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closing a vial??

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ok, after i open a 10ml vial, how in the fuck do i close it after the first injection, so the gear don't spill out??
 
What? You opened a vial? How did you do that? Pry off the metal top with some pliers and pulled out the rubber stopper or something?? If so, why did you do that?:confused:
 
Didn't you guys know that opening a vial is better because then you can use a turkey baster and put it up your ARSE!!!! You have to mix it with mineral water and milk for better absorbtion:p
 
AMAF!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

You lazy, mentally-challenged fuknut, why do you refuse to read all of the great information out there that people have been pointing out to you since you started here with your retarded posts????!!! I already told you that your deranged Monkey Ass can only handle 1 sports enhancement:

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Stay away from everything else and don't pick on all the other "special" children when you take that little bus to school every morning.
 
you m0f0's are idiots... listen closely...

if i pop a needle on the top of a vial, how in the fuck do i close the vial in order to stop the gear from leaking.. answer a fucking answer seriously. :mad:
 
Help me out I am crying, I’m laughing so hard,


But is uou actually AMAF, please tell me God didn’t create two of these geniuses?
;) ;) ;) ;)

God bless this kid, he needs more help than the rest of us combined.
 
you m0f0's are idiots... listen closely...

if i pop a needle on the top of a vial, how in the fuck do i close the vial in order to stop the gear from leaking.. answer a fucking answer seriously.

I love it answer a f***** answer ok with what a question?
 
I gotta give that little bugger credit...he always feels he's right or reasonable and EVERYONE else are idiots. He takes a red-headed step child's beating every time he posts and he keeps coming back for more. Right now he's convinced he opened his vial correctly and we're just picking on him and/or we're all a bunch of idiots. The ignorant bliss of the mentally handicapped....

The scary thing is, now that little Forrest Gump motherfucker is going to inject himself. I can't wait to read that post, it should be another one for the Elite Hall of Shame Archives.
 
uou said:
you m0f0's are idiots... listen closely...

if i pop a needle on the top of a vial, how in the fuck do i close the vial in order to stop the gear from leaking.. answer a fucking answer seriously. :mad:
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sit your ass on the other end of that needle buddy, itll close it right up.
 
"you m0f0's are idiots... listen closely...

if i pop a needle on the top of a vial, how in the fuck do i close the vial in order to stop the gear from leaking.. answer a fucking answer seriously."


Damn, AMAF, you just ruined my day since I realized that I am an idiot because I have no idea what you are talking about.

:FRlol: :spin: :FRlol: :twirl: :think:


Seriously, if you put a needle through the rubber part of the vial top, the gear won't leak out of the hole. The rubber seals itself off.

If you somehow took off the rubber part, then you need to go educate yourself, because you don't know what you are doing. That rubber is there to keep the gear sterile.
 
wtf! i didn't pry the entire fucking top off! i took the top that said 'flip off', than in the center they have a circle, that looks like it's rubber. i now know that it closes after i put the needle inside.
 
PimpnAintEasy said:
I gotta give that little bugger credit...he always feels he's right or reasonable and EVERYONE else are idiots. He takes a red-headed step child's beating every time he posts and he keeps coming back for more. Right now he's convinced he opened his vial correctly and we're just picking on him and/or we're all a bunch of idiots. The ignorant bliss of the mentally handicapped....

The scary thing is, now that little Forrest Gump motherfucker is going to inject himself. I can't wait to read that post, it should be another one for the Elite Hall of Shame Archives.
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LMFAO;)
 
AMAF you fuckin kill me!! What the fuck are you doing injecting yourself??:confused: You couldn't even take orals correctly. I have got an idea, why don't you stick with the FLintstones Kids Vitamins like Pimpin says!!!
LMAO!!!!:fro:
 
i think we all need this type of thread once in awhile...good ol amaf

P:redhot:weR
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'Stand for something or you'll fall for anything'
 
dude its closed! u flip the top off to expose the rubber stopper... u don't have to put anything back over it.
 
Wow. You are one stupid bastard. As a matter of fact, i am going to start a poll to see if you take the cake.
 
uou said:
wtf! i didn't pry the entire fucking top off! i took the top that said 'flip off', than in the center they have a circle, that looks like it's rubber. i now know that it closes after i put the needle inside.
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Holy shit! Friend, you should read all this fun that these guys are having at your expense means that you really shouldn't be doing this stuff. Every time somebody lays a smart-ass crack on you, he's really doing you a favor.
 
