Cats are useless fucking animals.

[Lifter4Life]

Those hairy fuckers make me sneeze! The funniest thing I can remember my dumbass friend doing was picking up a stray cat where we were hanging at and tossing that fucker in the pool. I never knew they could walk on water. Lifter

 

[Mysterio]

I like both just the same.

 

[Sassy69]

My cat is the most reliable male I know. Of course I had him "fixed" 10 years ago and he knows who provides the food....

 

[Norman Bates]

Cats are clever, that´s why they are faithful to someone who had their best part removed?

 

[Whiskey]

Have a tuxedo cat, Maxx. Damn good fighter. Comes with years of fighting with him. Could kick any dogs ass around here if he had a chance. Hell, my dog will chase him, but if Maxx turns to him to stand his ground, that dog is gone.

Whiskey

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

my cats work for a living
they are not lazy at all,
they catch bugs all the time, my bengal jujst ate a spider about 5 minunutes ago
now, my dog is the worthless one
lazy bastard.................

 

[Sassy69]

My cat can sit on most any dog and squish it. Or worse yet, he will attack w/ a boat load of shedded cat hair. Pretty scary!

 

[Keep it beefy]

dogs are more inteligent

dissections have shown that dogs' brains are much more developed than cats' brains. case closed

 

[Jimsbbc]

Cats can hunt and take care of themselves and are agile. Dogs are none of the above, so how could it be smarter?

 

[Norman Bates]

Dogs can hunt in packs , have social structure and their communication is way more sophisticated than that of cats.
Cats are not dumb creatures , but dogs are more clever.