Check out my MELONS...

[Shrebly]

Good Gourds!!!

Those are some impressive melons... are they squeezable?

Do people walk by and knock on them to see if they are fresh?

Do they go by the pound?

 

[HelenSL]

we don't wanna make you look too bad, Helen....let's keep the chicas face out of here...there is, afterall, only room for one face and that's you

ah, good thinkin' Mommakin - silly me not to think of that!!! Kind of you in fact...

uh vb - well that's quite a face you have there...uh <recomposing myself>

re: BITCH! well, enuf Christian women have said that to me (not that word - they don't use it do they? But in effect, yeah, they said that...) that really, i am kinda 'immunized' against it now.

Hey maybe that is why the Christian women said it to me - so i could come here and deal with it!!! uh - yeah...

love
helen

p.s. did you actually mean

BITCH!!!

(ooooh i just love that 'preview' feature!!! )

(i wanted to make that word real big - how can i turn on html type features??? can i???

Shrebly (or anyone ), how can i do that???)

 

[PHREAK_E]

HOLY KNOCKERS..BATMAN..

I wish i could grow melons like that . mmmmm schweet-cartman

 

[vixenbabe]

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originally posted by HelenSL

uh vb - well that's quite a face you have there...uh <recomposing myself>

re: BITCH! well, enuf Christian women have said that to me (not that word - they don't use it do they? But in effect, yeah, they said that...) that really, i am kinda 'immunized' against it now.

love
helen

p.s. did you actually mean

BITCH!!!

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You close all your messages with : Love, Helen right?

I may have closed mine as "BITCH" , which by the way is a great word. Means" Babe In Total Control of Herself".


Hey, Shrebly- How you doing sweetie? These sweet melons are from our garden BTW! They are wonnderul!

 

[Shrebly]

Hey, Shrebly- How you doing sweetie? These sweet melons are from our garden BTW! They are wonnderul!

LOL... no room for a garden... besides if I did have one the piggies would be out there grazing. Now I just talk dirty to the produce guy and get free carrots, cukes and green beans

 

[Gilbyag]

enough talk about fruit, where's the beef... I wanna see some arse dammit...

 

[Shrebly]

enough talk about fruit, where's the beef... I wanna see some arse dammit...

Here's the beef you asked for.

 

[HelenSL]

vb

oh i misunderstood perhaps LOL

you are kewl indeed!!!

love
helen

ah it is a weird sign-off but...hey, it's original around here... *grin*

 

[Shrebly]

Vixen

Are your melons juicey?

Finger licking good?

 

[Y_lifter]

Hon, you need to see a Doctor ASAP...

Your Nipples have turned green....