Chicks are dogs just like dudes.

[fistfullofsteel]

Women have only learned from the best, you men! It may have taken many years to learn, and also come up with a few tricks of our own.........but the WOMEN have taken over, like it or not! Men have been male-whores for quite too long, just using women......making them feel dirty......thinking the only reason they were put here was to please the man. Well, the tables have turned, and the WOMEN are the ones that won't stop until they are pleased, the MEN have to please us, and it is the MAN that is being used. The truth sucks, sorry!

I FEEL SO CHEAP NOW. SOMEBODY HOLD ME, BESIDES MAY1010.

 

[Imnotdutch]

Uhhmmmm....me

Just as soon as I've finished draining the ocean between us I'll take her out anytime. At the very least I get good company, great conversation.....and every guy I see wishing they were me.....

So do you really like your women to say little (prob only like them to laugh at your jokes and agree with you) and just put out as and when you feel like it? I cant think of anything worse. If that is all you want go to a red light district.....the nice ladies will say whatever you like for a couple of dollars and your guaranteed to get some.

I think Salami and Winny would make a great couple....they work so well together and they spend so much time tag-teaming others already.....mark my words its gonna happen. They both have this anti-women attitude so they have things in common too. Maybe May could perform the marriage ceremony.....

who the fuck would want to go out with you and put up with your constant rambling about your ex and whatever problems you have if they arent gonna get any sex?

 

[Imnotdutch]

Hey quit on the cute names you arent my type.....

Did I hit a nerve here?? Are you in the closet?? This could be Pandoras box all over again.....but it explains alot.

BTW how does my previous post make me gay?? Logic isnt your strong point huh.

wow, you got the psychological aspect of the whole gay thing down dutchy. cant wait to here how good a time you had at may's elitefitness party in denver. word is out that may's a teeth grinder, i'm sure you'll be willing to give everyone a ruling on that.

 

[Imnotdutch]

Well I'm waiting Winny......

 

[Imnotdutch]

Surely it doesnt take this long to make up a smartass comment.....

Maybe you need some help. Try one of these:

Your mom....
You blow donkeys....
You dad is my dog.....
Your mom is a test-tube
Oh my god you are so right.....how did you know about me and Salami??...
Hang on I'm getting my daiper changed.....
Wait mommy is looking at what I'm typing so I have to be nice.....

 

[Imnotdutch]

Well I figure you are up each others asses so much it must be true.....you mean I'm wrong? Good job it was just designed to get a response.....just like all of your posts. However from your response I'm thinking it is still a possibilty.

I'm just talking to you in the same childish manner as you talk to others.....and this is so much fun too.

Go ahead call me what you like.....you two-bit, pea brained punkass little test-tube brat whose dad is my dog

i will call you whatever i want. no, nerves were touched at all. i've given to many chilidogs to bitches to be gay. how does myself and salami's so-called anti-woman comments make us gay? are you saying that the general population of wife beaters are gay, since they have anti-woman traits? since your reasoning about us was so poorly thought out, i just figured i'd feed you some of your own poor quality material back.

 

[Imnotdutch]

You are avoiding the question little boy.....

Once again.....

ARE YOU IN THE CLOSET?

I need to know whether I should stand with my back to the wall.....

 

[Imnotdutch]

You are hurting my feelings here Winny......why wont you talk to me??

 

[Imnotdutch]

So again you are so unoriginal that you have to goad me with similar posts to mine......very good....and once again very original.

You are right.....I wish I was you. Unfortunately I couldnt possible be as great as you and be so damn original. You are my hero.....I too want to insult people for no reason and hide the miniscule size of my intellect by copying other peoples comments. Tell me, how do I achieve this?

Oh you want a punchline....well you are the punchline.....you are the biggest joke I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. I couldnt better that so I wont try.


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sorry, had to eat my last meal.

so, i give you time, and this is the well thought out response you give me? i see that the education you've recieved in the UK is as good as your peoples teeth.

i not only seek responses but i like to give them too. i like to be diverse.

and dont try to pretend to be like me cuz you do a bad job. you would never see me type 'two-bit, pea brain blah blah blah'. that is just a bunch of words thrown together with no hidden humor. you need much more to be like me.

 

[Imnotdutch]

Fortunately there is more to my life than the computer.....obviously you cant say that.

You still see this as a battle......?How old r u?? 5?

U R the king?? no wonder you are so screwed up.....all those drugs, hamburgers and adoring women fans will do that to you. Can I have your autograph?

BTW your immaturity shows in your inability to recognise sarcasm.

You are right the punchline was lame......you were the punchline afterall.

big difference, i gave you half an hour to post something. you would post your 'you are avoiding the question' post ten minutes after you've responded, you were just trying to put on the illusion that you may have stumped the king, but yourself knowing full well that i was probably responding to the other thread you are trying to battle me on. if you want to give me some of mine, i'll give you some of yours.

dont get mad, get even.

please refrain from giving me compliments, i get enough on here that it is actually pathetic.

and bro, that punchline thing is really lame. you go from your big joke being a question to me about whether i'm in the closet, to me being the punchline of your joke. bravo, bravo. its probably a good joke, you just need to learn how to tell it better. like i said, come back in a week or two. we'll try it again, maybe this time you will hold up your end and provide a little entertainment for the people.