Cat Pissed Clothing

[dballer]

Nope, but I did shit in the cat's litter box.

YOU ARE A FUCKING GENIUS!!!!!!

 

[Latimer]

YOU ARE A FUCKING GENIUS!!!!!!

If anyone see's it in the litter box, they'll think your Mom has a mountain lion for a pet.

 

[HappyScrappy]

if it is a male -which it likely is if it pissed like that - then he is into marking his territory.
they go around smelling things, and they freshen up their scent.
they do this by rubbing on things and clawing, as well as pissing (usually just the males).

if you either piss on something yourself (ugh) or spray ammonia down, then it will freak out the cat ("holy shit that is a big cat!" when he smells it) and he won't mark that spot.

so you need to spend more time pissing on your things and the cat won't fuck with you.

 

[vixenbabe]

I'm a cat lover..I say you need to make friends with Miss Kitty...Perhaps you need to strip down and run around the house bare ass and allow the cat the play with your balls....You'll have a new pal in no time.....

 

[polarpixie]

and allow the cat the play with your balls....You'll have a new pal in no time.....

What vixenbabe said! and don't forget to spray ammonia on them balls too. That will reall show the cat who's boss!! Oh yeah, you should probably spread some tuna salad on your bare ass too...to lure the cat.

 

[dballer]

I think I may let one of my dogs play with the cat.

 

[ABall]

Dballer,

kepp the cat bro. Cats are great. I brought home this old girlfriend after the bars one night and she woke me up in the morning and the cat had puked all over leg! it was great. The cat really disaproved of her i guess. i havet talked to her since!


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[guards]

Open the cats mouth and smear a little peanut butter on the top......fun for hours and hours

 

[vixenbabe]

Originally posted by dballer
I think I may let one of my dogs play with the cat.
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Will this be before or after the cat plays with your catnip dipped balls?
BE CAREFUL...VERY CAREFUL...The dogs may smell the kitty on you....

You ready for racing season Dballer?

 

[Night Fly]

Put Ben Gay between it's eyes and watch it go to town! Or...something a bit less cruel...you could put duck tape on the paws of it's feet. That's prettty funny, actually.