closet juicer

[nowandagain]

Failing a drug test can have serious consequences... But what about your signifigant other finding out your juicing when she said hell no! Talk about deca dick how about cut off dick... Any success or horror stories about keeping the old lady from catching on?

 

[lawnsaver]

Educate your better half. The main reason they are against it, is because they dont know all the benifits if taken properly. I had to spend hours with my wife explaining to her what was going into my body, but she now understands and wants my son to take then in 18+ years...LOL

 

[DIVISION]

Failing a drug test can have serious consequences... But what about your signifigant other finding out your juicing when she said hell no! Talk about deca dick how about cut off dick... Any success or horror stories about keeping the old lady from catching on?

Follow my blueprint for success, nugga!

Stay single......you only answer to yourself and have women over when you feel like it......You determine your own happiness, not a woman.

That's how it is, now whether you choose to accept is a whole 'nother question.....




DIV

 

[TheAssholeFomerlyKnownAsDBBT]

Failing a drug test can have serious consequences... But what about your signifigant other finding out your juicing when she said hell no! Talk about deca dick how about cut off dick... Any success or horror stories about keeping the old lady from catching on?

Trying to inject after she goes to bed out in the kitchen, then she gets up for a drink of water and see's me with a needle in my ass

 

[Bigdogmikey]

hide ur shit good

 

[HOG]

HAHAHAHA damn you guys are FUNNY!!!

 

[HOG]

Not flamin' ya, you just got me laughin' now! Taking me way back to the "hidin' my gear" days.... kept in it the fireplace, garage rafters, even built a ledge with a lip on it inside the dog house once. When my girlfriend found it, I had it in my son's room, in his closet! You get lazy hiding shit you need to get to every day...

 

[Bigdogmikey]

bro my mom found 4000 worth of gh with 10 bottles of test, 3 of eq, 5 of tren and clomid hcg, nolva, and proviron.. not fun....now im not allowed to take "steroids" she threw it out, but im allowed to take GH, shes pretty cool now. hiding it is very important. also I wear sweatshirts around the house, no one knows how big i am, lololol its hard, i tell her gh, but im also very calm the temper is the parents first hint

 

[tatman3177]

id follow divs advis if your single.
and lawnsavers if your w/someone. if she is understanding person
i personally told my significant other and explained it all. some times i wish i hadnt but hind sight is 20/20. follow you instincts their always right.

 

[ericahls]

I say if your man enough to take steroids then you should be man enough to admit to your loved ones that you take them. It's your life and you’re responsible for your actions. Hiding them from loved ones seems kind of chickensh$t to me.

 

[Stacemranger]

I like Eric's answer. I told my fiance I wanted to juice and explained all the benefits to her, and she knows how I love to workout, so she is cool with it. She just said she never wants to see me do it. Problem solved!

 

[swordfish151]

Best thing...be HONEST...especially to your significant other..if you love the person..and you dont tell...then your emotions are going to get all messed up when the person finds out, flips out and maybe leave....all that while in the middle of your cycle..think about that

 

[DIVISION]

bro my mom found 4000 worth of gh with 10 bottles of test, 3 of eq, 5 of tren and clomid hcg, nolva, and proviron.. not fun....now im not allowed to take "steroids" she threw it out, but im allowed to take GH, shes pretty cool now. hiding it is very important. also I wear sweatshirts around the house, no one knows how big i am, lololol its hard, i tell her gh, but im also very calm the temper is the parents first hint

No offense Michael, but if you still live with your parents, why the fuck are do you even have your AAS in the house? That's not a risk worth taking. Get a storage unit or wait till you move out........it's just not worth the hassle. Look what happened.....your mom just dumped your stash that was worth over 5 G's total?


DIV

 

[stuck]

Failing a drug test can have serious consequences... But what about your signifigant other finding out your juicing when she said hell no! Talk about deca dick how about cut off dick... Any success or horror stories about keeping the old lady from catching on?

Get her pregnant. You won't have to worry about using the little guy for the better part of a year.

 

[sweed]

Get her pregnant. You won't have to worry about using the little guy for the better part of a year.

you can still mess around while shes prego... i hear that pregnant chicks are more horny??

 

[DIVISION]

you can still mess around while shes prego... i hear that pregnant chicks are more horny??

