Can I get a line of Credit on my body?

[LuluDeren]

Because I'll be worth 6125.00 when I'm dead.

http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator

 

[Smurfy]

fuck im worth a measly $5025
probably because Im overweight and I had a hernia once in my lifetime

 

[biteme]

I'm worth 500,000 g's dead. Bet I could find a lot of desperate women from poor countries to marry me and hope I drop dead before I'm 60.

 

[PICK3]

I know how you can earn $20 the hard way.

 

[LuluDeren]

It seems longer hair can get ya a couple grand appreciation...of course it may make you easy pickins.

 

[Spartacus]

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4065

 

[Cutiebaby]

4040!
I smoke,drink alcohol, and soda sugar drinks...Hahahhahaha

 

[jackangel]

you can be worth a lot more if you sell the live version

 

[calveless wonder]

what the mother fuck?

$3700? I protest.

 

[puddlemonkey]

what the mother fuck?

$3700? I protest.

I as well! Thats way too much for your skanky ass!

 

[calveless wonder]

I as well! Thats way too much for your skanky ass!

ok, give me tree fitty

 

[puddlemonkey]

$5575! I'm worth more than Wonderboy! Not that I needed a website to tell me that.

 

[calveless wonder]

$5575! I'm worth more than Wonderboy! Not that I needed a website to tell me that.

you forgot to tell them you have aids bro

 

[puddlemonkey]

you forgot to tell them you have aids bro

I don't recall them asking.

 

[the_clockwork]

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4725!

 

[jnevin]

$4700?

 

[NickyE3]

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4725!

i got the exact same score

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4725!

 

[velvett]

$5625

eh

 

[puddlemonkey]

$5625

eh

You got fifty bucks on me. Must be the boobs.

 

[samoth]

Something's wrong with that site. They erroneously list females as being worth more than males.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Something's wrong with that site. They erroneously list females as being worth more than males.

They must be able to pimp them out to necrophiliacs. Only logical answer.