Through the months, I've grown. I now realize that women aren't the root of all evil... I realize that women don't cause the problems of the world. Now now... before everyone jumps down my throat... let me explain my position.
First, women are irrational. That goes without saying. I've met a few women out there, who aren't a fucking ditz-trip.. who actually took accountability for their actions... who you could talk to, and get a reasonable and logical response from. Women who will admit when they are wrong... so on and so forth. Several are on this board...
The issue of being a rational person... I believe is a genetic defect in women. It is a double edged sword, because while men posses rational thought... we also posses a penis. Women know this... and, I'll give them credit for trying to take advantage of it.
But this is where men must realize, that while at times, we may feel we are not in control... we always are. Women may say they don't need the penis... and the reason they are almost always correct... is they can get it any damn time they want from a pussy-fucked in the head piece of shit dick-faced ball-less man.
It is the pussy-fucked in the head piece of shit dick-faced ball-less man that ruins it for the rest of the bros.
I think, it is time for a solidarity. It is time for man... to put women in their place... women, have but one advantage... sexual desire... and ohh... it's a big one. Granted... I know women who don't FIT this category... if you are those women (LilK, Supergirl, etc) then don't take this to heart...
We must, as men... unite to be fucking MEN. If a woman gives you shit... don't bow down and do everythign wants you to... in order to get in her good graces... no no no... fuck that. Make her WORK for YOU. As sick as it is... if a woman thinks she can control you... she most likely will. Think about this.. .the next time you want to call her... when she is supposed to call you. Just wait... soon enough, she will come calling you... and be eating out of your hand.
It is not in women, that we must look... but ourselves. Once we become masters of ourselves... women will no longer be an issue. Put your faith in Citruscide... I will not let you down.
From now on... if any guy on this board wants advice on how to GET a girl to appreciate him... to like him for who he is... PM me... e-mail me... hell... put up a post for me to answer... I will guide you in the right direction.... I've gotten several PM's from bros on this board... and the advice I gave them was GOLDEN...
Let Citruscide be the Van Wilder of EF... let me be the Ovid of your romance... allow me to be your guide.
C-ditty