Amaf as you know i have long been an admirer of your work. I think myself and Nathan are your two biggest fans any chance of an autograph. I would really like to sit my kids on my knee and tell them about the god i once new called Amaf.

You are my hero
 
:FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol: I'm fucking crying over here.I had the shits real bad this arvo 'til I read this!
there really are no stupid questions, only stupid people!!
:FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol:
 
Don't be such as wuss. Inject the whole vial in one shot. Use a brown needle (don't know if you have that in the US though) and a 15 ml syringe. :rolly:
 
21inch_arms said:
Didn't you guys know that opening a vial is better because then you can use a turkey baster and put it up your ARSE!!!! You have to mix it with mineral water and milk for better absorbtion:p
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LMFAO!!:FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol:


Careful , he will probably do it!

hee haa

h.
 
lol... everyone keep joking around.. but the funny shit is most of you are illiterate.. cause you never understand wtf is going on. don't hate the player, hate the game, guys.
 
badazzwhitedude said:
Next time, he will tell us about how he made his first batch of Fina.
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Oh my God!!!! Please let uou make fina!
uou, did you put your gear in the oven to sterilize it? Please do that and let us know how it goes!
 
All you need is to take your anavar pills and cruch 'em up (that's what you have right?). Then spit in the powder a few times (and I mean you gotta hork dude!) and then mix the paste up a bit. Add some tap water to a sterile bottle (if someone has previously peed in it that's okay as I'll explain) and then add the paste. You can add about 2ml of urine at this point as the urea helps relieve the pain of injection. Shake it up real good and then bake it in the oven at 250 degrees 3 times (letting it cool under your armpit between heatings). The, open the lid, draw the fluid up with a syringe and inject away. Let us know how it goes dude!
 
Nathan said:
All you need is to take your anavar pills and cruch 'em up (that's what you have right?). Then spit in the powder a few times (and I mean you gotta hork dude!) and then mix the paste up a bit. Add some tap water to a sterile bottle (if someone has previously peed in it that's okay as I'll explain) and then add the paste. You can add about 2ml of urine at this point as the urea helps relieve the pain of injection. Shake it up real good and then bake it in the oven at 250 degrees 3 times (letting it cool under your armpit between heatings). The, open the lid, draw the fluid up with a syringe and inject away. Let us know how it goes dude!
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LMAO funny shit Nathan the problem is he will probably print and follow!

Amaf you really do make my day. Just when i think life is not worth living i read one of your posts and i realise just how lucky i am.
 
Nathan said:
All you need is to take your anavar pills and cruch 'em up (that's what you have right?). Then spit in the powder a few times (and I mean you gotta hork dude!) and then mix the paste up a bit. Add some tap water to a sterile bottle (if someone has previously peed in it that's okay as I'll explain) and then add the paste. You can add about 2ml of urine at this point as the urea helps relieve the pain of injection. Shake it up real good and then bake it in the oven at 250 degrees 3 times (letting it cool under your armpit between heatings). The, open the lid, draw the fluid up with a syringe and inject away. Let us know how it goes dude!
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LMFAO!!!:FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol:
 
phrank
Don't be such as wuss. Inject the whole vial in one shot. Use a brown needle (don't know if you have that in the US though) and a 15 ml syringe.
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I have tears running down my face....because this mite actually happen!:bawling:
 
Nathan said:
I was gonna tell him Wrongun! You gave it away too soon though dude!:D
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LOL he is a class act soon all the board will realise this talent called Amaf but we will be safe in the knowledge that we were first to spot it.

LMAO:D :D :D ;)
 
No, tell him the truth guys!! You have to save the part that says flip-off and glue it back on after ever use. It will not stay sanatized if you don't. I use superglue. Also since you are going to inject you should do that right also. Use a 2" 18 guage needle. Inject in your left ass cheeck close to your asshole for best asorption. Real pros can put it right in their asshole, but you are a beginner so get it close. You can reuse a needle 8-9 times as long as you keep it clean. Good Luck!!
 
I am falling on the floor laughing my fucking as off ......with tears rolling down myface...



You guys are some funny mofo's


But are we being a little rough on this kat or what??
 
uou said:
you m0f0's are idiots... listen closely...

if i pop a needle on the top of a vial, how in the fuck do i close the vial in order to stop the gear from leaking.. answer a fucking answer seriously. :mad:
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I thought I was supposed to respond to the answer with the question?? Alex, I'll take "Stupid Ass Amaf Questions" for $200.:D
 
uou, you out there dude? Have you made the fina yet? Follow my advice perfectly and you'll be fine. Using an 18g was a good suggestion. You can get pins in any police station for free(they give them out for free because they don't want drug addicts injecting themselves with dirty syringes)!!! Just tell them you are addicted to heroin and need some CLEAN needles for you and your friends. Good luck and keep us posted.
 
