Chicks are dogs just like dudes.

[Bikini Mod]

for real!!!? wow, aint that so special. why dont you just shut the fuck up and start licking my balls.

Is that the best you could do?!

I think you are losing your edge.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I wish that I had Jesse's girl. Though nowadays she's kinda homely, what with her concave skull, smashed out teeth and the artificial hump Jesse and I put in her back. She also smells of lilacs doused in vinegar. But I hear she gives good head.

 

[TheSalami]

bikinimom wants me bad.

 

[Bikini Mod]

i cant believe you KNOW the captain, like, FOR REAL, that is, like, so cool.
when your done lickin salami's balls, lay on your back so i can shit on your tits. thanks.

Your wit and charm are unsurpassed by all others.

Geeze, is this REALLY the best you guys can do? God, your comments are even amusing.

 

[Bikini Mod]

On a scale of 1 to 10, I give the Oscar the Grouch cartoon a 4.

 

[TheSalami]

i think winnys was pretty good. i think when someone responds to everything by saying "is that the best you can do" really just means they cant think of anything to say. so instead of trying to play the dumb bitch just lay back and let us piss, shit and puke all over you.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Post up a pic little boys and I'll let ya' know if I want you.

 

[TheSalami]

just try and tell me i dont make you wet.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Since when do straight men use the word "scandalous"?

Ummmm, I think I have to agree here, Loren. Hmmmm?

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Peaches' favorite sex-toy-----very scandalous

@Bill Clinton