chicks that I want to nail

[HappyScrappy]

Morgan Fairchild
Heather Locklear
probably a bunch of others.

they are the hot ones that I just want to have normal sex with.

nothing that involves tweezers, duct tape, toothpaste, plastic bags, dog shit, cat hair, or a camel.

that said, there are some chicks on their webcams that just are ASKING for me to crawl into their room and repaint the ceiling with cow's blood.

seriously - I want to nail Morgan Fairchild and Heather Locklear.

 

[vinylgroover]

Obviously a fan of the MILF hunter.

I agree, even though Morgan Fairchild is nearing 60, i'd still fuck her through a hedge backwards!

 

[the People's Champ]

I would, too.

 

[HappyScrappy]

i'd still fuck her through a hedge backwards!

I have no idea at all what that means.

but you totally blew the mood I had going here with the pinching insects I had on my eyelids.

looks like someone isn't gonna be able to whack off for another 30 mins.

 

[Hannibal]

 

[Bullit]

When it comes to old broads I'd like to rail Raquel Welsh.
Or Bikinimom.

 

[Nathan]

I'll have sex with anything that is intelligent enough to believe in Jesus, so we're talking like everything from amoebas to puppies that have had their genitals burned off with a torch.

Sweet lord, i am really proud of the morbidity and offensiveness of this post. This one surely must get 5 stars.

 

[the nature boy]

I'd totally love to bang morgan fairchild. She'd be even more hot if she had no limbs. Or if her arms were legs and her legs were arms. And if her ass was where her axe wound was and vice versa. And after I finished banging her should could kick me in the balls..... or would that be considered punching me in the balls?

that would be sweet.

 

[HappyScrappy]

you guys make it sound like you don't even use hot pokers or a tire iron.

you make me sick.

 

[the nature boy]

I'd like morgan fairchild to put my balls in a vice and crush them while she tickles me. Then we'd make fuck.