Cat Pissed Clothing

[dballer]

I left a shirt over at my Mom's house. and I went to wear it last night and found out that he cat pissed on it. Now the thing is.. this cat would have had to gone out of its way to do this. I am really pissed.. I want to get some revenge on it. What should I do.. besides hitting the cat.. I can't do that. ... and I already know to keep my clothes out of the way of the cat.

I want to get back at the cat.. but not harm it. I just want to piss it off.

 

[Taps]

Two words: Super Soaker

You can get a smaller one at Wal-Mart for like $10. That cat won't fuck with you again, I promise.

 

[havoc]

Bury it where only the head is showing, maybe along some grass that needs to be cut, piss on it then take the weed wacker to its urinating self.

 

[addickt]

Stick a feather in his ass and call it MAC-A- RONI.......

 

[Latimer]

Don't be so quick to blame it on the cat.

 

[dballer]

Don't be so quick to blame it on the cat.

FUCKER!!! DID YOU PISS ON MY SHIRT???

 

[WODIN]

So latimer, you think his mom did it? Is your mom sucking down a gram of ALA a day dballer? Could be her.

 

[bigmean]

Stick a feather in his ass and call it MAC-A- RONI.......

Too funny!!
You could put some pepper in it's food... nah forget it, that's how you get rid of strays.

 

[addickt]

Drug the cat with Ketamine and while he is sleeping, glue a rat tail on his asshole.. I think it will really piss him off to think that a rat crawled in his ass while he was sleeping.

 

[Latimer]

FUCKER!!! DID YOU PISS ON MY SHIRT???

Nope, but I did shit in the cat's litter box.