Can Ranch dressing go bad?

[BileStew]

Damn, I hit Enter too quickly...

Anyway, I have a bottle in my fridge since last year. Expiration date is Dec 17 03. If open and use it on my salad, will I contract Scarlett fever, grow nasty boils on my body that need to be lanced like the ones that take up 90% of Tuc's keg shaped body?

 

[ChefWide]

does the pope shit in the woods?

 

[BileStew]

does the pope shit in the woods?

Depends, are there woods near the Vatican?

 

[broley]

Depends, are there woods near the Vatican?

you were right with Depends
i lik ranch

 

[coldblue1955]

If you leave it out all night YES!

 

[BileStew]

Yeah...Dusty bumped one of my old threads!!

I'm complete now.

 

[Bullit]

If you spill any in your yard a whole ranch will grow.

Just a warning.

 

[from zero]

Yeah, it can. I gave a friend of mine a gallon of it as a gift once as a joke, because he puts it on everything. It had expired a few months prior.

Soon it got all yellow and stuff.

 

[ChefWide]

Does it form a nice, thick, creamy head when you pour it?

:hurl:

 

[SVT-TROY]

Hmmmmmmm, when you expire, are you really dead, think about it.

 

[jackangel]

If you spill any in your yard a whole ranch will grow.

Just a warning.

hey bullit, what's up man? good to see you posting. haven't seen you in a while.


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[sawastea]

blah blah blah

 

[rnch]

i've been told a side order of Rnch dresssing goes down quite smoothly.


heh heh