Cartoon At Gym

[oledawg]

Took a week of a and saw this cat (guy) in a warm up suit. That was fine after going through the ropes he then took of the top and the was well defined after a few sets he took of the bottom and that did it.


Ever seen this cartoon dog with a massive top and a wee bottom
half that was this guy .knew he could kick my ass (if he could run to catch me) but had to trun my head away and laugh noticed a few other people doing the same thing
1) Dont these people have mirrors ?
2) Dont they have friends ?

For the whole hour and fifteen minutes all he did was upper body workout not even to walk on the mill.
That shit was so funny as much as I am not that built

 

[Liftbig]

yeah, they are called "bench specialists" lol.........j/k

 

[HeavyBomber]

I have good size in my upper legs. In fact I am a fairly strong squatter and deadlifter but my calves are embarrassingly small. I work them but they are just small. As a result I rarely wear shorts because they cover up my upper legs and my calves would lead people to think I'm a "bench specialist".

No point in my post I guess but it really sucks. Anybody else with this problem? lol

 

[Becoming]

That shit was so funny as much as I am not that built

I would think most of the dudes here would not have that problem.... I do have a bro that had several knee surgeries from football who's legs are probably shrinking, cause it hurts him to work legs....

No thoughts really, except for the fact that if you are not that built to begin with, there might be a little jealousy involved?

 

[Scotsman]

Grimm and I call them superheroes. Since they look like cartoon superheroes. There is a whole clan of them at my gym. Everytime one of them walks by I say

"Looks like another superheroe triumphing over evil!"

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Awes0me]

LoL

 

[2Shy]

I call them "The Tick."

 

[BigWh1tey]

to each there own. I think it can look silly, but when I tore my hamstring it took a year for me to fully train legs again, so i had the same disproportion.

call me when you get there.

 

[needsize]

ask him if those are his legs or is he riding on an ostrich?

 

[Vulgar_Display_Of_Power]

Well does anyone else notice when someone says that they cant bench or SQ or yadayada because of some unseen injury, but then will damn near yank thier shoulders out of socket on the pec dec machine, or lower the weight sled on leg press in ways that would make a contortionist cringe, or do pulldowns shich resemble some sort of inverted cable GM?

Maybe its just me, but I would much rather do a few super hard sets, instead of hours of easy, pointless sets. Whats wrong with good old fashioned, plain hard work?

 

[HANSEL]

Built like a lawndart

 

[2Shy]

I give everyone nicknames. I imagine I have a few of my own considering I'm an old fat broad.

I love to people watch. For awhile we had a fellow who looked like Mr. Clean (from the cleaning product). What made it funnier was that he had a strange water bottle that reminded me of the types used for cleaning fluid and it was normally filled with something vaguely yellowish--probably watered down gatorade.

There's a lady who looks like shes early 50s with long dyed blonde hair. She has huge breasts (and I know whereof I speak) yet she goes braless with little spaghetti strap top and low riding yoga pants. She wears TONS of make-up and looks for all the world like an aging stripper. I never see her on the cardio stuff or at the weights. Usually she walks around with a cigarette dangling from her lips. Why? At a gym? Anyway, I'm kind of scared of her!

Then there's the Moose in Rut. He stays on the machines--lower weight than even I would use--but everytime he moves he bellows like, well, a moose in rut. You can hear him in the locker rooms, by the front doors, in the enclosed pool area. I jump every time he does it and keep expecting to see him lying on the ground in pain.

He ought to be worried. Hunting season's upon us.

 

[Dave949]

but my calves are embarrassingly small. I work them but they are just small. As a result I rarely wear shorts because they cover up my upper legs and my calves would lead people to think I'm a "bench specialist".

Interesting.....it reminds me of an article I read a while back. It was either written by Arnold (whats his face) or Larry Scott.
Anyway...... they felt (at one time) the same way about their calfs and would tend to naturally want to hide them because of shame and out of pure fustration and total disgust they did an about face and cut off all their workout sweats just below the knee level so they would have to ALWAYS SEE and be REMINDED of their puny calfs and this turned their shame and disgust into pure unbridled motivation to work their calfs harder than they ever thought possible and in the end brought their calf development up to a level they never thought possible !!!!

 

[delldell2]

What'd they do, What'd they do?

My calves are smaller than ALL of yours, but I'm faster than you all too...j/k

 

[2Shy]

I can't speak for those who work out but I've noticed that on the average men seem to have scrawnier calves than women. Anyone else notice this?

 

[Scotsman]

to each there own. I think it can look silly, but when I tore my hamstring it took a year for me to fully train legs again, so i had the same disproportion.

call me when you get there.

I should qualify that I only make fun of people who don't lift legs. I have great respect for anyone who does lift them. I just get bothered by the guys who strut around like they're huge when their legs are voting an absentee ballot.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[crew9]

I can't speak for those who work out but I've noticed that on the average men seem to have scrawnier calves than women. Anyone else notice this?

Women are bottom heavy.

 

[Dave949]

Women are bottom heavy. [/B]

I don`t like them kind of women. The bartlett pear shape just doesn`t do it for me.