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Ceiling Cat gets boreded and decidez iz good idea to create Urf
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat waz invisible, An he maded the skiez An da earths, but he no eated it.
2 The earths wus witout shapez An wus dark An scary An stufs, An he rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz. 4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stufs, An seperatered the lite form dark An stufs but taht wuz ok cuz cats can seez in teh dark. 5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. Teh evning An morning was teh first day.
6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh ceilingz of waterz, with waterz up An waterz down. An he maded hole in teh Ceiling. 7 An Ceiling Cat doed the skiez with waterz down An waterz up, An stuff. 8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling
9 An Ceiling Cat hadz teh dry placez cuz cats dusnt lieks to get wet,
10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urths and waters seaz, so tehre.
11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, wants grass An stuff! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. 12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish teh good stuff, so, letz tehre be weed. so wehn I mak kittehs, they can git hai. 13 An so teh evning An the morning of the threeth day.
14 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the ceilingz and dey wil be starz 15 So tehre, lights everwaer, like chrissmass, wai. 16 An Ceiling Cat doeth two greate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day 17 An Ceiling Cat screweth tehm on firmmint, with big nails An stuff.18 An Ceiling Cat sawed it wus goodz 19 An so teh evning An the morning of the furth day.
20 An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz teh waterz brings forht the loots An stuff, An phishes, An burdies, that flyeths over the no waterz An swimmeths in the waterz 21 An Ceiling Cat created big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they not mooed, An other stuffs that gives the mooves, An Ceiling Cat wuz plezed 22 An Ceiling Cat said so letz u be happy An stuff. And sed all u aminals An burdiez An fishz go has baby aminals An brrdz An fishz An dont worry i wont watch u has sexxes, cept 4 SUPRIZE BUTTSECKZ!!!!!!! 23 An so teh evning n the morning of the fifth day
24 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has mor living stuff, mooes, An creepz, An otehr animuls, so tehre. 25 An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm.
26 An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh cute, An let min has dominion An stufs becuz tehy has can openers.
27 So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps ish like him, can has can openers he did tehm, min An womin wuz created, but he did not eated tehm.
28 An Ceiling Cat saw wut they did thar, an they haz teh dominion on teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry thingz An stuff.
29 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Yo, Beholdt, the earths, I has it, An I has not eated it. 30 For evry createded stufs tehre are the foodz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre.
31 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, dis good enouf Urf.
