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Cat Pissed Clothing

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I left a shirt over at my Mom's house. and I went to wear it last night and found out that he cat pissed on it. Now the thing is.. this cat would have had to gone out of its way to do this. I am really pissed.. I want to get some revenge on it. What should I do.. besides hitting the cat.. I can't do that. ... and I already know to keep my clothes out of the way of the cat.

I want to get back at the cat.. but not harm it. I just want to piss it off.
 
Two words: Super Soaker

You can get a smaller one at Wal-Mart for like $10. That cat won't fuck with you again, I promise.
 
Bury it where only the head is showing, maybe along some grass that needs to be cut, piss on it then take the weed wacker to its urinating self.
 
So latimer, you think his mom did it? Is your mom sucking down a gram of ALA a day dballer? Could be her.
 
Drug the cat with Ketamine and while he is sleeping, glue a rat tail on his asshole.. I think it will really piss him off to think that a rat crawled in his ass while he was sleeping.
 
if it is a male -which it likely is if it pissed like that - then he is into marking his territory.
they go around smelling things, and they freshen up their scent.
they do this by rubbing on things and clawing, as well as pissing (usually just the males).

if you either piss on something yourself (ugh) or spray ammonia down, then it will freak out the cat ("holy shit that is a big cat!" when he smells it) and he won't mark that spot.

so you need to spend more time pissing on your things and the cat won't fuck with you.
 
I'm a cat lover..I say you need to make friends with Miss Kitty...Perhaps you need to strip down and run around the house bare ass and allow the cat the play with your balls....You'll have a new pal in no time.....:)
 
vixenbabe said:
and allow the cat the play with your balls....You'll have a new pal in no time.....:)
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What vixenbabe said! and don't forget to spray ammonia on them balls too. That will reall show the cat who's boss!! Oh yeah, you should probably spread some tuna salad on your bare ass too...to lure the cat. :)
 
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Dballer,

kepp the cat bro. Cats are great. I brought home this old girlfriend after the bars one night and she woke me up in the morning and the cat had puked all over leg! it was great. The cat really disaproved of her i guess. i havet talked to her since!


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Open the cats mouth and smear a little peanut butter on the top......fun for hours and hours
 
Originally posted by dballer
I think I may let one of my dogs play with the cat.
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Will this be before or after the cat plays with your catnip dipped balls?
BE CAREFUL...VERY CAREFUL...The dogs may smell the kitty on you....

You ready for racing season Dballer?
 
Put Ben Gay between it's eyes and watch it go to town! Or...something a bit less cruel...you could put duck tape on the paws of it's feet. That's prettty funny, actually.
 
guards said:
Open the cats mouth and smear a little peanut butter on the top......fun for hours and hours
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That sounds good but the cat bites me. So I was thinking of dumping some draino in the litter box.

ABal... hell no bro, I am not a cat kinda guy. I like dogs. I do not hate cats or anything.. but I am very allergic to them. I prefer dogs anyhow.
 
vixenbabe said:
Originally posted by dballer
I think I may let one of my dogs play with the cat.
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Will this be before or after the cat plays with your catnip dipped balls?
BE CAREFUL...VERY CAREFUL...The dogs may smell the kitty on you....

You ready for racing season Dballer?
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HAHAHAAH That is one kitty that is not ever getting close to the balls!!!

I am ready.. but the car is not!!:( I need to win the lottery!!
 
You peeps are harsh! Poor little cats.



:kitty: :kitty: :kitty: :kitty: :kitty: :kitty: :kitty: :kitty:




Ah well.... all long as my little B.C. (Bloody Cat) is out of harms way its all good.



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starfish said:
dballer,

don't mess with kittys!!!:kitty: :kitty:
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I don't.. but see it pissed on my shirt first. So.. tonight I will seek vengance!!!! :evil: :mp5:
 
hehe this thread is hilarious


Dballer ---- what is that in your avatar???I laugh every time i see it! Wheres it from?? I want it1!


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LMAO AT NIGHT FLY and the Tape trick:THE SCAT CAT SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER DANCE!

I've done this tape trick to my cat..IT IS FUNNY!

DBALLER..I hear ya...My hubby is on his way up to Monroe , MI. TONIGHT..TO look at a new engine for his '57!
 
big4life said:



So, you're going to piss on the cat?:confused:
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That would be too messy.. but I want to do somthing to seek revenge. I am not gonna hurt it. But it needs to learn a lesson.
 
ABall said:
hehe this thread is hilarious


Dballer ---- what is that in your avatar???I laugh every time i see it! Wheres it from?? I want it1!


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It is a little kid that was on a ride with his family in Orlando a few years ago. Me and my family was behind him. This pic was taken just as we were about to go down a huge hill!


Vix.. you should have told him about Kahn's small block. He has a badass motor.
 
pushing_fe said:
Cut the whiskers off one side of his face. That cat won't fuck with you again.
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That is mean as hell!!!!

do you know if they ever grow back?
 
I think they do grow back - but the whiskers are how the cat knows how wide its body is - so without them, then will tend to get stuck in places that they think they can fit through.
 
yeah.. like I said.. I do not want to hurt it.. so.. I think I will go with spraying it with ammonia.
 
At a party once we spray painted this guys cat green.........we didnt hurt it but damn that was funny.




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