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Sometimes I reflect back on all the beer I have consumed. Then I look
into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be
out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It
is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be
selfish and worry about my liver." Jack Handy
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. Frank Sinatra
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're
sober. William Butler Yeats
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with
his fools. Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to
keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. Catherine Zandonella
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. Anonymous
Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that
truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat, hairy girls. Ross Levy
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank
her. W. C. Fields
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? Tee Mans
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny
Youngman
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of
the time and have the time of your life. Michelle Mastrolacasa
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. Tom
Waits
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Stephen Wright
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When
we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to
heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! Brian O'Rourke
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It
helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons,
but
at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol
has taken out of me. Winston Churchill
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin
Franklin
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it
makes beer shoot out your nose. Jack Handy
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but
the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Dave Barry
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Humphrey Bogart
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. Kaiser
Wilhelm
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and
oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital
ingredient
in beer. Dave Barry
You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor. Anonymous
And God said, "Let there be vodka!" And He saw that it was good. Then God
said, "Let there be light!" And then He said, "Whoa - too
much light." Anonymous
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean
Martin
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862! Anonymous
Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser. Anonymous
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support Group. Anonymous
Beer - Because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white
wine. Anonymous
into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be
out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It
is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be
selfish and worry about my liver." Jack Handy
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. Frank Sinatra
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're
sober. William Butler Yeats
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with
his fools. Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to
keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. Catherine Zandonella
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. Anonymous
Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that
truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat, hairy girls. Ross Levy
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank
her. W. C. Fields
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? Tee Mans
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny
Youngman
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of
the time and have the time of your life. Michelle Mastrolacasa
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. Tom
Waits
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Stephen Wright
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When
we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to
heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! Brian O'Rourke
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It
helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons,
but
at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol
has taken out of me. Winston Churchill
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin
Franklin
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it
makes beer shoot out your nose. Jack Handy
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but
the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Dave Barry
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Humphrey Bogart
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. Kaiser
Wilhelm
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and
oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital
ingredient
in beer. Dave Barry
You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor. Anonymous
And God said, "Let there be vodka!" And He saw that it was good. Then God
said, "Let there be light!" And then He said, "Whoa - too
much light." Anonymous
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean
Martin
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862! Anonymous
Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser. Anonymous
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support Group. Anonymous
Beer - Because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white
wine. Anonymous
nevermind then 
oh well.. it's better than the damn beer crap anyway..
