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Cindy's cream on my face....

fingers moving in little circles were involved in the application process

jus sayin
 
Might I offer my cream dipping utensile to dip cindy's cream out with and gentely smear the cream off my dip stick onto your face and lips and tonsils/
 
AFeedz said:
You can only be so metaphorical before it's not funny.
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Shouldn't you be some where. in your blue dress, bending over for illegal immigrant landscape workers or somethin? I would also like to explain to you, that your post makes no sense to me at all, because I have no fucking idea what that m word means.
 
hulkamainia 119 said:
Haha idiots

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It's ok, mitch and Beezy can be idiots, cause we got big ass purple headed yogurt slingers in our pants.
 
Nothing more sexy to a women than a big buffed up idot with a huge cawck.
 
Headholio said:
Wrong. :rolleyes:
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smh, comparing his "dipstick" to a penis is innuendo and wiping cream on her with it is also, not a metaphor.

If you were liken his penis to popping a cherry to a battering ram smashing down a castle door, that is an analogous metaphor.

The fact that his is dipstick smearing cream is simply innuendo for ejaculating and then spreading it around with his tool. It's a more simple crass implication.
 
dabuffguy said:
smh, comparing his "dipstick" to a penis is innuendo and wiping cream on her with it is also, not a metaphor.

If you were liken his penis to popping a cherry to a battering ram smashing down a castle door, that is an analogous metaphor.

The fact that his is dipstick smearing cream is simply innuendo for ejaculating and then spreading it around with his tool. It's a more simple crass implication.
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Still wrong.

A figure of speech in which an implied comparison is made between two unlike things that actually have something in common.

a figure of speech in which a word or phrase literally denoting one kind of object or idea is used in place of another to suggest a likeness or analogy between them

Dipstick is metaphorical for penis
cream is metaphorical for bodily fluid.

Real examples from the dictionary:


"The streets were a furnace, the sun an executioner."

Furnace is metaphorical for the feeling of the heat
executioner is metaphorical for the harsh effect of the heat of the sun


"But my heart is a lonely hunter"

Lonely hunter is metaphorical for a search for love
Heart is metaphorical for loving emotion.

So,

Might I offer my cream dipping utensile to dip cindy's cream out with and gentely smear the cream off my dip stick onto your face and lips and tonsils"

Cream dipping utensil is metaphorical for penis
Dipstick is metaphorical for penis
cream is metaphorical for bodily fluid.

And now this thread is totally geighed up.
 
dabuffguy said:
smh, comparing his "dipstick" to a penis is innuendo and wiping cream on her with it is also, not a metaphor.

If you were liken his penis to popping a cherry to a battering ram smashing down a castle door, that is an analogous metaphor.

The fact that his is dipstick smearing cream is simply innuendo for ejaculating and then spreading it around with his tool. It's a more simple crass implication.
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All I can think of when I read this is "this guy is still a virgin"
 
Sorry if this ruins thread, but maybe some of the beautiful faces and especially the not so beautiful face of EF would like to try the new beauty face mask sweeping the nation according the morning news yesterday. Cat litter. make sure the cat litter is wet before rubbing it all over your face and let it sit, be assured that you will be beautiful most likely after the rinse process.
 
sure...clay cat litter is bentonite clay...which you can buy powdered for super cheap without using possibly scented clay litter
 
I hope this doesn't mean there might soon be a shortage of unscented cat litter for all the little kitties. j/k I don't know crap about kitty litter or cat industry except what shirl said confirming what the news mention.

Now some of you know something new. : o
 
I heard Christie Brinkley scrubbed her skin with cat litter years ago. She uses it everywhere, thighs, face, arms, etc
 
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