AMAF,

Listen to me you mental midget. I told you before, you have no business using gear.
You are like 16 or 17 years old. You are going to fuck yourself up - seriously.
Everybody laughs at your shit, and I admit it is fucking hilarious. But, the real bottom line
is - "you are going to hurt yourself". You took orals and you didn't even know what you were taking.
Now you are injecting yourself? You are too young and too stupid to be using gear. Besides at your
age your hormones are already jacked - you don't need gear. You are going to downregulate your own
hormone production and fuck yourself up - guaranteed. I have tried to be a "voice of reason" to you in the
past. It is now apparent that you are too stupid to heed good advice. It's little uneducated bastards like you
that give AS and people who use them properly a bad name.

The next post from AMAF will be how to get rid of an abscess, or how to shrink the giant titties he just grew, or
how come he can't get his mother pregnant after multiple load deliveries.

If you don't hurt yourself you will probably get busted with gear - that's about the mentality level you are at.

A - A
M - Mentally
A - Awry
F - Fuckhead
 
Not to mention that if you use gear you will likely close the growth plates in your bones and will never attain the height you would have otherwise reached.

Being your age is like being on gear without shots or pills. You can grow like mad with all the hormones your body is producing, so use them.
 
That also includes the growth plates in your skull but I don't suppose there was ever any danger of your "brain" filling the void anyway! Btw take the previous two pieces of advice VERY SERIOUSLY..... I MEAN IT!
:p
 
Who are you talking to you? I honestly didn't mean to offend you or piss you off. I thought we were just having some fun. BTW, and this is the last time I do this for a while - I promise - after you wrote "two words", you actually wrote three: kid, fuck, you. It's all good though.:D
 
Oh jeeze, this is amaf? And someone mistaken one of my posts of being amaf? Man, this is depressing :D
 
Listen you little scrote - if you choose to ignore the advice given, you'll be the one who's fucked not us. I mean what part of STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM GEAR UNTIL YOU'RE OLDER AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING don't you understand. Have you never read any posts on this board from guys who used gear when they were still teenagers and now regret it, if you haven't then that proves the point for the umpteenth time that you are ignorant and have done absolutely no research and if you have, and you're still going ahead that proves what everybody here thinks anyway - you're NUTS!
:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p
 
two words... kid... fuck you!
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Once again AMAF you won't listen to sane advice.
Go ahead jump on the gear train. I'll be saying, "I told you so" when you post
about how you're not getting any taller, why your balls are shrinking, why you have grown giant titties, and why
you are continuing to have problems impregnating your mother.

AS are not for kids!
 
What a wonderful surprise, I go away for three days and this post is still alive, I can't stop laughing.


two words... kid... fuck you!

Amaf that was 3 not 2 words



God bless ya, but I can't take this serious laughter at my age, your going to kill me amaf.
 
Amaf you are the funniest bloke i have ever come across i have said this before and will again i know you are just fucking around. IF you really did all the things in your posts you would be dead now!
Who are you really as it is time to take the credit of providing people with some of the funniest shit available at a non pay site.

Come Amaf / UOU who are you as i would like to arrange a tour of the UK (where you are now famous). You have the catchphrase already:

Heres just 2 words then you use 3

You are just a class act.

You were banned and lets face it you can not keep a good man down as you came back as a true entertainer as UOU.

Amaf the people need you please stay away from AS you are an entertainer not a bodybuilder.

P.S. can you post a picture as i really want to show my kids the man responsible for not getting mood swings on Clomid!
 
I'm not 100% sure if this is an actual picture of AMAF, but if not, it is the biggest role model in his life----along with the Rain Man, Sling Blade, Gary Coleman, Lloyd Christmas, Bookman from "Good Times", Bud Bundy, Uncle Fester....

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Sounds like somebody is pullng your chains. This is some funny shit though! This thread belongs with the "clambutteroil" and "injecting the O ring" threads.
 
I am bumbin this shit back to the top!!!
This is by FAR THE FUNNIEST F***ING POST I HAVE EVER READ. :sick: I laughed so hard that a piece of a muscle milk bar came out my nose!!!!!!!!!!
 
uou,amaf,or whatever the hell your name is,kid speaks the truth-You have no business messing around with anabolics at your age,nor have you taken the time to properly educate YOURSELF to be using them...Stick to hard training and proper supplementation for a couple more years,before you f*ck yourself up royally....
 
HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex said:
uou,amaf,or whatever the hell your name is,kid speaks the truth-You have no business messing around with anabolics at your age,nor have you taken the time to properly educate YOURSELF to be using them...Stick to hard training and proper supplementation for a couple more years,before you f*ck yourself up royally....
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Good advice Huck buit i think you will find that it will fall on deaf ears LOL
 
This is what id do bro in all seriousness. Get some sus, deca, test cyp and eth and dbol, anavar and win. Okay take 2 ccs of all the liquids once a week for 12 weeks. Take dbol and anavar all 12 weeks one a day. Take win last 4 weeks two tabs a day. At end take 5 clomid a day for 4 weeks and novla 6 tabs a day for 3 weeks. Good luck bro.

DR QUICKS

PS> your a fucken idiot!:die: :kaioken:
 
and that was a gay reply, drquicks.... :finger:

anyway, this post is still here... shit... you people never give it up.
 
uou said:
and that was a gay reply, drquicks.... :finger:

anyway, this post is still here... shit... you people never give it up.
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Amaf just 6 words........have you had a hard childhood?

The post is till here because you are famous or infamous one of the two LOL
 
Well Amaf i hope that after over 80 replies that has put your mind at rest on how to close a vial!
 
Damn dude! You might want to think again before you stick that needle in your body. Sounds like you have just a little more research to do on the this subject. Ya think? :FRlol:
 
i'm not going to shoot myself up.. i'm getting my old source to shoot me up.
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That's brilliant AMAF - is this the source that sold you the orals and didn't exactly tell you what they were?
Hopefully, this supposed source realizes your lunacy and has been giving you Pez candies and calling them orals and shooting you full of sesame oil.

You freakin' noron I told you to stay off the shit at your age! Roids are not for kids they will prematurely fuse
your growth plates and you will end up looking like Tattoo from Fantasy Island (if you don't already).
 
Silly amaf...this is funny. I did not bother reading it at first seeing who posted it. Amaf, do what you want, take what you want, from who you want...hopefully this will help clean out the gean pool! :rolleyes:
 
uou, guess what I have hidden in my pants? I'll give you 46 guesses cause you'll probably need everyone.:)
In all serious though, are you a muppet? Muppets have funny voices and say entertaining things so I just put two and two together. I've now got a pretty good mental image of you I think. How many fingers do you have?
 
badazzwhitedude said:
uou/amaf for Mod!!! He gets my vote!!!
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Agreed badazzwhitedude i think there should be a new position as:

Entertainments Moderator

Who has the responsibility to entertain all the elite fitness boards.

He gets my vote!!!:D :D
 
my source is legit... all his stuff comes from scripts.

he's been doing since h.s. so i trust him to do it... and a person who doesn't know about steroids knows the details on how to shoot some one up.. sure, whatever.

ok.. my 1.5'needles are coming in for:
nor200
test cyp.

should i shoot up 2cc of deca first? than two days later... 2cc of test cyp.. than the next week.. i shoot 1cc of deca.. than two days after that 1cc of cyp?
 
uou said:
my source is legit... all his stuff comes from scripts. ---- some of those scripts are hilarious- especially the ones out of hollywood!!!!

:D RADAR
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Can you guys imagine some musclehead showing up at a pharmacy and saying "I'm just here to get my prescriptions filled, yes that's 25 bottles each of testosterone ethanate, deca durabolin, and winstrol. And throw in 10 bottles of insulin and 100 23 gauge needles with 3 cc syringes. Of course my insurance will be covering all of this.":rolleyes:

Amaf, you are hopeless.
 
I can see the Headlines now:

FBI sting nets Prescription Drug & Fake Steroid Dealer

An afternoon raid today ended in the arrest of a Prescription Drug & Fake Steroid Dealer who is also being booked on sodomy, child molestation, and reckless endangerment of a minor, and fondling the mentally handicapped charges. He was found at the scene with a skinny, dim-witted adolescent who was bent over a chair with his pants around his ankles. He answers to the name AMAF and it is thought that he is retarded. A syringe and cotton swabs were found nearby and tested to mostly contain bacon grease. Upon hearing the news of the syringe contents, AMAF called the dealer a M0F0, and drew him a picture with a smiley face in between 2 hands with the middle finger extended.
 
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