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javaguru
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I hope you feel better. Have a great evening
Projectile spewing from both ends?
gross! I'm a lady and ladies don't projectile anything
javaguru
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lol @ U
javaguru
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Yes, just like you don't fart. You just don't admit to it...it's a biological function with a purpose.
Yes, just like you don't fart. You just don't admit to it...it's a biological function with a purpose.
We don't. The female digestive system is a mysterious thing.
stop
javaguru
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lol @ U
javaguru
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lol @ U
javaguru
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I still don't know if you're serious or just playing a character online...It's funny and disconcerting at the same time...
Strongbow
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I have no idea what you just said.I still don't know if you're serious or just playing a character online...It's funny and disconcerting at the same time...
5 years living together and it is impossible for me to knowingly willingly fart of=r burp near my husband, I dont think he'd mind I just see no need to "go there"
javaguru
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but you probably pee with the door open?
Strongbow
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There is stil something to be said for being a lady.
me too, and no peeing w/ the door open either. I take that back, I did that once.
nope no peeing with the door open either..... and i still cook, I have my own job, I sometimes clean, I dont shop much and invite sechuals, im the type of female that is in extinction
javaguru
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Thank you...my ex-wife has peeing anxiety in public restrooms but she had no problem plopping down and peeing while I shaved. However, I blame myself for allowing my wiminz to become too comfortable around me...
Dr. Heather actually farted on my leg to start a fart war...wtf...
That's how a chick goes from hot to "my penis doesn't want to respond."
Judge for yourself...Dr. Heather...
She's the midget...
I did that the morning after we got married while Johnny was doing something, I don't know brushing his teeth or shaving I don't know. I saw the look on his face and I never did it again. It hurt my feelings. (of course
) I never said anything to him about it though, lol I just never did it again.
javaguru
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You're confusing stories bro..check your meds.
Strongbow
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I am often confused, so it doesn't come as a shock to me.
javaguru
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I did that the morning after we got married while Johnny was doing something, I don't know brushing his teeth or shaving I don't know. I saw the look on his face and I never did it again. It hurt my feelings. (of course
Actually, the peeing never bothered me because she had an anxiety when we started dating about anyone hearing her pee and I liked the fact she was comfortable enough to pee in front of me...farting is a different story..which she never did. As a matter of fact, my first date with Shelagh , I invited her over for movies and she chose them....She brought her fav movie "Natural Born Killers" and the new release "Crimson Tide." We watched both, stayed up most of the night talking and I offered her the bed while I took the couch. She ended up calling me in and we laid in bed talking all night...she went to work the next day and I took my law school final...don't remember which but I was on cloud nine. Being a Brian, smartass by nature, I told people we slept together on the first date...lol.
For the record, she made me wait two months for sexy time...
this has been my experience.....
for the record Id never wee wee in front of a gf or wife, but for me when I see it, its more cute to me.
javaguru
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I generally refrain from evacuating in front of wiminz but I peed in front of Shelagh...we were comfortable with each other and best friends. That's what made divorce so hard...It's like mourning the death of someone close to you but worse....For me it was traumatic.
javaguru
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Read carefully and I'm not in any of the pics...You can look at my gallery if you want to see me.
yeah thats just me, Im not a big fan of external displays of 'vulgerness' not saying you are,
but that stadadar is for me mostly.
I refuse to swear in front of women of children
My last GF I made the mistake of swearing a couple of times cus well she did.
Never again will i do that for myself.
but that stadadar is for me mostly.
I refuse to swear in front of women of children
My last GF I made the mistake of swearing a couple of times cus well she did.
Never again will i do that for myself.
javaguru
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I had to consciously make an effort to stop swearing after I left the army...I consider it vulgar and the mark of someone incapable of properly expressing them self. Not surprisingly, people don't need to swear to fall into both those categories.
javaguru
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poop
lol
My mouth isn't that bad IRL actually
not me...I swear like a sailor/trucker...not at work, in front of children or my dad...the rest of the time I just can't seem to turn it off
I also automatically don't do it in front of polite company
dunno why...java probably actually nailed it as not being able to articulate myself
a friend of mine teases me for using the word 'fuck" as a pause
lol! Outside of those situations you just mentioned I'm probably alone. Plus it's not the "Christian" thing to do so that I have to be careful who I'm speaking with and that does not leave me much time for the filth that is inside my head. I like dirty humor and I don't think swear words are all that vulgar. Fuck if I care how properly I express myself either.
