Captain FT....check it bish...

[Captain FT]

Coffee pots are for the poor
Keurig is for the middle class
Nespresso is for those driving Range Rovers.

I'm upper middle class I have a Keurig and Nespresso #balleralert

 

[Captain FT]

I mix cream and sugar in my morning Nespresso with a Lelo on pulse.

 

[miplank]

i just googled them, fuck yeah I'm gonna get one

 

[cindylou]

Oh, well I had a coffee pot before Mitch saved me from teh poor

 

[cindylou]

i just googled them, fuck yeah I'm gonna get one

What? Why? No

 

[Captain FT]

All their videos are with some British chick so you know it's legit, they make everything sound smarter.

 

[Captain FT]

What? Why? No

Mitch is about to save you again, just arch your back in the passenger seat and enjoy...you're welcum.

 

[cindylou]

lol stfu

 

[miplank]

lol!

 

[Captain FT]

Lololololol...can I shotgun?