can't teach an old dog new tricks

[Mr. dB]

Last year, when I renewed my driver's license, they gave me a new license number. We are no longer allowed to use our Social Security Number on the driver's license, due to new Identity Crime legislation.

It's been 13 months, and I still can't remember the new number without looking at the license.

I can't remember my license tag number for my own car either, but I can still remember the tag numbers for my first three cars.

 

[FISHTALES]

yer gettin old dood

 

[Mr. dB]

yer gettin old dood

Thanks for reminding me, I had forgotten.

 

[DieselGunz]

I did the same thing

 

[hamstershaver]

must be a state to state thing, my ss has never been on mine

 

[JayC9]

The wife can remember any amount of telephone numbers and numeric data, I don't even know my own. I know where to find it though...I ask her.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Thanks for reminding me about my license. I paid to get mine renewed and still havn't done it. It's expired.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

The mind is strange. I can remember phone numbers I haven't called in more than a decade.

 

[SoreArms]

must be a state to state thing, my ss has never been on mine

same here, and after 10+ years I still don't know the number either

 

[RottenWillow]

same here, and after 10+ years I still don't know the number either

Well you're just stupid.



Also, it's fucked up that someone so fine assed as me is in a tiny avatar, and someone as hideoso as Divine is in the gigantoid one.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Well you're just stupid.



Also, it's fucked up that someone so fine assed as me is in a tiny avatar, and someone as hideoso as Divine is in the gigantoid one.

Please send me fullsize pics of your avatar picture. I know you hate it when guys try to flatter you and say you're beautiful, but really, you are.

So please send me those pics. PM me for e-mail address if you want to send them that way.

 

[SoreArms]

Well you're just stupid.



Also, it's fucked up that someone so fine assed as me is in a tiny avatar, and someone as hideoso as Divine is in the gigantoid one.

takes one to know one

would you prefer Edith the egg lady?

 

[swole]

You'd probably forget your penis if it wasn't attached.

 

[redguru]

must be a state to state thing, my ss has never been on mine

Used to be on Virginia's, I know I bitched about it when my PA license expired and I had to get a VA one while in the Navy.

 

[Mr. dB]

Well you're just stupid.



Also, it's fucked up that someone so fine assed as me is in a tiny avatar, and someone as hideoso as Divine is in the gigantoid one.

How dare you call Divine hideoso.

There'll be no disrespecting of Divine in my thread.

 

[Mr. dB]

You'd probably forget your penis if it wasn't attached.

Sometimes I'd like to. It just gets in the way. If I could keep it stored for safe keeping, and only get it out when it's needed, that would be great. I could keep it in a display case on my mantlepiece.

 

[Mr. dB]

must be a state to state thing, my ss has never been on mine

They also used my SS# for my student ID at three Universities.

 

[jack sparrow]

Please send me fullsize pics of your avatar picture. I know you hate it when guys try to flatter you and say you're beautiful, but really, you are.

So please send me those pics. PM me for e-mail address if you want to send them that way.

Can I get the full size of the old avi? you know, the one with the chick and the gun?

Oh, and dB, I'm right there with you...i can remember my parents phone number from the house I grew up in (17 years ago) but I have to look up my own cell phone number half of the time.

 

[SoreArms]

Sometimes I'd like to. It just gets in the way. If I could keep it stored for safe keeping, and only get it out when it's needed, that would be great. I could keep it in a display case on my mantlepiece.

you'd probably lose it and wind up buying it back from a guy selling crap on the sidewalk, for $17, just don't buy the broken toaster oven

 

[H_T_]

there's a few milfs at the bar i'd like to train.......

 

[Lestat]

I never remember my DL # either.

License i do, but its a personalized plate.

 

[SoreArms]

me neither

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Sometimes I'd like to. It just gets in the way. If I could keep it stored for safe keeping, and only get it out when it's needed, that would be great. I could keep it in a display case on my mantlepiece.

Detachable Penis.

 

[SoKlueles]

I know my DL number and my ss number, my exes ssn, my brothers SSN, and 2 of my 3 kids SSN

 

[redguru]

I know my DL number and my ss number, my exes ssn, my brothers SSN, and 2 of my 3 kids SSN

I can recite my FL DL as well. long assed number tho

P###-###-##-###-# Maybe you can guess it from there.

 

[SoKlueles]

I can recite my FL DL as well. long assed number tho

P###-###-##-###-# Maybe you can guess it from there.

ill pm it to you

TNs is pretty big too.....ok well it has 8 digits

 

[Mr. dB]

Detachable Penis.

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

 

[SoreArms]

you'd probably lose it and wind up buying it back from a guy selling crap on the sidewalk, for $17, just don't buy the broken toaster oven

dammit, you didn't my reference to the song from this?

 

[buffer1]

Last year, when I renewed my driver's license, they gave me a new license number. We are no longer allowed to use our Social Security Number on the driver's license, due to new Identity Crime legislation.

It's been 13 months, and I still can't remember the new number without looking at the license.

I can't remember my license tag number for my own car either, but I can still remember the tag numbers for my first three cars.

old age bro,lol

 

[Mr. dB]

old age bro,lol

Did you happen to catch the thread title???

 

[BUBBLES]

Flaxseed oil and Primrose oil taken together improves memory.