christmas gift ideas for klu

[Lestat]

lol your such a jerk







but yes you know me well it seems

i pay attention to you.. you are one of my favorites.

Hopefully hammy gets you everything I put on the list.

 

[SoKlueles]

i pay attention to you.. you are one of my favorites.

Hopefully hammy gets you everything I put on the list.

i have the van, except its blue but everything else is kosher to me

 

[redguru]

An inanimate object avoidance system for Klu's van? She only runs into things that aren't moving.

 

[SoKlueles]

An inanimate object avoidance system for Klu's van? She only runs into things that aren't moving.

sigh, i tried to avoid your post earlier
i SWEAR that freakin mailbox was too close to the road, and i was passing a car coming in the opposite direction and i busted that thing up


one time i sideswiped my dads truck with my car outside mirror, and my brother was joining the army, and i tried to get him to take the blame.since he was obviously going to the army
the little poophead wouldnt take the freaking blame............is that too much to ask????
my dads truck was a dark blue and my car was red.....it was very noticable

 

[superqt4u2nv]

an hour of kitty lickin

 

[SoKlueles]

an hour of kitty lickin

i think i love you
best reply yet

 

[redguru]

sigh, i tried to avoid your post earlier
i SWEAR that freakin mailbox was too close to the road, and i was passing a car coming in the opposite direction and i busted that thing up


one time i sideswiped my dads truck with my car outside mirror, and my brother was joining the army, and i tried to get him to take the blame.since he was obviously going to the army
the little poophead wouldnt take the freaking blame............is that too much to ask????
my dads truck was a dark blue and my car was red.....it was very noticable

I thought you weren't reading this thread, these ideas are for Hammy. Also all references to licking kitty should be stricken from this thread as they have no value, intrinsic or otherwise.

 

[hamstershaver]

i do like the dildo idea for her, gives me time to rest up, how long should it be?

 

[Lestat]

i do like the dildo idea for her, gives me time to rest up, how long should it be?

its not about the length, its about the girth.. for klue you need like a 2" diameter.. 12"+ is probably a safe bet for length

 

[redguru]

i do like the dildo idea for her, gives me time to rest up, how long should it be?

Well, if you can park a schoolbus in there, I doubt your average dildo is going to help.