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Cats are useless fucking animals.
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Norman Bates
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Lifter4Life
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Cats suck! Nice pic Vandoo. Lifter
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Mickey Knox
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Cats are way smarter than dogs. But dogs are much more fun. You can leave for 2 minutes and the dog will act like you've been gone for weeks.
Jimsbbc
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Mickey Knox said:
True! Cats can take care of themselves and are very independent.
I never have to take my cat on walks. He is smart enough to do that himself and stay out of traffic.
I also don't have to clean shit. He asks to go outside and shits.
He doesn't bark at the moon or dig holes in the back yard.
He doesn't bite local kids riding their bikes around.
He doesn't attack the mailman.
He licks himself clean and takes care of his fur coat.
He doesn't role in shit or dead animals.
My cat is very affectionate and I stroke him almost as much as my cock.
FarBeyondDriven
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Dogs have to eat something
cats:
pro- can kill mice etc
` groom/attack things smaller than them
cons- ungrateful creatures, would eat u if u died, or fell asleep and didnt move for a while
havent been domesticated as long so dont respond to vocal commands
are like women
dogs-
pro's: mans best friend. literally. evidence out there shows man would have had a tough time 'evolving' into the beng he is today without dogs and their guarding instinct
treat a dog well and he will love u back forever, and even in many cases lay down his lfe without even thinking of it to save ur's
can be taught to respond to vocal command
loyal, 100%trustworthy, no mood swings (i.e. not like women)
cons
need cleaning, walking, feeding, lots of attention
doesnt give a shit about mice
warns u at appropriate times but also when say theres a thunderstorm and its hard enough trying to sleep anyway
pro- can kill mice etc
` groom/attack things smaller than them
cons- ungrateful creatures, would eat u if u died, or fell asleep and didnt move for a while
havent been domesticated as long so dont respond to vocal commands
are like women
dogs-
pro's: mans best friend. literally. evidence out there shows man would have had a tough time 'evolving' into the beng he is today without dogs and their guarding instinct
treat a dog well and he will love u back forever, and even in many cases lay down his lfe without even thinking of it to save ur's
can be taught to respond to vocal command
loyal, 100%trustworthy, no mood swings (i.e. not like women
)cons
need cleaning, walking, feeding, lots of attention
doesnt give a shit about mice
warns u at appropriate times but also when say theres a thunderstorm and its hard enough trying to sleep anyway
Rockafella Skank
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I have two cats. And, yes, they're useless.
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