Can I have some EF updates please?

[jack sparrow]

As you know, I've been scarce as of late...lots of things going on. Would you all be kind enough as to give me the latest and greatest?

Thanks.

 

[SoKlueles]

soklu is still beautiful

 

[Gambino]

killah and hr have been dating
aap knocked up a 40 yr old
lestat has come open with his bisexuality
string bean has been juicing
UA quit juicing

 

[jack sparrow]

LMAO!! Klu

 

[SoKlueles]

omg that wasnt suppsed to be funny
aww i you jackie

 

[KillahBee]

 

[Gambino]

i ran outta weed :

 

[DannoMight]

whats up bro.

 

[jack sparrow]

omg that wasnt suppsed to be funny
aww i you jackie

I was laughing at what Bino said lol. WASSUP Killah!

 

[heatherrae]

Every girl on the board is pregnant. Every guy on the board knocked someone up. the end.

 

[jack sparrow]

Yo Dano

 

[jack sparrow]

Every girl on the board is pregnant. Every guy on the board knocked someone up. the end.

ALL of them?

 

[youngguns]

Hey!

 

[Y_lifter]

I'm 10 pounds lighter... and its not due to amputation.

 

[heatherrae]

ALL of them?

yes.

 

[Gymgurl]

Im not preggo....thank you....lol....How the heck are ya!!!

 

[jack sparrow]

I'm doing ok GG

Has Wootoom admitted that he really isn't str8 yet?

 

[youngguns]

hi

 

[Gymgurl]

Nope not yet.....But Pick3 has lol

 

[youngguns]

 

[jack sparrow]

Nope not yet.....But Pick3 has lol

That avatar did have me wondering there for awhile...

 

[blut wump]

 

[heatherrae]

Oh blunt is here.

 

[jack sparrow]

Yo Blut

 

[feisty11975]

I am not prego. lol

Hey Jack

 

[jack sparrow]

I am not prego.

Take a nice country drive up to Kentucky, and I can fix that for you.

 

[feisty11975]

Take a nice country drive up to Kentucky, and I can fix that for you.

Oh hell NO! lol

I have enuff with 3 thanks

 

[Gambino]

fiesty is getting fake tits jack

 

[feisty11975]

fiesty is getting fake tits jack

2 weeks babe!! woo hoo hoo hoo

 

[jack sparrow]

fiesty is getting fake tits jack

No way.

 

[feisty11975]

No way.

yes way

 

[jack sparrow]

yes way

Why you gettin fake boobs? Real ones are MUCH better...even in tube sock form....well maybe not to THAT extreme but...

 

[feisty11975]

Why you gettin fake boobs? Real ones are MUCH better...even in tube sock form....well maybe not to THAT extreme but...

cause I want them for ME! Its something I've wanted for a while now and its MEMEME time

 

[ksharp01]

damn feisty you have the longest signature! lol

 

[Frisky]

As you know, I've been scarce as of late...lots of things going on. Would you all be kind enough as to give me the latest and greatest?

Thanks.

I have this split across my chin, 6 stitches and hurting like hell. I'm still hot though

 

[jack sparrow]

cause I want them for ME! Its something I've wanted for a while now and its MEMEME time

If you say so...just post pics when you get them.

 

[feisty11975]

damn feisty you have the longest signature! lol

yeah, I was actually just about to clean it out. I need new stuff.

 

[jack sparrow]

I have this split across my chin, 6 stitches and hurting like hell. I'm still hot though

I saw the thread...ouch!

 

[jnevin]

Fuck, I'm the only one here without crowns?

hi.

 

[Frisky]

I saw the thread...ouch!

oh... and stitches need to come out in a few days, figure i'll play dc for hat and remove them myself. hell... as goorish as it seems it was pretty cool to see my jaw bone and the flesh surronding it.

 

[hotzie]

im out the navy and will be headed back home to eville here this weekend sometime.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Ummmm I am still married to a lawn gnome though I keep finding that evil sob hanging around strange bush whenever I turn my head.

WTF is up with THAT?!

 

[jack sparrow]

im out the navy and will be headed back home to eville here this weekend sometime.

No shit? Cool maing.

 

[theoak01]

i know jack schitt

and feisty,we expect pics dammit,no excuses

 

[hotzie]

No shit? Cool maing.

yep , got an early out

 

[bw1]

pick3's geigh

 

[feisty11975]

pick3's geigh

repost

hahaha

and oak, I'll think about it.

 

[hotzie]

also ive banged like every new chick on here, some of them twice

 

[jack sparrow]

also ive banged like every new chick on here, some of them twice

So when you get back to the 'ville you'll be there when Heather has the baby?

 

[blut wump]

also ive banged like every new chick on here, some of them twice

That sounds like a good five minutes of frolic.

If you spent half as much time banging twice as many women as could fit through the eye of a needle while riding a camel, what colour would the grass be?

 

[gotmilk]

Ssdd

 

[stilleto]

Hi jack!

OMG.. HIJACK! get it??!! HIJACK???
LOLooalolollolOLolOlllOLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[heatherrae]

im out the navy and will be headed back home to eville here this weekend sometime.

You are from louisville?

 

[Freddie de Lux]

I have this split across my chin, 6 stitches and hurting like hell. I'm still hot though

Is that from kicking the hell out of the teacher who abused your son?

 

[Frisky]

Is that from kicking the hell out of the teacher who abused your son?

lol.... no... but wish it were.

 

[Devastation]

hey buddy

 

[hotzie]

You are from louisville?

evansville,in like an hour from louisville. We should def hookup sometime.

 

[gotmilk]

evansville,in like an hour from louisville. We should def hookup sometime.

yeah...like lamaze class

 

[hotzie]

yeah...like lamaze class

exactly , ive always wanted to see a dilated uterus

 

[gotmilk]

you'll have to shovel 18 inches of snow to get your car out of your driveway this weekend.
Enjoy

 

[blut wump]

Is that from kicking the hell out of the teacher who abused your son?

She needed stitches on her chin after she opened her mouth to put her foot in it and missed.

 

[heatherrae]

yeah...like lamaze class

that would be SWEET

 

[Frisky]

She needed stitches on her chin after she opened her mouth to put her foot in it and missed.

i hate you

 

[gotmilk]

She needed stitches on her chin after she opened her mouth to put her foot in it and missed.

I thought she went line dancing with the Beau?

 

[digimon7068]

Im not preggo....thank you....lol....How the heck are ya!!!

thanks. . .now everyone knows i'm shooting blanks