They are, but then you'll have to bend her over for doggie or anal......not sure how comfortable that would be for her.



DIV

 

[2lunatics_ina_rubber_room]

My wife gives me my shots

 

[DIVISION]

My wife gives me my shots

Baby Jessica likes to stick?

Robert, you're a lucky lil' jerk.......NOW BACK TO YOUR ROOM, BOTH OF YOU!




DIV

 

[HOG]

Yeah, twist around to stick, cramp in yer hip, jab wrong... Pretty soon you say "Honey, it's loaded and ready - can you jab for me?"

 

[Demonix]

My wife is extremely againist gear. She doesn't even like me working out - she says my big muscles bother her...

I haven't even done a cycle yet. I was going to start one within the next week or so till my wife found my stuff and threatened to divorce me and said she took pictures of it to use againist me in court. Not fun at all.

I told her I threw it away and am going to hold off on my cycle till we get seperated. She is a big cold hearted bitch anyway so getting a divorce is preferable and would of happened eventually with or without the gear.

All I got to say is women over 30 seem to be bitches. I look forward to getting a new girlfriend(under 30 lol) that appreciates my love for working out.

 

[bw1]

My wife gives me my shots

Same here

 

[jdynasty]

They are, but then you'll have to bend her over for doggie or anal......not sure how comfortable that would be for her.



DIV

My wife wanted it all the time when she was pregnant, doggie style all the time

 

[ViperHMS]

Never been married and i'm single now, but when i've had a gf I've never told them, except one. She was a trainer and had dated someone before that had taken roids and she started asking me all kinds of questions about how to take clen and where she could find some anavar.

Other than that I don't plan on saying a word at my age. I don't need the word going around. I'd just rather keep it to myself.

For hiding my stuff I've got a safe. I've only messed up once and left two syringes in my dresser. During a football weekend I had some friends in town and one of them was leaning in my chair and pulled my dresser drawer open. He said something and shut it real quick. I had no idea what he was taking about until the next day and I opened it myself and saw them. I kinda thougth OMG, then said fuck it.

 

[Saint V]

Trying to inject after she goes to bed out in the kitchen, then she gets up for a drink of water and see's me with a needle in my ass

LMFAO Sorry for laughing at you dude. That's the funniest thing I've heard all day. I fucking read this 15 minutes ago and I'm still can't stop laughing.

 

[Guvna]

bro my mom found 4000 worth of gh with 10 bottles of test, 3 of eq, 5 of tren and clomid hcg, nolva, and proviron.. not fun....now im not allowed to take "steroids" she threw it out, but im allowed to take GH, shes pretty cool now. hiding it is very important. also I wear sweatshirts around the house, no one knows how big i am, lololol its hard, i tell her gh, but im also very calm the temper is the parents first hint

how old are you again bro?


How the hell did you afford all that anways?

 

[DIVISION]

My wife wanted it all the time when she was pregnant, doggie style all the time

Sounds great......I hope you stuffed her guts like a fresh turkey off the platter, holmes....




DIV

 

[fulforb]

I can never tell my wife. She is totally against steroids all together. Sucks to have tohide so much but that is what I have to do. I'm 46 and have tried the all natural route for years and got almost no gains for the last bunch of years. I lost a bunch of muscle since meeting her 11 years ago and have been getting it back in the last 2 years finally. It sucks to be this old and almost feel like your starting over again.

 

[EggWhite]

" Demonix" I feel bad for you bro.. that bites. My opinion is that the gym is what never lets you down, you pay the membership and off you go, women come and go, i would rather have an extra 20lbs of lean muscle than live with a miserable women, and who knows that extra 20lbs could get you her hot friend.. haha

 

[Destroyer1986*]

Guess my dad was the lucky one, he said when he was 16 his mother took him to a family doctor, keep in mind we are italian and the italian mentality back then was well, just watch everybody loves ramond, same thing. Anyway my grandmother took my dad to the family doctor for a course of shots over an 11 week period. My dad reckons over that 11 week period not only did he blow up in muscle mass but he was stronger than everyone in his school and he used to run up and down the street without losing energy. LOL his diet pretty much consisted of italian food, mainly pastas and bread so he didnt have to worry about the diet part. Hows that for a mother!