Chicken McNugget Shapes...

[slickdadd]

What's the deal with these little homies? Some are shaped like boots or Louisiana, and the others are all shaped like eggs. Those must be the best parts of the chicken where they McNuggetize it at.

 

[Ganryu]

Those are the best parts. The beak, feet and whatnot. I love those things! Have you noticed the coating is all jacked up on those since they introuduced the $9 Chicken Selects? Bastards.

 

[slickdadd]

The coating? What do you mean?

 

[CFZB]

What's the deal with these little homies? Some are shaped like boots or Louisiana, and the others are all shaped like eggs. Those must be the best parts of the chicken where they McNuggetize it at.

lol

 

[Ganryu]

The coating? What do you mean?

The skin. I think they are using sweat shop turkeys instead of chickens.

 

[CFZB]

Those must be the best parts of the chicken where they McNuggetize it at.

dude im still laughing...

 

[beefybull]

I always thought it some looked kinda like the US without south Texas, the others were circular.

 

[Ganryu]

They all look the same to me...delicious. Mmmm, the occasional flavor tendon...

 

[H_T_]

the frankenstein of fast food.

 

[JohnRobHolmes]

the boots the boots!! i liked to bite the toes off when i was wee. now i just get some real damn chickin. McNuggets McScare me

 

[Ganryu]

Don't be a wimp! Shark cartilage is good for you. Why not chicken?

 

[sigweed]

im 99% someone who worked there told me they basically have a cookie cutter idea going on, so they basically only pump out a few different shapes of chicken but when it gets deep fried or wahtever the batter changes the shape a little

 

[beefybull]

im 99% someone who worked there told me they basically have a cookie cutter idea going on, so they basically only pump out a few different shapes of chicken but when it gets deep fried or wahtever the batter changes the shape a little

They show you how McNuggets are made in Supersizeme

 

[Robert Jan]

I heard there''s hardly any chicken in there

 

[RaZor Ramon]

I don't eat them anymore. I got tired of eating chicken that didn't really taste like chicken when some many other weird meats out there that aren't even chicken taste like chicken.

 

[gab9681]

Every once in a while I get the craving for some flavored sponges. My dad always used to tell us this story about a buddy of his. Supposedly the dude bit into a McNugget and started chewing, only to find that a portion of the McNugget was unchewable. He worked at it for a while and then spit it out into a napkin. He couldn't figure it out and took it up to the counter and asked what the hell was in his McNugget. And "supposedly" it ended up being a chicken's asshole. That's why it was impossible the chew because it was the rectum which is muscular and shit. I don't know if I believe the story or not, but either way, it always swayed me from eating them.

 

[beefybull]

started chewing, only to find that a portion of the McNugget was unchewable. He worked at it for a while and then spit it out into a napkin. He couldn't figure it out and took it up to the counter and asked what the hell was in his McNugget. And "supposedly" it ended up being a chicken's asshole. That's why it was impossible the chew because it was the rectum which is muscular and shit. I don't know if I believe the story or not, but either way, it always swayed me from eating them.

I almost lost control of my rectum while reading this funny shit