guys are NOT going to show up.

Dudes that like fat chicks will...more bounce to the ounce!

 

[Beachboy6294]

BWAHAHAHAHA . . . clearly, I need to see this movie.

What movie was this from?

 

[jerseyrugger76]

What movie was this from?

Knocked Up

 

[Beachboy6294]

Knocked Up

I just bought that yesterday on dvd, cool!!

 

[stilleto]

they didn't look especially large. one didn't really look large at all.

they were british though, so they were obviously too ugly.

 

[MaGilicuti]

they didn't look especially large. one didn't really look large at all.

they were british though, so they were obviously too ugly.

the honesty just made me laugh

 

[NEO1]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is priceless!!!!

 

[Scotsman]

^^^YEP. Just like velvett said. We used to 'get picked' just standing out there while other people on line would seemingly be there all night. They don't really give you a reason why you can't go in, you just never 'get picked'. You gotta figure it out for yourself. lol


Velvett, admit it, you've let me in the club even though I was a tunnel guy. lol Seriously though, we ALWAYS got in. no waiiting really. Just a bunch of good looking young guys together. Yes, we were always tan. How gay!

I've never really seen many fat chicks at the clubs though. This must be a new phenomenon.

Or were your beer goggles thick enough that you didn't realize they were fat?

Cheers,
Scotsman