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christmas gift ideas for klu

hamstershaver

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i have no clue what to get her
i hate to shop with a passion
so post up some ideas on what i should get her to make my life easier
hopefully she wont read this so she wont know what shes getting
 
weren't you paying attention in chat yesterday?
 
hamstershaver said:
i have no clue what to get her
i hate to shop with a passion
so post up some ideas on what i should get her to make my life easier
hopefully she wont read this so she wont know what shes getting
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A mink coat.
Find a furrier ... not a department store or the internet.
Pick a color that compliments her skin tone and hair color.
Pick a style and length that is not overwhelming and heavy.
Offer 1/2 the tag price.
Get an appraisal letter with it.

$2,500 max ... be a haggler.

She will wear the coat to bed and love you to death for it.

Any hippy approach you with a can of red paint ...
punch them in the face for attempted assault.
 
all your karma
 
do I know klue or what? I probably know her better then you bro.
 
SoKlueles said:
lol your such a jerk







but yes you know me well it seems :worried:
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i pay attention to you.. you are one of my favorites.

Hopefully hammy gets you everything I put on the list.
 
Lestat said:
i pay attention to you.. you are one of my favorites.

Hopefully hammy gets you everything I put on the list.
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i have the van, except its blue but everything else is kosher to me
:heart:
 
redguru said:
An inanimate object avoidance system for Klu's van? She only runs into things that aren't moving.
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sigh, i tried to avoid your post earlier
i SWEAR that freakin mailbox was too close to the road, and i was passing a car coming in the opposite direction and i busted that thing up


one time i sideswiped my dads truck with my car outside mirror, and my brother was joining the army, and i tried to get him to take the blame.since he was obviously going to the army
the little poophead wouldnt take the freaking blame............is that too much to ask????
my dads truck was a dark blue and my car was red.....it was very noticable
 
SoKlueles said:
sigh, i tried to avoid your post earlier
i SWEAR that freakin mailbox was too close to the road, and i was passing a car coming in the opposite direction and i busted that thing up


one time i sideswiped my dads truck with my car outside mirror, and my brother was joining the army, and i tried to get him to take the blame.since he was obviously going to the army
the little poophead wouldnt take the freaking blame............is that too much to ask????
my dads truck was a dark blue and my car was red.....it was very noticable
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I thought you weren't reading this thread, these ideas are for Hammy. Also all references to licking kitty should be stricken from this thread as they have no value, intrinsic or otherwise.
 
hamstershaver said:
i do like the dildo idea for her, gives me time to rest up, how long should it be?
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its not about the length, its about the girth.. for klue you need like a 2" diameter.. 12"+ is probably a safe bet for length
 
hamstershaver said:
i do like the dildo idea for her, gives me time to rest up, how long should it be?
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Well, if you can park a schoolbus in there, I doubt your average dildo is going to help.
 
Actually I'm of no help in this dept. I need to know someone more personally to pick out a gift for them.

Either that, or just buy them whatever they ask for. :)
 
btw-if you have been listening to her you wouldn't have to ask. Woman drop subtle hints all the time. You gotta pick up on that shit. Or it's your ass. I am a master. And not just a bator either.
 
jack_schitt said:
This baby will only set you back $20,541....but I think the shipping is free.

http://www.diamondsright.com/Search/ViewDiamond.aspx?ID=124446

I would go with eBay dude, you could probably get the same ring for 15 bucks...plus your dont have to fiddle with settings, colors, etc. A little resizing and bang, your done.
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what do you think about my ring choices? i like the 1st three pics a lot, not sure which one to go with
 
hamstershaver said:
what do you think about my ring choices? i like the 1st three pics a lot, not sure which one to go with
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I liked the third one myself...not too gawdy, and very tasteful. Could be worn almost anywhere.

Almost looks like you could make if yourself if you could find a legit bead source.
 
jack_schitt said:
I liked the third one myself...not too gawdy, and very tasteful. Could be worn almost anywhere.

Almost looks like you could make if yourself if you could find a legit bead source.
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yeah i agree heres a pic of a model wearing that ring, good fit for sure and not too big, it would look sweet on klus finger dont you think?
AJR228758-20.jpg
 
hamstershaver said:
yeah i agree heres a pic of a model wearing that ring, good fit for sure and not too big, it would look sweet on klus finger dont you think?
AJR228758-20.jpg
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It just needs a littl more red in it, and i think we may have something here.
 
Matching bracelets and a bellybutton ring would be nice additions as well. Hell, the belly button ring, you only need one big bead.
 
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