Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
napsgear
genezapharmateuticals
domestic-supply
puritysourcelabs
UGL OZ
UGFREAK
napsgeargenezapharmateuticals domestic-supplypuritysourcelabsUGL OZUGFREAK

Club in NJ Tells Fat Chicks to LOSE SOME WEIGHT!!!

jerseyrugger76 said:
That didn't happen in "New Jersey." It happened someplace called Jersey Island. Look at the paper and comments more carefully. This thread title is a bit miss leading.

Had this really happened in NJ, I can guarantee you that those fat chicks and the bouncer would have thrown down right in front of the club, the cops would have been called, and it wouldn't have been pretty.

yea, i realized this after I reread the story. my apologies.
 
I used to work security for a club when I was younger.. Clubs always choose who comes in and who does not, especially if the club is full. I never worked the door though just roamed the floor mainly dealing with people that had too much alcohol and drugs
 
scene from Knocked Up:

Debbie: I'm not gonna go to the end of the fucking line, who the fuck are you? I have just as much of a right to be here as any of these little skanky girls. What, am I not skanky enough for you, you want me to hike up my fucking skirt? What the fuck is your problem? I'm not going anywhere, you're just some roided out freak with a fucking clipboard. And your stupid little fucking rope! You know what, you may have power now but you are not god. You're a doorman, okay. You're a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, so... Fuck You! You fucking fag with your fucking little faggy gloves.

Doorman: I know... you're right. I'm so sorry, I fuckin' hate this job. I don't want to be the one to pass judgement, decide who gets in. Shit makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It's not cause you're not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can't let you in cause you're old as fuck. For this club, you know, not for the earth.

Debbie: What?

Doorman: You old, she pregnant. Can't have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy, I'm only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that, that means if there's 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there's a midget in the crowd.
 
i wish they would do that at new jersey clubs. they shouldn't let ugly people in too which basically means i probably won't be allowed in, but that's why bribing the doorman was invented. :D

yeah yeah, i'm ugly, but this benjamin says i'm good looking so i can go in :D
 
fistfullofsteel said:
i wish they would do that at new jersey clubs. they shouldn't let ugly people in too which basically means i probably won't be allowed in, but that's why bribing the doorman was invented. :D

yeah yeah, i'm ugly, but this benjamin says i'm good looking so i can go in :D
Someone hands me a benjamin they usually get in!!!
 
Beachboy6294 said:
This has always happened but usually we just don't give them a reason why!!



^^^YEP. Just like velvett said. We used to 'get picked' just standing out there while other people on line would seemingly be there all night. They don't really give you a reason why you can't go in, you just never 'get picked'. You gotta figure it out for yourself. lol


Velvett, admit it, you've let me in the club even though I was a tunnel guy. lol Seriously though, we ALWAYS got in. no waiiting really. Just a bunch of good looking young guys together. Yes, we were always tan. How gay!

I've never really seen many fat chicks at the clubs though. This must be a new phenomenon.
 
Top Bottom