Can I even buy a pair of shorts that shows my quads??

[plornive]

Seriously I can't really tell how long they are exactly in the pic. I always need to try on pants or shorts before I know if they will look good on me. The red doesn't help, IMO.

 

[genarr3]

Face it. Short and/or tight shorts are out of style..unless you're really, really gay.

LOL. I don't care how good your legs look, short shorts are very out of style. You'll look like an idiot.

 

[Stillgoing]

LOL. I don't care how good your legs look, short shorts are very out of style. You'll look like an idiot.

At first these responses kind of pissed me off. My initial reaction was no one was trying to help me. Then I thought more about it, and, I've now decided that in fact, ya'll are my "queer eyes for the straight guy". You simply have so much more fashion sense, that in fact your saving me from some huge embarrasment (sp?). Thanks bros!!

 

[DeepZenPill]

picked up some champion shorts last year for the same reason.

perfect length, not over or pass the knees, and not as high as biker shorts.

I also have champion shorts. They're about as short as you want to get. They aren't "gay short," but they show off the bottom of the quads, just enough to show off, if that's what you're after.

Unfortunately mine have shrunk a good deal, so I need to find some replacement shorts, but I don't want those ridiculously long shorts kids think are cool these days.

 

[mt]

There's this guy that always comes to the gym wearing those Dolphin shorts. You know the kind that Clinton use to wear jogging showing off his big, fat, white, whale thighs. They're the kind that are real short and loose and have a slit up the side that shows your BVD's. This guy is an older guy around mid-fifties and is a lawyer and a pretty cool guy. But man does he look like a complete homo in those shorts. One time he was walking around and his sack was hanging out! I kid you the fuck not! His goddamn sack was hanging out! It somehow work it's way out of his underwear and just hung out of his shorts. Dude, get a clue!

I figure it will only get worse as he ages. It seems only old guys walk around in Speedos at the beach and pool and in the locker room old guys just seem to love walking around naked with other men there. I don't get it. Use a towel for chrissakes! I can't stand being in the locker room anymore. I just use it to store my stuff and get out of there as quickly as I can.

Just wear shorts that come to your knees. We don't have to see how great your quads are. I remember when there use to be a time when being a show off was a bad thing.

 

[Tarheel]

http://www.undergear.com/dept1.asp?dept_id=530

Lots of lenghts here.

How about this?
http://www.n2nbodywear.com/Merchant..._Code=N2N&Product_Code=S5&Category_Code=slink

 

[SanFrancisconewb]

Wear whatever the f**k you want dude. If you want to wear short shorts -cut off some sweats. there's nothing homo about it unless you start adding rainbow icons. Who cares what people think.

 

[Stillgoing]

Wear whatever the f**k you want dude. If you want to wear short shorts -cut off some sweats. there's nothing homo about it unless you start adding rainbow icons. Who cares what people think.

Yeah, you'll note I never asked for advice on if I should wear them or not, I simply asked for help finding some.

20 posts later, I actually got some. Kind of funny anyway I guess.......thanks.....

 

[Clean]

At first these responses kind of pissed me off. My initial reaction was no one was trying to help me. Then I thought more about it, and, I've now decided that in fact, ya'll are my "queer eyes for the straight guy". You simply have so much more fashion sense, that in fact your saving me from some huge embarrasment (sp?). Thanks bros!!

ahahahaha

 

[Clean]

seriously though, I like the adidas old school soccer shorts, or umbro they usually come up a little higher but definitely not too high. You ever notice how soccer players quads usually show, and no one thinks they look gay.