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[jh1]

See that is why he fucked up in not picking me as his zombie day partner. I dont eat much. I bet I smell better than Stringbean too.

Girls smell worse than guys after about 4 days without showers - that stank hole between ur legs has to get rotten without soap and water.

 

[binö]

Girls smell worse than guys after about 4 days without showers - that stank hole between ur legs has to get rotten without soap and water.

and that stench would attract every zombie from here to the mississippi

i'd use string bean to get geared up and settled.
about a 3mile hike to get to the cabin, would need him to help mule supplies
then, after he's served his purpose, i'd proly have to bump him off
sorry good bro

 

[Stefka]

Girls smell worse than guys after about 4 days without showers - that stank hole between ur legs has to get rotten without soap and water.

No, I've spent weeks out backpacking. I know how to stay clean and nice smelling.

 

[jh1]

No, I've spent weeks out backpacking. I know how to stay clean and nice smelling.

Look Princess, I can already tell you'd be problematic.

You can't go prancing around in backwoods streams fondling yourself in order to stay fresh and clean during a zombie crisis.

You have got to be on high alert at all times, and you can only leave the safety of the fort for one reason - to get food or water. Period.

 

[Stefka]

Look Princess, I can already tell you'd be problematic.

You can't go prancing around in backwoods streams fondling yourself in order to stay fresh and clean during a zombie crisis.

You have got to be on high alert at all times, and you can only leave the safety of the fort for one reason - to get food or water. Period.

I wasn't planning on leaving the fort.
But lol at fondling myself in backwoods streams.
I can't wait till zombie day.

 

[Cal_21]

I wasn't planning on leaving the fort.
But lol at fondling myself in backwoods streams.
I can't wait till zombie day.

You're obviously not wanted @ teh fort.

You could drink beers & snipe zombies on teh roof with me though.

(I need someone to trip in case the zombies reach the roof) lol

 

[Stefka]

You're obviously not wanted @ teh fort.

You could drink beers & snipe zombies on teh roof with me though.

(I need someone to trip in case the zombies reach the roof) lol

OMG!!!
I know an awesome lighthouse up there.
We could gather supplies and drink beer and hang out on the lighthouse deck and snipe zombies.

 

[Cal_21]

OMG!!!
I know an awesome lighthouse up there.
We could gather supplies and drink beer and hang out on the lighthouse deck and snipe zombies.

Sweet!

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

and get off my nuts stefka there is no room for wimminez
string since you're close to me distance wise we could proly team up and combine resources
your muscles, my outdoor steez, we'd have a good chance for survival
the approach, only one road in, barricaded with dirt and a cemented fence
about 20 miles from any houses and the nearest town is about 25 miles away and has a pop of 200

nearby abandoed cabin where we could store excess shit

the shelter...fuck i'm afraid to open that door and see what's inside

Zombie Nazi refugees.

 

[nimbus]

and that stench would attract every zombie from here to the mississippi

i'd use string bean to get geared up and settled.
about a 3mile hike to get to the cabin, would need him to help mule supplies
then, after he's served his purpose, i'd proly have to bump him off
sorry good bro

lmao