clogged my buddies toliet

[Gambino]

and their was no fucking plunger. I tried scraping the mess out with the toliet brush, but that only made it worse. a few girls that were with us had to use the bathroom and i kept having to fend them off from seeing the horror that was in the toliet. i thought a lot about ef...

 

[CFZB]

not nice.

 

[hamstershaver]

id give you k for that but im out

 

[Gambino]

i gotta stop using the glove method, the conventional toliet just can't handle it

 

[SoKlueles]

dang

 

[Gambino]

dang

dangbino

 

[jackangel]

LMAO

that's a social nightmare bro

how did you come out of it with dignity intact?

 

[SoreArms]

LOL

explain the glove method

 

[Gambino]

LOL

explain the glove method

wrappping one's hand in toliet paper
works well in public restrooms cause
they have better flushing mechanisms ( i know a bit about plumbing)

 

[strangebrew]

I'm a big fan of the glove method. You gotta watch out for those low flow toilets though.

 

[Devastation]

lol fuck the glove method. i'd just hang an out of order sign on his door

 

[wootoom]

best thread ever. good work

 

[PICK3]

Dude ... what have you been eating?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

what a nightmare lol

see! thats why you dont poop out of your own house!

 

[HardHat87]

Man Ive been clogging the hell out of my toliet this week, had to get the plunger three times. I try to keep my crapping on a schudule so that never happens.

 

[Growth&Courage]

and their was no fucking plunger. I tried scraping the mess out with the toliet brush, but that only made it worse. a few girls that were with us had to use the bathroom and i kept having to fend them off from seeing the horror that was in the toliet. i thought a lot about ef...

Shit, I would have freaked out if I was in that situation.
I really don't know what to say.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

and their was no fucking plunger. I tried scraping the mess out with the toliet brush, but that only made it worse. a few girls that were with us had to use the bathroom and i kept having to fend them off from seeing the horror that was in the toliet. i thought a lot about ef...

@ that story @ @ the thought a lot about EF

 

[ghettostudmuffin]

In cases like that you just gotta man up and stick your hand down into the bottom of the toilet and pull that soiled tp out of it. Then while keeping hold of that clump of tp you flush the toilet and then release the tp near the end of the flush phase. Guaranteed to always work. Takes 5 seconds.

Just make sure you wash your hands well after.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

In cases like that you just gotta man up and stick your hand down into the bottom of the toilet and pull that soiled tp out of it. Then while keeping hold of that clump of tp you flush the toilet and then release the tp near the end of the flush phase. Guaranteed to always work. Takes 5 seconds.

Just make sure you wash your hands well after.

i watched my grandfather unclog a shitter with his bare hands once when all he had to do was go to the damn store and buy a plunger. my dad walked in in the middle of it and asked him what in the hell he was doing and why he didn't go and spend the $3 to go buy my mother a plunger when she'd probably need it in the future anyway. hell, that shitter had been clogged for 3 days because my mother wouldn't go buy a damn plunger. she said she kept "forgetting." good thing there were 3 shitters in that apartment.

 

[jackangel]

In cases like that you just gotta man up and stick your hand down into the bottom of the toilet and pull that soiled tp out of it. Then while keeping hold of that clump of tp you flush the toilet and then release the tp near the end of the flush phase. Guaranteed to always work. Takes 5 seconds.

Just make sure you wash your hands well after.

after a job like that, i would boil my arms up to their pits.

hell, i may have to cut them off.

 

[*MissFit*]

This is the sexiest thread EVER

 

[Gambino]

This is the sexiest thread EVER

the fragrance was extra sexy

 

[ghettostudmuffin]

You guy's sound like a bunch of babies. You used to play with your own shit as a toddler and now you're all grossed out by it. Talk about hypocritical.

Not everyone has 3 dollars to go buy a plunger.

And the mehtod I am describing is for very serious clogs only. Basically when you got a big clump of mushy tp stuck down there and since you tried to flush, but failed misersably now have very little water left in the bowl so the plunger at this point is good for nothing. The hand works. Touching your own poo-poo isn't gonna melt your arm off or anything.