Campus Modeling

[supersizeme]

I demand an answer on what exactly this is. I'm at a stage in life where I'm seriously considering changing careers and, although I have no idea what campus modeling entails, I'm confident that I would excel at it. I have visited several college campuses, and I built several model airplanes as a young lad, so I believe that I could put together a shining resume that has "this guy could be the greatest campus model ever" written all over it. I'm also very thrifty with pouring bottles of Moet on girls in bikinis in slow motion so I would hope this increases my value in the campus modeling market. I will bump this until I get more info because searching for "Campus Model" on Yahoo only produces links to Ace Hardware and True Value.

 

[gymtime]

H.I. - You want to take this one? or shall I?

 

[supersizeme]

I don't care who fields it, just tell me what it is. There are starving children in Africa RIGHT NOW who don't have any campus models at all...whatever they are.

 

[saint808]

to be honest i have no idea what the fuck it is either... i am curious to know.

 

[HappyScrappy]

well, I know I risk the wrath of all that is Canadian if I even step on this thread... but I thought I would add a thought or two.

1) it isn't just an occupation, it is a way of life. it is how you carry yourself and a way of viewing the world around you. generally speaking you are better than the rest, so show it.

2) I think it is an architectural term. in college the campus model was what we had to do when there was a large scale project involving multiple buildings and you would then want to show them in model format, to scale, in relation to each other. usually it showed the grade of the land as well as the overall shape of the buildings and the way they interacted with each other and the surroundings. they were always harder to make than one would think.
but with enough glue, one can do anything.

which also happens to be my philosophy on my hair.

 

[gymtime]

Gentlemen, if I reveal the secrets of campus modeling to you two, I run the risk of severe backlash from not just the campus model himself, but those who would not see his name besmirched.

What to do. This is a pickle.

 

[Raina]

I was SO close to becoming a campus model but then they found out that I'd had sexy pictures taken of me and said that I wasn't "campus model" material. My family was devistated. I've not spoken to them in years over it.

 

[gymtime]

well, I know I risk the wrath of all that is Canadian if I even step on this thread... but I thought I would add a thought or two.

1) it isn't just an occupation, it is a way of life. it is how you carry yourself and a way of viewing the world around you. generally speaking you are better than the rest, so show it.

2) I think it is an architectural term. in college the campus model was what we had to do when there was a large scale project involving multiple buildings and you would then want to show them in model format, to scale, in relation to each other. usually it showed the grade of the land as well as the overall shape of the buildings and the way they interacted with each other and the surroundings. they were always harder to make than one would think.
but with enough glue, one can do anything.

which also happens to be my philosophy on my hair.

Just couldn't help yourself could you? Now you've done it. Prepare for the canadian tounge lashing of your life....TRAITOR!!!

 

[havoc]

Also, put on your resume that you can fart out pink confetti on command. Cheers big ears!

 

[supersizeme]

blump.

Campus modeling will be shrouded in mystery no longer. For years, we the people of elite, have been wandering Earth aimlessly, lifting weights but not quite sure why. I am tired of training and eating chicken breasts for the sole purpose of becoming a stronger, more hoss potential campus model.

I'm not taking my finger out of my ass until I have a Webster-like definition of what this is and how I can get into it.