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NapoleanComplex

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my ex-girlfriend. I broke up w/ her over thanksgiving. I (nicely) told her that things were getting boring, and I'm ready to see what else if out there. I made it clear that I hold our friendship very dear to me. She didn't take it very well, so I want to get her something that lets her know that I still want to be friends.

a little background...we dated off and on for almost 5 yrs...so she is pretty much my best "girl" friend. I can tell her anything I want except stuff about other girls.

I really have no idea what to get her for Christmas. Typically I would have gotten her jewelry, perfume, day at the spa, etc. (if we were dating)...HOWEVER, I don't want to give her the impression that I want anything more than friendship.


A card would be too little.

KARMA
KARMA
KARMA

I'm running out of time
 
I still think a massage certificate would be good. Shows you still care for her comfort/well being, but not like you`re going out to dinner with her...
 
id give her..... a card with a letter in it

saying how much you still want to be friends.

saying more about why you left her.

saying it wasnt her fault.

say stuff that would help her feel better about the break up.


thats what she wants (closure) so she can get on with her life. if she feels like youll get lonely and want her back she will hang there waiting... .she wants to feel better

buying STUFF wont replace her lose BRO

thats my opinion.

good luck BRO!

BO-DEN
 
BO-DEN said:
id give her..... a card with a letter in it

saying how much you still want to be friends.

saying more about why you left her.

saying it wasnt her fault.

say stuff that would help her feel better about the break up.


thats what she wants (closure) so she can get on with her life. if she feels like youll get lonely and want her back she will hang there waiting... .she wants to feel better

buying STUFF wont replace her lose BRO

thats my opinion.

good luck BRO!

BO-DEN
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Unfortunately, as sick as it sounds, I want her to suffer for a little bit. I want her to realize that the best thing in her life just walked away and isn't coming back.

About two years ago, she broke up w/ me and it destroyed me. I was seriously depressed for a solid 4-5 months. Before I even started getting over her, we got drunk and one night, ran into each other in a bar and ended up fucking in the bathroom. Which eventually led to 2 years of off and on dating. It does sound bad, but her suffering for a little bit only builds my confidence.
 
breathinbleedout: yeah the dildo is a pretty tempting idea.

gonelifting: I'm a little confused, are you saying that it would be better to take her out to dinner then the spa-gift?

btw...we went and saw a movie together a few nights ago (both home for christmas break), and she was upset when I dropped her off and didn't want to come in and watch tv w/ her.
 
NapoleanComplex said:
breathinbleedout: yeah the dildo is a pretty tempting idea.

gonelifting: I'm a little confused, are you saying that it would be better to take her out to dinner then the spa-gift?

btw...we went and saw a movie together a few nights ago (both home for christmas break), and she was upset when I dropped her off and didn't want to come in and watch tv w/ her.
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lmao man your still with this chick... your only taking a break dude!


you guys will be back together by newyears
 
how bout one of those friendship promise rings...or like one of those corny books on friendship...anything creative that doesnt lead to the idea of romance
 
BO-DEN said:


lmao man your still with this chick... your only taking a break dude!


you guys will be back together by newyears
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Seriously. I had a girl like that once. We saw each other off and on for about five years. When I had a girlfriend, I cheated on them with her and vice vicera when she had a boyfriend. Finally, one day, I said that it had to stop and I stopped seeing her for about three years. NOW, we're sort of friends...not best of friends or anything like...but sort of friends.

If you want her to "hurt" then you've got some issues that you need to deal with. It sounds like she does to. I'd say to cut her loose and don't see her for a few years (like 5) to completely get over it. THEN, worry about a gift.

Other then that, I'd go with the snowglobes. It say "Hi! I don't give a shit what you think."
 
I meant a gift is better than spending time with her. The massage gift still shows her you want her to be comfortable etc.
 
i know what you mean tho by wanting to hurt her...i love my ex gf more then the world, but in this weird way, i want to see her do well, but also in a way want to see her get what she deserves
 
Send her a box of fresh oysters: book rate. That should get your message accross nicely.
 
so how did you go from breaking up with her to seeing a movie wth her?

it seems inevitable you will go in to 'watch TV' sometime
 
If you want to send a message to her bro, do it this way.

Give her a cheap Christmas card, but do NOT write anything in it. Maybe just your name, but nothing else. Don't even write "Love NapoleanComplex" or "Your friend Napolean", just your name. Make sure it's one of those cheap 20 in a box kind that has a dumb line. She'll be expecting the card to have something personal written.

As a gift give her something of utmost stupidity. I recommend getting her a book, but something that she'll never read nor has any interest in. Get her an atlas or dictionary or a book on Austria or some totally useless shit like that. If she likes novels, don't get her one.

Useless book + card with nothing personal written = message
 
NapoleanComplex said:


I wanted to send the message that I'd still like to get head but not have to actually TALK to her
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nyah.... go with a box of oysters or fresh fish sent the slowest way you possibly can, book rate usually takes long enough. By the time it gets there, the 'store' will be shut for ever, bwahahahahaha!
 
A silver bracelet from bluenile.com pretty cheap under $50 and free air shipping for those last minute gifts. I know I just placed my order!
 
I don't know my ex's addy or I'd send her something...

Not sure what i"d send though...

B True
 
NapoleanComplex said:


I wanted to send the message that I'd still like to be friends
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i was wondering what you actually said to her when you broke up with her...

as for what you should get, definately a card and then a gift certificate
 
EnderJE said:

Other then that, I'd go with the snowglobes. It say "Hi! I don't give a shit what you think."
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I think snow globes are very romantic :)

a totally unemotional- i dont give a shit gift is like a pen set or stationary...something very dull & looks like you picked it up last minute at Rite-Aid...LOL!
 
How about this....

nothing.

There is nothing that sez "I don't give a shit anymore" to a woman like -

NOTHING.

Anything else gives the implication of SOMETHING - love, hate, not wanting to burn any bridges in case you want some casual sex in the future with no strings attached.

Why play head games?
 
Nothing sends a message like a fish wrapped in a bullet proof vest. It says "It's a Sicilian message...it means Luca Brasi [in this case our relationship] sleeps with the fishes".
 
NapoleanComplex said:

I really have no idea what to get her for Christmas. Typically I would have gotten her jewelry, perfume, day at the spa, etc. (if we were dating)...HOWEVER, I don't want to give her the impression that I want anything more than friendship.

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Make her a plaster cast of your privates.
 
I still think there is nothing that sends a message across to your previous lover than a vibrator as a gift. The message is really short and sweet:
Hey I still want you to be happy, but guess what I don't want to be fucking you anymore.

Ladies, am I going wrong here?
 
bikinimom said:
How about this....

nothing.

There is nothing that sez "I don't give a shit anymore" to a woman like -

NOTHING.

Anything else gives the implication of SOMETHING - love, hate, not wanting to burn any bridges in case you want some casual sex in the future with no strings attached.

Why play head games?
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Agreed.

Now, I'm curious like the poster a few messages above.

Just how did you break up with this girl?

"Hi. Its over, but I still want to be friends for a casual fling now and again?"

I've been there and done that. Its not healthy.
 
Yes, it is a page from one of my books. Many people favor this image.... It is from my book titled "Forever".
 
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