Volva_Diaphragm said:
Volva_Diaphragm said:
nah it wouldnt taste terribly like that american crap because australian beers usually use australian hops, which have a very different character to the plant used in the states or throughout europe, and also, the aussies tend to add hops relatively early in the brewing process, making them more bitter than their overseas rivals, and rely on the higher alcohol content to give their beers more body...also, the americans tend to use industrial enzymes so that they can make lots of beer, fast, leaving the final drink with relatively little body...sort of like real beer mixed with soda water, without too much in it in the first placeYASMINA said:I think it does because it only has about 4.6% alc.
We also have Carlton Draught (4.6%) and Carlton LJ (4.6%).
so i know a bit more than i did a couple years ago 
GoldenDelicious said:nah it wouldnt taste terribly like that american crap because australian beers usually use australian hops, which have a very different character to the plant used in the states or throughout europe, and also, the aussies tend to add hops relatively early in the brewing process, making them more bitter than their overseas rivals, and rely on the higher alcohol content to give their beers more body...also, the americans tend to use industrial enzymes so that they can make lots of beer, fast, leaving the final drink with relatively little body...sort of like real beer mixed with soda water, without too much in it in the first place
thats why fosters has the export market, despite being a relatively nasty beer...the overseas market cant pick the difference
you guys have to go and try some boutique microbrewery beers...now they taste nice
oh. um. i know i sound like an alco, but i make some here and there
im doing you a favour, it was about to commit threadercide anywayFrisky said:Don't hijack my damn thread tootles
GoldenDelicious said:im doing you a favour, it was about to commit threadercide anyway
i havnt seen carletons moves, but even if i did dance like that, im sure id still look goodFrisky said:you dance like carlton don't you?
its ok honey, the gift was not given to everyone. I'd still dance with you
GoldenDelicious said:i havnt seen carletons moves, but even if i did dance like that, im sure id still look good
really good
id so darn good that all the hotties on the dancefloor would...oop sorry, sorry, i forgot...no thread hijacking
The episode where he does a duet with Tom Jones...singing "It's Not Unusual"...classic!Frisky said:
you know, i would dance like him...just to get the girls smiling, and thinking i was really cuuuuteFrisky said:Lmao, I could so see you dancing like Carlton! bwahahah
http://www.warnerbros.co.uk/television/freshprince/index2.html
go here and to bio's click on Carlton and watch him move
...before taking them home and showing them what sex was meant to be like 
GoldenDelicious said:you know, i would dance like him...just to get the girls smiling, and thinking i was really cuuuute
lol you know its true, too
belittlement is a form of affection, frisker mineFrisky said:
funny little chicken dance and all GoldenDelicious said:belittlement is a form of affection, frisker mine
id play you like a bouzouki
nupFrisky said:
GoldenDelicious said:nup
nah. im just not really attracted, you know?Frisky said:nup = yup
are you skerd? i won't dance you under the floor i promise
GoldenDelicious said:nah. im just not really attracted, you know?
well alright, but dont get any funny ideas about leadingChefWide said:
lol you fit a mould, friskyFrisky said:I'm sorry I'm not geigh, would that help. I have a strap on, seriously its huge too. Maybe that would help?
I have a gerbil too. Now that should do the trick
GoldenDelicious said:lol you fit a mould, frisky
a rough and ready date battle plan for frisky would be:
upmarket but hearty restaurant, somewhere they serve low carb food ie steak, OR a steak at home - assuming a reasonably good looking masculine man with good values, slightly playful/humerous, verbally spars with the frisker online and in casual convo, she is a little more abrasive, he turns it with abrasion followed by wry compliments laced with sly jibs, then he rapidly drops his visor, moves the convo to the issues frisky is covering up (i dont want to pull a DIV, but...you know) while being sincere and listening to what she needs to have accepted/understood by a prospective partner, he hears her out, reassures her tenderly very briefly, before turning back to slightly barbed humour, but less so than before, touching her hand/elbow/waist sequentially with each jibe, then move in for a kiss and a tumble OR let her teach you some silly wrist lock or something and twist painfully into it to land a tender kiss
game set match seeya thanks for coming frisky
ambien has kicked inFrisky said:Cliff notes
he moves in, tries to stick his tongue in my mouth, so damn lame being he didn't even buy me flowers. So I twist that fucker like a twizlers and have him begging for mercy.
GoldenDelicious said:ambien has kicked in
id get under your skin within the first real date. anyone who sees the obvious chinks, can
we'll talk later when im not paralytic ok
cu
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