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chris there is something wrong with my. . . . .

iggy

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i think i broke my dick this morning....

serious man its fucked up.

i haven't been with anyone in about a week.

im not going to the docs or anything but this is some weird shit.

pm me when you get this.
 
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If you heard something Crack get your ass into an ER ASAP. You can fracture your penis.
 
no rnch.

let me break it down for you....

last time i hooked up with a girl
was last thurs....

no sex, only oral.

lifting and watching porn like usual aside from that.

was videoboxing it up this morning.

when i hit the point, barely anything came out.

shortly afterwards i had a weird swelling on a little side of the head.
it turns blue around the shaft.

i lose feeling in it.

the head becomes cold.

when i was p'ing it sprayed out instead of went straight down.

sorry thats proly too much Info. thats why i only wanted to ask DR. chris rnch.

i'm just freaking out because i don't want to lose it.

If they had to amputate it i would die....

i called up my dad and he fucked with me saying it was going to turn black and fall off.
he thinks its just a bruise or something.

please help me dr. chris kenobi, your my only hope
as i dont have health insurance.
 
go to the ER room, they cant turn you down. Yes its embarrasing as fuckall but this is your precious dick we are talking about. No one on the internet can help you. Chris isnt even yet an MD.
 
Dude, you are the worst hypochondriac on this board. Get some fucking health insurance already. Aren't you a full time student? Get dad to cover you. If he don't have insurance, just get some through the college? Half the reason you freak out about shit is because you have no health coverage ... if nothing else, go on welfare or something, seriously.

If you're worried about an STD, go find a clinic (like Planned Parenthood), but honestly, sounds like you bruised yourself and you're swollen, which would account for the numbness, discoloration and pee spraying all over.
 
alright, sorry MM. . . .

the thought of the loss of my dick is a bit scary to me.

it doesn't hurt though, just numb, so i think i'm okay.
 
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