it's a cat. & he's flushing a toilet! isn't that the most intersting thing you've seen today?jnevin said:Well, there's 3 minutes of my life that I'll never get back.
i knew there would be atleast one....*sigh* i feel vindicated...velvett said:OMG that is a riot.
My cat is obsessed with water - cold and fresh - if I'm not fast enough he'll play in the wc.
HumanTarget said:i knew there would be atleast one....*sigh* i feel vindicated...
*gasp* i'm not able to speak. there is a lot of great material there. i can't articulate it. it's just....too....much....velvett said:
PUSSY LOVER'S UNITE!
ZKaudio said:cats are for single women, gay people, and men with intimacy issues. that is all.
ZKaudio said:cats are for single women, gay people, and men with intimacy issues. that is all.
stilleto said:so how many do you have?
velvett said:
PUSSY LOVER'S UNITE!
redguru said:
KSHARP01 said:I love cats but am highly allergic to them!! Didn't know this till I moved in with now ex husband and was sick all the time...went and got tested and it was the cats (and other things) so he got rid of them for me and a year later I had to get rid of him.

velvett said:That's too bad - because when you live with a cat you will started to get used their dander and the allergy will lessen.
DON'T GET UP DA PUSSY!
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KSHARP01 said:That was funny!
But truely I did love those cats and it was almost a year of me being there with them and I just constantly stayed sick....I wish I would of gotten use to them. I loved there independence. But now I did give to family, not just anyone would do.
velvett said:That good.
I have allergies too.
I hope I didn't make you feel bad - I didn't mean to.
I'm just a big softie when it comes to the cute kitties.
People who make generalizations about other people based on their choice of pet are generally suffering from poor self esteem and gender confusion stemming from denial of their own homosexuality.ZKaudio said:cats are for single women, gay people, and men with intimacy issues. that is all.

lots of the wives i sleep with have husbands with big trucks and big dogs and big guns.musclemom said:People who make generalizations about other people based on their choice of pet are generally suffering from poor self esteem and gender confusion stemming from denial of their own homosexuality.
There, aren't sweeping generalizations just wonderful!
Oh, and dogs are for people who suffer from inferiority complexes who require constant affirmation of their own perceived self worth which they are not worthy of receiving from their fellow humans![]()
I rest my caseHumanTarget said:lots of the wives i sleep with have husbands with big trucks and big dogs and big guns.

musclemom said:People who make generalizations about other people based on their choice of pet are generally suffering from poor self esteem and gender confusion stemming from denial of their own homosexuality.
There, aren't sweeping generalizations just wonderful!
Oh, and dogs are for people who suffer from inferiority complexes who require constant affirmation of their own perceived self worth which they are not worthy of receiving from their fellow humans![]()
How come I've never noticed your posts before??? We've bypassed each other before.ZKaudio said:What's wrong with homos? Some of my best friends are the gay. Are you from the south?
ZKaudio said:cats are for single women, gay people, and men with intimacy issues. that is all. ?
musclemom said:Oh, and dogs are for people who suffer from inferiority complexes who require constant affirmation of their own perceived self worth which they are not worthy of receiving from their fellow humans![]()

musclemom said:How come I've never noticed your posts before??? We've bypassed each other before.
Allow me to introduce myself, I'm MM, I have a cat thing, if you haven't noticed. I fully admit this, but I do have my cat addiction under control and have limited myself to 7 cats and won't bring any more into the house ...
Anyway, did you actually READ the CONTENT of what I wrote? Clearly not. I was merely making a generalization about people who are in DENIAL of their own sexuality. I have no problem with homosexuality, which is quite helpful as I am bisexual.
Besides, you brought up homosexuals first:
My husband and I prefer cats. We like dogs, but we've owned them and they're pains in the asses, like having perpetual toddlers around the house. I'm done raising my kids.
ZKaudio said:cats are for single women, gay people, and men with intimacy issues. that is all.
I'm a pagan, I don't believe in heaven, hell, the judeo-christian god or devil.ZKaudio said:burn in hell cat lover!

musclemom said:I'm a pagan, I don't believe in heaven, hell, the judeo-christian god or devil.
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no.stilleto said:isn't that an atheist?
I never see one of them, she was feral for too long, we can't fully tame her, so she's the "basement cat"redsamurai said:7 cats MM?? Ok, cat lover here....but 7 would drive me insane.![]()
HumanTarget said:
you're a Nilhilist. it was invented by some Kraut back in the um, circa 20's??? anyway, yeah, she's cooler than you. has a job, too. have you shoplifted yet? btw - i think you could have a great future in prostitution or amateur porn. you could make hundreds of dollars a week!stilleto said:i'm an atheist and i don't believe in heaven or hell or god, so what's the difference? she's just cooler than me? you suck.![]()
HumanTarget said:you're a Nilhilist. it was invented by some Kraut back in the um, circa 20's??? anyway, yeah, she's cooler than you. has a job, too. have you shoplifted yet? btw - i think you could have a great future in prostitution or amateur porn. you could make hundreds of dollars a week!
omg. your poor kids. they would shun you. but only if you get caught.stilleto said:Ooooh. shoplifting! i hadn't thought of that!
HumanTarget said:omg. your poor kids. they would shun you. but only if you get caught.
it's nice that you're so optimistic. i'm glad to see you being positive like that. did you tell them that yet? while tucking them in? "if Mommy dies from taking too many of her happy pills tonight, just know that she loved you very much." or just leave a note, if you remember. "i left the # to the coroner on the fridge." XOXO- Mom. or something like that.stilleto said:but hopefully i'll OD and they'll have a better chance at life anyway.![]()
don't get saucy with me, Bernice....stilleto said:you're full of um... great ideas.
just full of it!
wtf is she eating? is that a toad? or a dog turd? or fake rubber vomit?stilleto said:its susan.
Saucy Susan
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Oh I don't believe in atheismstilleto said:i'm an atheist and i don't believe in heaven or hell or god, so what's the difference? she's just cooler than me? you suck.![]()

HumanTarget said:
musclemom said:Oh I don't believe in atheism
While I don't believe in heaven, or hell, or God or Devil, I DO believe there is something ELSE (currently working on what that is). I DO believe in the soul/spirit, and believe EVERY living thing has one. I call myself a pagan because ... well, it fits (I'm not currently ready to go full blown Wiccan, I'll let y'all know after this weekend). I believe in reverence for the world/planet/nature, and I have seen/experienced magic. Anyway, here's the definition for pagan:
a person who follows a polytheistic or pre-Christian religion (not a Christian or Muslim or Jew)
heathen: not acknowledging the God of Christianity and Judaism and Islam
hedonist: someone motivated by desires for sensual pleasures
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn
a practitioner of an Earth Religion; from the Latin paganus, a country dweller.
www.conjure.com/COG/idef.html
Mr. dB said:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q-SoH4fO6c&NR
This one is titled "My Stupid Cat Zip" but I think it's the owner who is stupid.
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