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A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth
> be told, he is not all that experienced either.
>>On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the
> sheets as her husband undresses.
>>He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
> 'My darring' he says,
>>'I know dis you firss time an you velly frighten. I
> pomise you, I give youanyting you want, I do anyting -
> juss anyting you want.
> Wha you want?' he says, trying to sound experienced,
> which he hopes
> will impress her.
>>A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently
> (and eagerly) for her request.
>>She eventually replies shyly and unsure, 'I wan try
> somethin I hear about... Numbaa - 69'.
>>More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
>>Eventually, in a puzzled tone he replies...
> 'You wanna... chicken wiff broccori????"
> be told, he is not all that experienced either.
>>On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the
> sheets as her husband undresses.
>>He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
> 'My darring' he says,
>>'I know dis you firss time an you velly frighten. I
> pomise you, I give youanyting you want, I do anyting -
> juss anyting you want.
> Wha you want?' he says, trying to sound experienced,
> which he hopes
> will impress her.
>>A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently
> (and eagerly) for her request.
>>She eventually replies shyly and unsure, 'I wan try
> somethin I hear about... Numbaa - 69'.
>>More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
>>Eventually, in a puzzled tone he replies...
> 'You wanna... chicken wiff broccori????"
