Cindy!

[ceo]

What is everybody's obsession with the golden showers?

 

[cindylou]

Actually, the peeing never bothered me because she had an anxiety when we started dating about anyone hearing her pee and I liked the fact she was comfortable enough to pee in front of me...farting is a different story..which she never did. As a matter of fact, my first date with Shelagh , I invited her over for movies and she chose them....She brought her fav movie "Natural Born Killers" and the new release "Crimson Tide." We watched both, stayed up most of the night talking and I offered her the bed while I took the couch. She ended up calling me in and we laid in bed talking all night...she went to work the next day and I took my law school final...don't remember which but I was on cloud nine. Being a Brian, smartass by nature, I told people we slept together on the first date...lol.For the record, she made me wait two months for sexy time...

LOL! I didn't see this.

That poor, poor woman. lol

lol @ the new release "Crimson Tide"

 

[just...v]

Lol, he rocks.

 

[cindylou]

Lol, he rocks.

lol..i didn't intend for anyone to take my comment sexually but I'm naive. Of course they would. lol!

 

[just...v]

lol..i didn't intend for anyone to take my comment sexually but I'm naive. Of course they would. lol!

LOL, I knew you didn't and I knew they would. Am I an asshole for not warning you? lol

 

[cindylou]

LOL, I knew you didn't and I knew they would. Am I an asshole for not warning you? lol

lol yes

 

[just...v]

lol yes

You want to hear what other asshole thing I did yesterday? I walked out of a building and there was this young woman behind me. I totally dropped the door on her. I heard WACK then she said "Ouch!" in her high pitched little voice. She was texting and the door hit her in the head. I felt so bad! I said I was sorry, but had to almost run away cause I was gonna bust up laughing. Oopsie.


I am such an asshole!

Lol.

 

[Strongbow]

The only thing better would have been for Cindy to run out the bushes and pee on the girl you knocked out with the door.

 

[just...v]

The only thing better would have been for Cindy to run out the bushes and pee on the girl you knocked out with the door.

lol, her boyfriend should have held the door for her. He was right there. He's an asshole too.

 

[Strongbow]

lol, her boyfriend should have held the door for her. He was right there. He's an asshole too.

If I gotta sammich I ain't holding the door either.

 

[just...v]

If I gotta sammich I ain't holding the door either.

Oh, you will hold the door for me or I will kick that sammich out ur hand.

I wear some high heels and a rogue door will knock me on my ass.

 

[Strongbow]

Oh, you will hold the door for me or I will kick that sammich out ur hand.

I wear some high heels and a rogue door will knock me on my ass.

You kick my sammich out my hand and a door knocking you on your ass is the least of your worries.

 

[just...v]

You kick my sammich out my hand and a door knocking you on your ass is the least of your worries.

How u gonna do shit with a stiletto up ur ass? I will have that bish ankle deep if a get knocked over by a door.

 

[javaguru]

I have never known a man that was afraid to say the word "piss". This is a first for me.

"I need to see a man about a horse."

None of my female friends have ever heard me use any phrase other than this when "I need to see a man about a horse."

 

[ceo]

"I need to see a man about a horse."

None of my female friends have ever heard me use any phrase other than this when "I need to see a man about a horse."

I prefer, "I'm gonna go shake hands with the president."



Or if it's the other end, then, "I'm gonna go drop the Cosby kids off at the pool." Of course I use others too... "...take the Browns to the Superbowl," "...take Charlie to the Chocolate Factory," etc.

 

[cindylou]

I'm going to start saying I'm going to visit the loo. I'll even use the accent.

Honestly if I was on a date with a guy and he told me he needed to take a piss I'd probably cringe inside. Going to see a man about a horse would at least get a grin and an eye roll... take the browns the the superbowl would get a laugh and an eyeroll all while cringing inside lol

 

[OMEGA]

I like loo!

 

[ceo]

I'm going to start saying I'm going to visit the loo. I'll even use the accent.

Honestly if I was on a date with a guy and he told me he needed to take a piss I'd probably cringe inside. Going to see a man about a horse would at least get a grin and an eye roll... take the browns the the superbowl would get a laugh and an eyeroll all while cringing inside lol

what if he said, "excuse me, I need to go shake hands with the president."?