I think discussing women's farts are far more vulgar than the word fuck. It actually makes me uncomfortable. lol!
crying
you strike me as the sort of gal who giggles when she
types curse words.
and my e-senses detect loin movement via the unicorn, directed
at you
and my e-senses detect loin movement via the unicorn, directed at you
Prey on the weak. It's his M.O. bro.
I like dirty humor and I don't think swear words are all that vulgar. Fuck if I care how properly I express myself either.
fuck you all
I have a good filter. but I'll fuggin swear around anyone if I need to
I agree with all of the above. I also don't care about chicks farting, as I think that's funny too. Besides, it's natural.
Piss in front of me. Fine! If you're going to shit though, please close the door and light a match. It stinks.
I don't mind talking about the shit you just took or laughing at the fart you just did, or talking about your period or any other fucking thing. You can talk to me about it over dinner even. I don't care. Believe me, you won't stop me from eating.
Call it weird or whatever, but if you were sick or hurt and needed help I'm probably a guy you'd want around because I won't freak out and run away because you just shit, pissed, vomited and bled all over.
I agree with all of the above. I also don't care about chicks farting, as I think that's funny too. Besides, it's natural.
Piss in front of me. Fine! If you're going to shit though, please close the door and light a match. It stinks.
I don't mind talking about the shit you just took or laughing at the fart you just did, or talking about your period or any other fucking thing. You can talk to me about it over dinner even. I don't care. Believe me, you won't stop me from eating.
Call it weird or whatever, but if you were sick or hurt and needed help I'm probably a guy you'd want around because I won't freak out and run away because you just shit, pissed, vomited and bled all over.
Lol, you are awesome Ceo. Did I ever tell u that? There are times to be a lady, but we are subject to the same natural processes that you men are.
I agree with all of the above. I also don't care about chicks farting, as I think that's funny too. Besides, it's natural.
Piss in front of me. Fine! If you're going to shit though, please close the door and light a match. It stinks.
I don't mind talking about the shit you just took or laughing at the fart you just did, or talking about your period or any other fucking thing. You can talk to me about it over dinner even. I don't care. Believe me, you won't stop me from eating.
Call it weird or whatever, but if you were sick or hurt and needed help I'm probably a guy you'd want around because I won't freak out and run away because you just shit, pissed, vomited and bled all over.
or if you are wulfgar, save that steamer for his chiseled chest!
deletesy?
lol omg
Fuck if I care how properly I express myself either.
I do, an Orchid does not have to allow a weed to grow near it.
Words have power and meaning....you Cindy do not have to use any of the impure ones...... if you dont want too.
this is just my opinion, Im not judging you, only sharing how I feel about it.
a new one to add !
Is this u making it awesome again? Lol
I agree with all of the above. I also don't care about chicks farting, as I think that's funny too. Besides, it's natural.
Piss in front of me. Fine! If you're going to shit though, please close the door and light a match. It stinks.
I don't mind talking about the shit you just took or laughing at the fart you just did, or talking about your period or any other fucking thing. You can talk to me about it over dinner even. I don't care. Believe me, you won't stop me from eating.
Call it weird or whatever, but if you were sick or hurt and needed help I'm probably a guy you'd want around because I won't freak out and run away because you just shit, pissed, vomited and bled all over.
I'll piss on ur face
Strongbow
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Now I like this side of you, you are turning into a female SB.
Now I like this side of you, you are turning into a female SB.
That's taking it a bit too far SB lol
a minor tremor in the Loin'al forces was reported at 6am PST time.
and stop giggling, piss really isn't a curse word
lol
billfred
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What????..........
Not sure what effect you were looking for, but you've got me really turned on right now.
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