Cats are useless fucking animals.

[Doktor Bollix]

I hate cats.

Have you ever heard of a cat saving someones life?

Hell no, selfish fuckers would lick their paws and watch you drown/burn/asphyxiate while masturbating with a belt around your neck...er..and so on.

Dogs are useful. Dogs save people's lives. Dogs WORK. Did you ever hear of a Police cat? A sniffer cat? A guard cat? A guide cat? A cat retriever? I rest my case.

Dogs are much more fun. Cats are no fucking fun. At all. They are boring motherfuckers. Try playing frisbee with a cat.

Don't tell me they have too much dignity for all that. They are just too DUMB. Cats are fucking stupid. People look at cats sitting there watching the wall and say stupid shit like "cats are so zen". They just have a very low level of brain activity. Dumbasses.

Cats will eat their owners when they are dead. True. A dog will never do that. Dogs have been known to sit all day every day on the grave of their owner. That's because dogs have love. Cats have no love. They're even too dumb to fake it unless it's dinner time.

So why is my girlfriend scheming to get a cat? Women like cats. Cats are just like women. Sneaky. Very sneaky. Cruel. Treacherous.......what is the word I seek....it is EVIL. Yes. That's what they are, EVIL.

I will have no cat. You mark my words. Never. Ever. I mean it this time.

 

[hippedy hop]

I hate cats.

Have you ever heard of a cat saving someones life?

Hell no, selfish fuckers would lick their paws and watch you drown/burn/asphyxiate while masturbating with a belt around your neck...er..and so on.

Dogs are useful. Dogs save people's lives. Dogs WORK. Did you ever hear of a Police cat? A sniffer cat? A guard cat? A guide cat? A cat retriever? I rest my case.

Dogs are much more fun. Cats are no fucking fun. At all. They are boring motherfuckers. Try playing frisbee with a cat.

Don't tell me they have too much dignity for all that. They are just too DUMB. Cats are fucking stupid. People look at cats sitting there watching the wall and say stupid shit like "cats are so zen". They just have a very low level of brain activity. Dumbasses.

Cats will eat their owners when they are dead. True. A dog will never do that. Dogs have been known to sit all day every day on the grave of their owner. That's because dogs have love. Cats have no love. They're even too dumb to fake it unless it's dinner time.

So why is my girlfriend scheming to get a cat? Women like cats. Cats are just like women. Sneaky. Very sneaky. Cruel. Treacherous.......what is the word I seek....it is EVIL. Yes. That's what they are, EVIL.

I will have no cat. You mark my words. Never. Ever. I mean it this time.

cats eats rats
that is better
then wearin leather

 

[mrvipergts]

Dude:

Pretty sad man, what is wrong with you ? Are Dogs really any better then cats ?

You can't leave a dog anywhere.

They like to sniff & lick their ass.

They respond to a bell and salivate everywhere.

Try leaving a dog in your house for a few days and see what happens.

Try leaving some food for them (for the weekend), they will eat everything the first day, too stupid to eat in moderation.

I am sure dogs know how to clean up after themselves.

Some dogs like to attack for fun.

Just giving u a hard time .....................

 

[Rex]

I got a cat. He does some tricks, and is low maintenance. I'd like to have a dog, but the cat is cool.

 

[Advaik]

Cat's kill rats and other pests. They can also be trained to do "hearing" work much like a dog can do "smelling" work. Cat's can be trained to hear out termites and tell you where they are. Cat's have their uses.

 

[SheHuLK]

i think cats are OK, but dogs are way kooler. i like cats when they are babies.. little kittens are precious. once they get older they just become good for nothing lazy ass fur balls, and arent even cute and cuddly anymore. dogs are better i think. i personally like little doggies. i have a 8 lb yorkie named Nippie, and he is the cutest. i think i have an obssession with 'little' animals. i even like little frogs. once things grow up big, they just arent the same anymore

 

[Roadblock]

Cats bury their own shit, dogs dig up others shit.

 

[greenday]

I agree that cats are worthless, and many of them are mean. I get grossed out when people talk to cats, and kiss them, its like get a room already.

 

[hippedy hop]

I agree that cats are worthless, and many of them are mean. I get grossed out when people talk to cats, and kiss them, its like get a room already.

karma for you brotha oohyeah

 

[Michael Gigante]