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cat lovers, i have a problem

Buddy_Christ

Buddy_Christ

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ok, see that kitten in my sig? ok, he's the feline in question. he's not the only pet in this house. we have a female cat that's about 2, a female shepard mix that's about 3, and a male aussie sheep dog, he's about 1 1/2. i think the kitten (male) is 4 months old.

well, little guy got comfortable with the dogs pretty quick, which was cool. when we first got him, there were a few days of hissing and clawing at the dogs, and after a week he was laying down next to them, sniffing them, playing with their tails. pretty cool.

earlier tonight, i notice Tiger (kitten) has taken a real liking to Kobe (dog). Tiger was rubbing all over him, sniffing him, licking him, and it was kinda "cute" to watch. as i'm watching this, Tiger starts going for Kobe's belly. i figured since he is still a kitten, maybe he thought he could find a nipple. of course, Kobe has no nipples for him, so it was gonna be a fruitless search, right?

a few minutes later i look back over at them. Kobe is still laying on his side, but he's looking at me with a "WTF?!" expression on his face. then i look at Tiger, and, well, he seemed to of found a "nipple." HE WAS SUCKING THE DOG'S DICK! no joke! the little guy had a paw on either side of it and was trying to go to town on the dog's dick! looked like he was enjoying himself too.

i kinda freaked out, and, well, sorry i didn't grab the digital and take pics of this. i puilled Tiger away from him, and as soon as i let go, he dove right back in again for more! i pulled the kitten away 3 or 4 times, and every time he just went right back again. in the mean time, the dog is just staring at me wondering what in the hell is going on.

i put the dogs outside for a while and i'm trying to figure out what to do. he's not gonna get any "milk" cause the dog had his balls cut off.

do i have a gay kitten? wtf do i do?! :worried:
 
It not a big deal, don't worry, the kitten just doesn't know any better.
 
yeah, see, i'm worried that the kitten DOES know what he's doing. how do i explain this to my kids? "hmmm, well kids, it seems that Tiger likes to blow Kobe, but that's ok, i'm sure he'll swallow." is that what i'm supposed to tell them?! come on, this isn't funny.
 
Well the Bible says that animals don't have souls, thus they will sin like crazy.

Next time you catch this happening it might help to clap and yell "stop it" and scare them out of the habbit.
 
TheProject said:
LOL...crak and his little gay cat...
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hey, the cat can be gay all it wants, and that's ok as long as it sticks to other cats. the fact that it's blowing the dog.....what if it tries to blow me next?!
 
crak600 said:
hey, the cat can be gay all it wants, and that's ok as long as it sticks to other cats. the fact that it's blowing the dog.....what if it tries to blow me next?!
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not that theres anything wrong with that.... :worried:
 
Hahaha!

Your KITTEN IS GAY DUDE!!

OMG. Life sucks doesn't it? Life definately sucks when your KITTEN IS GAY DUUDDDDEEEE!!!!

Go watch Legally Blonde 2. Expect him to start wearing a pink hankerchief around his neck soon and start re-arranging your house and picking out your clothes every morning. There ARE benefits you know?
 
this is NOT funny man. come on, i got kids for cryin out loud!

is that sanitary for the cat to be suckin dog dick like that?
 
OMG, this is the most hysterical thing ever. I can't stop laughing. I'm sorry for laughing at your pain crak, but damn this is funny. :)
 
They say that animals mimic their owners.......:)
 
JerseyArt said:
They say that animals mimic their owners.......:)
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if he mimicked his owner, he'd be obsessed with stroking his own or attempting to get it in his mouth, not sucking the dog's dick. this is just nasty.
 
OMG!!!!!!!! I can't believe that..............heheheheheheeeee

Ok, on a serious note....the kitten is 4 months old? How old was he when you got him?? Because, if kittens are separated from their mommies too soon, they will "suck" on things.....my 10 year old kitty still sucks on my thumb.....I don't think Tiger "knows" that it's the dog's dick.....
 
we got him at 8 or 9 weeks old i think.

i just had to give the little cocksucker a bath cause he had some kitty litter clumped onto his tail. yuck.

i hope this gay kitten thing is just a phase, but homosexuality isn't a phase is it? where's AAP? he'd know.
 
Theres only ONE option Marine!! And you know what it is!!

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Dude you're naked there with your kitten.

Me thinks there's a BIT more to this story you ain't telling.

You SICKO!!!!!!
 
i had my shirt off, is that a crime? a man isn't allowed to admire his 15" tattooed guns in the privacy of his own home w/out ridicule and embarassment?! i worked those bad boys yesterday, and if i wanna sit around and stare at them and lick them, i'll do it damn it.

we miss you gay kitten. so long. bye bye :wavey:
 
Dear Gay Kitten,

While it lasted, we enjoyed your stay in this home. You provided us with fresh claw marks on our furnature. You helped our other cat to stink up the bathroom via the litter box. You encouraged the dogs to fight over who would get to attempt to use you for a chew toy. You caused my kids to fight over who got to hold the kitten. You brought joy into my son's life because he was proud you were "his kitty." You shit on my couch your first day here, but was taught where the litter box was and have held up your end of the arrangement on where you did your business. You caused the other cat great agitation because of your arrival, only to make her happy she had a playmate that was of the same species. You provided me with some good laughs as you and the cat played together, as well as provided me with a few "awe" moments for your tender interactions with the other cat and the dogs.

You also sucked the dog's dick. That, gay kitten, is unacceptable. The dog was already severely confused about his sexuality. Our female dog has humped him countless times to show him who the real bitch is in this house, but that has been acceptable as she usually humps his head. His tail is curled up just like a female dog's tail would be curled. He was unsure of his sexuality, and you have further confused him. Since he recieved his first blowjob from you, he has complained about the color of his doggie bed, the length of his nails and how he broke one, and says that his collar does not match his eyes and he would like a new one. He has also let the neighbor's male Rottweiler violate him since he recieved that first blow job from you. Now the neighbor's dog is confused about his sexuality as well, and my neighbors are very angry with me.

You used to keep me awake half the night attacking my feet and laying on my chest or next to my head purring. Now i am kept awake at night hearing the slurping sounds you make while sucking the dog's dick, and the sounds of the dog grunting and groaning while you proceed to satisfy him. You used to show me love and affection. Now you are too busy trying to find lube for the dog to use.

You have touched our hearts gay kitten. You have also touched the dog's dick too many times.

You will be missed gay kitten. It was with great sorrow that i ended your life. There will never be another kitten like you (or so we hope).
 
lol

some kits do that.... mine wakes me up every morning trying to nurse my earlobe or nose
 
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